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But, if Robin were off screen for those reasons, even if she wasn't back for the funeral, it would still make sense in terms of what the rest of the people close to her think about her not being there. If Robin had divorced Patrick and moved back to Paris to work, we could have scenes of Anna saying that Robin called and they had a nice long cry together, she couldn't get away from work to come home for the funeral, but Anna is going to fly out and spend some mother/daughter time with her after the funeral. The thing is, good writing could potentially make a "Jason is conflicted about which woman he wants to be with" story line work. If the Jason we end up with is either Jason Q or some new version of Jason that is neither Q nor Morgan, you could maybe sell that he would be looking for different things out of a relationship than he was as Jason Morgan. Play up that the reason he never ended up with Liz was because of the difference in her and Sam's attitudes towards the mob life and all of the danger involved. It could be done successfully...if written well. But, well, we have Ron, so...

Britt Carly - Joss, after being left to fend for herself while Carly tended to Sonny's issues, set booby traps all over the house for security. Carly dies via one of those traps. Dr. O

So, basically, Ron is writing Dr. O as a WWE bad guy. Nice to see the wormholes are working well on the night of the NB. One minute, Brad and Britt are sitting at his place, pigging out on ice cream, the next, Brad is in his tux sitting at the NB, and Britt is sneaking into Wyndemere to bond with the demon spawn. Even before things went south, Ric's proposal gave me major secondhand embarrassment (for Liz).

Well, you know, they tried to Skype with her, but couldn't get her, so they figured she must be having issues with her wi-fi service.

Nathan and Dante could be there to support Anna. If that's the case, then, presumably, Maxie and Lulu would be there with the two of them. Which would mean that Maxie gets back together with Nathan before the funeral.

I'm guessing it's going to be something cheesy like he falls asleep watching the NB, and he dreams about her performing at the NB for him.

Time to get a Phantom of the Opera mask and whine about needing to protect people from laying eyes upon your sunburn?

And follow it up with "Well, Aly, it's not that hard to scoop some ice cream. We're a family, we help each other out, and Rick is under a lot of pressure as CEO. Did you hear he's CEO? And he hates lies?" Yeah, Rick, do you want Ridge to start spending a lot of one on one time with Maya so she can inspire him?

Since she and her giant teeth popped up today, can we put Britt on the list, just so I can enjoy her being killed?

Britt, Dr. O, and Spencer. Shitfest 2015!

Spinelli Sonny Carly

I'm sure that was his motive. "Look how much she adores me! She's hanging all over me telling me how much she loves me! I'm cool!!" If Carolyn Hinsey had a video like that of a drunk Thorsten Kaye, she would have tweeted the link to it every week for a year. "Hey, everyone, look!"

Oh Lord. You know, there was a time I went out drinking with coworkers, and, unknown to me at that time, I had a blood disorder and was down to around less than half the "normal" hemoglobin count. When I found out later what was going on, we joked that I had an alcohol blood count instead of a blood alcohol count, because I was drunk. But I was not as incoherent and unable to remain upright as Maura is there. Yeesh. Did she just not think she had a shot at winning, so she just got plastered all night? I'm mortified for her. Whatever she had in that bottle in her hand, it should have been coffee. Strong, strong coffee.

So is Ron just admitting he's a hack who doesn't give any long term thought to his plot point writing?

It's even more smug coming from Ron than Aaron Sorkin. Sorkin, at least, generally is the one who has been in charge of his shows and characters all along. Ron is coming into a 50 year old show and deciding that he knows all these characters better than anyone, and he, and he alone, can determine what is and is not in character for all of them.

Yeah, I can't imagine any judge not on the take with Sonny would look at his lifestyle and all the harm that has come to his children and be all "yes, you are a perfect parent! Children will be safe as can be in your care!" I highly doubt he was going to win no matter who the judge was. Show just had to throw that in to give a reason for Sonny, Carly, Morgan, and Kiki to cry foul.

I think some of them have gone to that place where you conflate real life with reel life and they're shipping Kelly and Billy.

It's one of those things where you joke about it privately in the car, but to actually go ahead with it, film it, and put it out for the general public to see?

It's on Kelly's Instagram. ETA: https://instagram.com/p/1-AqqtBEn-/?taken-by=keeelyt

Finally got around to watching the show (had to take the kid to the WWE PPV Sunday night). Genie looks amazing. It's criminal that she hasn't been on our screens for this Fluke story. Criminal. Maura and Kelly were drunk as hell. Acting winners aside, you just know Ron is pissed as hell that not only didn't his crew get the writing nod, but, even with two out of four shows taking home the best show trophy, GH wasn't one of them.

My first name isn't on the list but is currently on the show and needs to die a thousand deaths: Spinelli Dr. O Spencer

Well, you know, he's such a ball of fire all day long, he wears himself out and needs those power naps to recharge.

And, of course, being the douchebag that he is, Nik would sit there and let her twist in the wind, when he knows damn well who Jake is.

Maya, honey, next time you're at CVS picking up your estrogen prescription, they sell these handy little pill containers you can put in your purse and carry a day or two worth of your prescription in a nice, subtle, unmarked container. Cuts down on the risk of losing your whole bottle and the risk of nosy coworkers pawing through your purse and discovering what prescriptions you're taking, leading to them speculating as to why you're taking them.

Since Valerie was also noting the physical similarities between Dante and Sonny, Lulu should just throw her in the Moobster's direction. "Sorry, Carly, just consider this some long overdue payback for that whole Brooke Lynn thing!"