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Darcey would be back with him in a NY minutes if he gave her an opening.

Forbes loses credibility with me. They wanted the PR that having a Jenner Kardashian billionaire would bring. Anna Wintour did the same with the Met Gala.

It’s great for those who would enjoy the time apart. But it seems Jon is happier with the arrangement than Rachel is. I have a feeling she suspects he still enjoys his time spent in the pub. And I think so too.

Listening to her talk to her father... she dropped right into his prison accent and forgot her demure Muslim wife act. I’m sure Omar wants to discuss poontang with his father in law. Anyone know what he was convicted of, he seems to have been in jail a long time.

How can these two idiots even consider having another child. And Jon clearly doesn’t want his “mum” asking questions. That whole bit with Rachel reading a book while Jon played “daddy” was a joke. I wouldn’t leave him alone with toddler, ever. I can easIly see him losing it and smacking her in a rage. Just seeing how he goes off on anyone who challenges their perfect love story on the internet, shows he doesn’t have a grip on his anger. He’s getting flabby and lazy living a fantasy life via a computer screen.

My niece was watching some of these episodes while she’s getting home schooled and at dinner the other night mentioned something along the lines of “ if that’s a sampling of what is out there in the dating pool, I’m screwed” Mom and dad won’t be grandparents any time soon”

She’s busy primping, adjusting her bed pillows, spritzing on some eau de desperation, downing a few gulps of boxed wine and practicing her “best self” speech.

My guess is Lana(or her “employer”) got nervous when the PI started nosing around and it was decided that some damage control needed to be done.

Years ago, I visited my brother and found him In his bathroom on hands and knees. Why? He said he wanted to avoid having to explain to his brunette girlfriend why there were red hairs on bathroom floor. Another time while he was still living at home, I arrived from work and found a woman sitting on the back porch roof. Apparently his semi steady arrived unexpectedly and his side girl was shown to the window till he was able to get her to leave.

I notice she didn’t point out any “MISSING, LAST SEEN” signs.

Yes!!! I thought the same!!

Those dogs? I bet he has them trained.

I want to see Avery with Jesse.

But only spoken of in the past tense.

For 37 and 47 too.

She’s very shy.

Imagine having to wake up every day and find something to wear that doesn’t clash with your hair?

Rose got toothpaste and mouthwash... I say she won.

Or seeing Ed laying there.. or Geoffrey? Tom? Jesse?

Bruce Willis is no longer Bruce Willis.

I call that phone conversation BS. No one writes up a divorce decree and emails it. It’s a document that is signed, and notarized and filed with the court. If Lisa called me with that attitude, I’d assure her that I send it and then call in sick for a few days.

Mine would have knocked it into the next County.

I’m pretty sure these ladies gave plenty of signs they were “DTF” as the Jersey Shore guys so eloquently put it. Even Varya was going to “spend the night” with Geoffrey, till her friends said she was nuts.

It looks like Rose did take the toothpaste and mouthwash. So she must not have been too insulted. Ed’s fake tears were laughable.

Azan looks like he gained some weight. His face is much fuller.