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Is Michael Che ever going to wear a different tie on WU? Probably when it gets closer to Oscar season.

Even worse, not too long ago there was a scene with Abby and Traci in the rooftop bar/swimming pool area getting pedicures. Can you imagine having a random toenail clipping fly right into your drink? GCAC puts extra "dirty" in their dirty martinis Probably, but I've been hoping she'd hang in there long enough to insist that he give her real engagement ring. That ribbon is just an insult and I can't believe she's put up with it for this long. Ridge really knows how to pick his victims.

I am so glad they fixed Martin's backstory to make him a former MI6 agent. That nonsense the show started with about his being a former US military brat whose family had been stationed in the UK was ridiculous. Unless he was very young at the time, it's extremely unlikely that he'd lived there long enough to get an accent. Overseas military tours with dependents would only have been for three or four years--or less. Plus, since he's now in his 50s, he would have lost the accent years ago unless he'd spent most of his adult life in Britain. If there's a second season I hope they dial back the "legends" stuff for Martin unless he's mostly going to be impersonating non-Americans. IMO, Bean doesn't do a believable American accent and he certainly can't pull off things like the Texas drawl he attempted a few episodes back. AFAIC, whoever talked him into that travesty should be drummed out of showbiz.

I'd like the writers to give us one little scene where as Maya and Ridge are passing each other in the hall, she gives him a little nod and says, "Game recognize game, Ridge. Game recognize game." Better not let Katie found out that being a married man is part of Eric's flimsy criteria. She'll start insisting that Ridge must marry her RIGHT NOW! Wonder what they'll use for wedding bands...scrunchies?

So why did Nate lie to Annalise? If he was able to blow up Sam's alibi then other investigators will be able to do the same. He didn't seem to be doing it out of spite so why give her false hope?

Well, if Devon is Kelly, does that mean Hilary is Jack? Then that would mean Neil is Phyllis and that does not compute for me. I think Devon is Phyllis and Neil is Jack and Hilary is Kelly. No, wait, Hilary is Phyllis, Neil is Kelly, and Devon is Jack. Oh, my head hurts... Heh. Another ill-advised medical procedure instigated by the machinations of Victor Newman, MD. In this case, "MD" stands for "Meddling Dickhead". Cue Phil Collins singing "One More Night", followed by Chicago doing their fan favorite, "If You Leave Me Now". Soapin' with the Oldies! Wuss. He should be grateful she didn't scream it mid-stroke. Sigh, I am so ready for Adam to get back. IMO, Billy is overdue for a rude awakening.

From the show's Twitter feed.

Sigh, on top of everything else that's sickening to me about Ridge and Caroline, now the show has put the thought in my head that whenever Ridge is all up in her personal space and putting his big meaty paw on her hand, she's all but swooning and getting, um, moist. KMN. They keep mentioning that Ridge technically isn't a Forrester. Were Eric and Stephanie married when Ridge was born? If so, then is Ridge legally Eric's son despite their lack of common DNA? It looks like Rick's status as Eric's biological son is going to be a factor in who ultimately gets the CEO chair after Eric leaves. (That is, unless the writers pull another fast one and Eric ends up staying after all.) Well, if Liam isn't going to have a drunken hook up with Quinn then this would be the next best thing, IMO. He needs a grown woman to put him through his paces.

Yes but even Abby doesn't believe they still want to be together--at least not unless all their other options are literally dead. It's show canon now that Victor and Nikki are each other's soulmates.

Wait, what? I wasn't paying full attention but why would Abby say this? Her mom is Ashley, not Nikki. Ugh, I do remember that crack. I wish Victoria would say that to Chelsea's face. I'd be rooting for a pregnant woman to get punched in the throat.

I really liked Miss Georgina's church ensemble. K&P must have gotten a great deal with a wig maker for this season because there are some impressive hairdos showing up in almost every skit.

Ditto the negative comments about Caroline and Ridge. I actually recoiled when he kissed her. And dang if TK isn't already pulling out some of his trademark moves. (You oughta be shame, TK. This is not a good look for you as an actor.) If Maya wants to nab herself a Forrester, maybe she should set her sights on Ridge instead of Rick. Now that would be an interesting couple since they both seem to live in an alternate reality where their b.s. isn't completely transparent.

"We always look to the spouse or the ex?" What kind of sense does that make? With a cop it could be anyone trying to take him out, in particular people he's previously arrested or their associates. I wonder if this is another case of TP not doing proper research. All this time I was thinking Esperanza was a stripper. Anyways...how is it that she didn't know Eddie had been shot at? You'd think either he would have told her already, or it would have been all over the news, or the dispatchers would have mentioned it as soon as she came into work. Geez, people on this show are bad about showing up at their friends' jobs just to babble about personal stuff. Don't they have phones or email accounts? Brad seems to know about the affair. At the little couples' get together he was mindfcuking Randal and Alex something awful. It was hilarious, with the bonus of clueless Marcie getting in on the fun. And speaking of crazypants Randal, how is it that he's a psychologist? Did he get his PhD off the back of a matchbook? I thought that conversation between Kelly and Mattaline ("Whitney") was well-written given the topic. "You're an old ho, my son's a dog but still trainable, and I'm putting him back on the leash." "Thanks for letting me know. And oh, maybe you should check a mirror before you start calling somebody an old ho, biatch." Plus, Travis was a virgin when he first got with Kelly? Unless he was underage, I'm not sure that 's believable. Dare I say that this show is getting slightly better? Like "moved up from a D+ to a C-" better.

