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Since she and her giant teeth popped up today, can we put Britt on the list, just so I can enjoy her being killed?

Britt, Dr. O, and Spencer. Shitfest 2015!

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I'm sure that was his motive. "Look how much she adores me! She's hanging all over me telling me how much she loves me! I'm cool!!" If Carolyn Hinsey had a video like that of a drunk Thorsten Kaye, she would have tweeted the link to it every week for a year. "Hey, everyone, look!"

Oh Lord. You know, there was a time I went out drinking with coworkers, and, unknown to me at that time, I had a blood disorder and was down to around less than half the "normal" hemoglobin count. When I found out later what was going on, we joked that I had an alcohol blood count instead of a blood alcohol count, because I was drunk. But I was not as incoherent and unable to remain upright as Maura is there. Yeesh. Did she just not think she had a shot at winning, so she just got plastered all night? I'm mortified for her. Whatever she had in that bottle in her hand, it should have been coffee. Strong, strong coffee.

So is Ron just admitting he's a hack who doesn't give any long term thought to his plot point writing?

It's even more smug coming from Ron than Aaron Sorkin. Sorkin, at least, generally is the one who has been in charge of his shows and characters all along. Ron is coming into a 50 year old show and deciding that he knows all these characters better than anyone, and he, and he alone, can determine what is and is not in character for all of them.

Yeah, I can't imagine any judge not on the take with Sonny would look at his lifestyle and all the harm that has come to his children and be all "yes, you are a perfect parent! Children will be safe as can be in your care!" I highly doubt he was going to win no matter who the judge was. Show just had to throw that in to give a reason for Sonny, Carly, Morgan, and Kiki to cry foul.

I think some of them have gone to that place where you conflate real life with reel life and they're shipping Kelly and Billy.

It's one of those things where you joke about it privately in the car, but to actually go ahead with it, film it, and put it out for the general public to see?

It's on Kelly's Instagram. ETA: https://instagram.com/p/1-AqqtBEn-/?taken-by=keeelyt

Finally got around to watching the show (had to take the kid to the WWE PPV Sunday night). Genie looks amazing. It's criminal that she hasn't been on our screens for this Fluke story. Criminal. Maura and Kelly were drunk as hell. Acting winners aside, you just know Ron is pissed as hell that not only didn't his crew get the writing nod, but, even with two out of four shows taking home the best show trophy, GH wasn't one of them.

My first name isn't on the list but is currently on the show and needs to die a thousand deaths: Spinelli Dr. O Spencer

Well, you know, he's such a ball of fire all day long, he wears himself out and needs those power naps to recharge.

And, of course, being the douchebag that he is, Nik would sit there and let her twist in the wind, when he knows damn well who Jake is.

Maya, honey, next time you're at CVS picking up your estrogen prescription, they sell these handy little pill containers you can put in your purse and carry a day or two worth of your prescription in a nice, subtle, unmarked container. Cuts down on the risk of losing your whole bottle and the risk of nosy coworkers pawing through your purse and discovering what prescriptions you're taking, leading to them speculating as to why you're taking them.

Since Valerie was also noting the physical similarities between Dante and Sonny, Lulu should just throw her in the Moobster's direction. "Sorry, Carly, just consider this some long overdue payback for that whole Brooke Lynn thing!"

I saw some speculation on Twitter (so huge grain of salt) that the secret Liz is begging Nik to keep isn't Jake's identity, but that he walked in on her and the "married" Jake kissing.

I sincerely hope that there isn't anybody out there playing a drinking game around every time it's mentioned that Rick values honesty and hates secrets.

I am going to be so pissed when this shit is all over and in the past, and not a single damn character has said to Carly "Morgan learned this from you." Come on, show! I cracked up at Sonny saying to AJ "I thought I was never going to see you again!" Because, really, "welp, Girlchild is gone...what are ya' gonna do?"

Of fucking course Liz is going to be the one who gets thrown under the bus. Ron wanted to do it earlier, but SBu left. So now he has a new opportunity.

She also posted a video of him trying to order a Daytime Emmy at a fast food drive thru after the show. I'm kind of disappointed Mama Craig didn't go equally batshit.

He probably won't sue, but he is going to call your mother. Or your boss. Or your old elementary school principal.

Maybe she won for being remotely able to pretend to be into that nasty shit.

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