Poor, pitiful Maya. Now she's got Rick's BFF feeding her delusions, all based on a lot of speculation and hypotheticals. Who's to say that if Rick and Caroline break up that she's his default option? And who with any self-respect wants to be the consolation prize? Yo, Ridge, there's this amazing technology called a door lock. Look into it. I'm glad Caroline didn't keep Ridge's secret at the expense of her husband's trust and I hope she doesn't succumb to Ridge's attempts to undermine her marriage. At this point I'm guessing Ridge's motivation would be more vengeance toward Rick than romantic attraction to Caroline. Ick, these people are so incestuous-y. Oh it would be hilarious if HFTF started a maternity wear line. They could market it to the fans of those "16 and pregnant"-type reality shows.

Why would she need to be "dumped"? Does she own the show? Unless she does, it seems to me that they could acquire the show and just say "No, thanks" to the addition of her services. I think it must be clear to everyone who isn't blind that her so-called new vision for the series is what killed the reboot so why would anyone still want her attached to the property?

When has it ever happened that a cop comes to arrest someone for assault but they change their mind because the suspect makes even MORE threats against the victim? There are reasons why Law is separate from Order and it's not for a beat cop to decide on the fly not to act on a arrest warrant. I don't know what the point of that scene was other than to demonstrate that Phyllis is back to being able to work her wiles under pressure. Geez, I'm surprised we didn't see her being dropped off at the chapel in the officer's squad car. (And I'm guessing she changed clothes on the way there because at the motel she wasn't wearing a long gown--you could see her knees when she sat on the bed.)

According to the UK's Mirror Online site, has been spotted in South Africa filming scenes for Homeland. (There's a link inside the spoiler tag.) Unless it's a , that could be a pretty big development that some might not be thrilled about.

Maggie is a psychiatrist and that seemed to me like rather magical thinking for someone who's trained to know better. Has giving birth ever seriously been prescribed as a treatment for bipolar disease? It's an awful lot of responsibility to put on an innocent baby. Carrie's family, especially her sister, have gotten attached to the baby--unlike Carrie. I'd be very surprised if they'd be willing to put the child up for adoption now. Maybe Brody's family will eventually end up taking her. If so, I hope it happens while the baby is still young enough not to realize that her mother fled to another continent to get away from her.

So, any bets on how soon it'll be before Quinn kidnaps Hope and stashes her in dungeon or something until she gives birth?

That picking and choosing random verses from both the New and Old Testaments was interesting. Some fundamentalist Christian sects don't really pay much attention to the Old Testament beyond the early parts of Genesis. I wonder if the show was trying to make some kind of point there. ICAM. All that was left was for the guy to start twirling his mustache.

OFFS. He and Brooke really are made for each other. I wonder how they managed to sleep in the same bed with those gigantic heads of theirs. I also wonder whether Maya starts whispering in Ridge's ear or whether he comes to that assessment all on his own.

The so-called "full episode" on NBC's SNL page doesn't include the Proud Mary/River Sisters or Cruise Ship/Rachel sketches. I wonder why not? (And why they bother putting it online as a full episode if it really isn't.)

I'm not much of a fan of Sarah Silverman but I thought her Joan Rivers bit was great. And I say this as someone who loathed Joan Rivers (or at least what she had descended to in her later years). Last week I was snarking a bit on Ariana Grande lip-synching during one of her performances, but this week I'm gonna say that perhaps Adam Levine should have availed himself of the technology. Poor Colin Jost seemed to be trying a little to hard during WE. I wonder if he's worried that he's on his way off the dais too? Michael Che was vastly improved this week and seems to be settling in nicely. I thought the Vitamix sketch (can you say, "blatant product placement"?) was okay but sometimes it's better to let the classics stand: https://screen.yahoo.com/snl-ads-skits/bassomatic-76-000000902.html Was there some kind of problem with the cue cards this week? Several of the performers--even the longtime veterans--seemed to be having trouble reading them.

I think the hysterics were fake and that she's using Nate to compromise any future case that might be made against her husband. The thing is, Nate already let her play him like that once so why would he do again unless her coochie is just that good. But it won't matter anyway since we know the husband ends up dead. Maybe she's trying to compromise any case that might be made against her (or one of her students, say, Wes?). ICAM. The change was dramatic. However, I guess solid ball-busting female characters don't really work as leads on TV because audiences tend to want to see some weakness (or punishment). Shonda's way seems to be to make the woman's attraction to some guy her primary weakness.

Brava!