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Pretty sure Kaitlyn squeezed out a tear or two in her limo ride--it was her "boo hoo I let my walls down and look what happened" moment. The rejectees on her show so far are probably not very sad at being sent home as none of them seem to be into her. If she sends the Bens and Chris and Shawn and Jared home before the finals we might see some of it. She really needs to start owning her field plowing and other raunchy commentary--okay for her to call Britt out on the "did he give you tissues for your crying or a bar of soap" during the first episode, so have a little laugh at yourself once in a while too, K.

Jared could be supercute but he really really has the worst beard. Really. Kaitlyn's teeth look like they are getting bigger every episode. Kaitlyn's ITMs (that's for "in the moment," right?) should be "out of the moment" instead as her hair and makeup are almost always so different from the action as to be jarring. The editing/splicing is soooo obvious--Shawn's date rose disappeared and reappeared from his shirt in his ITM following his date. Why didn't Kaitlyn go ballistic on Shawn when he also said he thinks some of the guys feel the same way poor Joshua does about Nick--she rips Joshua a new one from her high horse for what he said but lets it go from Shawn. I wonder if alcohol is fueling a lot of her drama.

Ian is drawing up his lawsuit right now for defamation by editor. He must have been enticed onto the show with the possibly first Bachelor of color carrot dangled in front of him. Oops, way to shoot yourself in the foot. Kaitlyn looked really pretty in that purple dress for the cocktail party--too much dress for Texas, but a really good color on her. Disappointed not to see a lot more of her feet during the Texas two-step--Mr MML is a great dancer and he is looking heavy askance at her dance instructor description. Overall too much drama, yet again.

The ending could actually be changed pretty easily without refilming anything--keep it as is for the F2 to be dismissed, keep the footage of the F1 arriving, grasping her hands, heartfelt speech, blah blah blah, let Kaitlyn look into his eyes or whatever she does, and CUT! There you are, it's the most dramatic rose ceremony ever, to be continued LIVE on After the Final Rose!

Why not? Also, it was pulled shortly after its release--perhaps as soon as the show found out about it but not before screen captures were being circulated.

Ickier and ickier, our Kaitlyn.

Both Ashleys are gorgeous. Camera loves both of them, too. Make them true coBachelorettes, Show, and keep them on for the whole season, pretty please? Britt and Brady can't be show driven because she would be crying all the time if it were. I pretend all the Bs will find true love through this show and each couple really will live happily ever after so I have to believe in Britt and Brady for now too.

Will you accept this rose for the used of the word "shambolic" to describe this season? Much classier than the "sloppy seconds" term I use.Just because RS may or may not be an egotistical loser (personally I'm neutral on this) doesn't mean Nick didn't get to home base with Kaitlyn asap. Time will tell, but as another reality show producer said about their show's awful contestants that season, if they didn't say it or do it on camera, we can't edit it, so don't blame the editing monkeys. I already am calling this season's MenTellAll the best MTA ever! Unless Kaitlyn cancels it....

Rap battle was just dumb--no one was any good. Ian was best at Aladdin audition but probably way too tall--he would have drawn too much attention away from the actor playing Aladdin in the show. Hard to believe Kaitlyn actually is a dancer--where and who does she actually teach? I swear Kaitlyn's teeth and mouth are getting bigger and bigger. All the better to.... Oh, slap me. She and Nick were completely unbelievable in the first meeting and talking about him coming on the show, laughing and cackling and smirking at the camera. The men are going to be soooo pissed when they watch this show and see they were played for fools, not that any of them seem to like her that much. I hope a few more walk away from the show. Still calling bogus on the Clint as douchebag storyline--what exactly did he do to incur all the guys' wrath? Fake fake fake. Are they ever going to have another rose ceremony or will the men just leave one by one?

Pretty sure the fake sex ed class to preteen actors (still children even if their parents approved their participation) who ask the bachelors, complete strangers to them, what a wet dream is, and the Bachelorette laughing hysterically at how uncomfortable the bachelors are at being shown as low level perverts, is going to be hard to top for worst date ever in my book.

Well, in keeping with the clown cartoon level of the segment, there was the banana.... :)

Yes, Britt is the lucky one. It's only Week Three and Kaitlyn is no longer receiving the "funny cute tomboy with a vulnerable side behind her walls" edit. There has to be a happy medium between train wreck (this season) and snore fest (Farmer Chris's season)--go find it, show. ETA I still see zero chemistry between Kaitlyn and any of the bachelors, so I am thinking that's why the previews show that Nick is coming on the show, so he can play the "love interest" and perhaps get a little nookie.

All of a sudden the rest of the guys in the house don't like Clint and now we are supposed to think he's a villain? Wha? Nice abrupt nondevelopment of that plot line, show. If Tony had somehow managed to fake-win over the sumo champion of the world, you can bet he wouldn't have pulled that peace and love rationalization out of his yukata but would have been strutting around like he really was a warrior in his heart. See ya, crybaby. I know the show drives these events but Kaitlyn's explanation that she thought the boxing and sumo would be fun! for the guys just creeped me out. Seriously, that's how to take them out of their comfort zones, by having them inflict physical injury on each other while Kaitlyn laughs on the sidelines? Ick. The haunted house was just stupid. As noted above, how scared of birds would you have to be before you decided not to tattoo them on two parts of your body? Clues in the toilet with snakes? Ick ick. Not many words for the sex ed segment except ick ick ick. I hope most of it was cobbled together and they didn't really have preteens hearing about stimulating lady parts so girls will want to have sex with prepubescent boys? Really, parents signed off on their kid actors to do this? Really, Kaitlyn thinks this is funny too?

I don't know if Kaitlyn even has Princeton on her radar--Ivy League US universities in the northeast might not be that big of a deal to someone from western Canada, and I don't remember ever seeing if she went on to college herself (a dance scholarship got her out of her small town, right? But not sure the school she attended--not necessarily an academic university, maybe a school of dance?--was ever mentioned). So Ian might be wasting his breath talking about that to her.

I don't know, if it isn't true, won't that be a little insulting to gay people--"we're just joking, he's not really gay, haha"? Would the show really do that? I'm thinking it's true, just another twist to this unique season.

I really don't think she would do it, but if Amy Schumer were to replace Chris Harrison and have more of a presence than Chris has had lately, this show would become a lot funnier and appeal to a whole different demographic. I like Chris so not saying he should leave. I don't see her as the B'ette in a million years.

Ten bucks says he's in touch with Jade. Or Becca. Or both.

I was just going to comment that these bachelors on general don't seem like they are infatuated with Kaitlyn in the least, but maybe someone besides Britt and Brady will find true love after all.

I think it's hilarious that the producers are getting us to think one girl is fake and one girl is real. The footage is edited and the participants' behavior manipulated to create the story line (otherwise the show could be aired in almost real time, rather than wait til until the filming of "the journey" is finished before putting the episodes together). We are not seeing the real Kaitlyn or the real Britt, we are seeing what TPTB want to show us as they develop story lines. I don't think Britt will be the next B'ette--but I predict a Brady Loves Britt reality show is already being discussed. Just too much alliterative potential there, and the wholesomeness factor is off the charts! I don't blame Kupah one bit for enjoying his time with Laila Ali! Perhaps he was arguing with the producer in the driveway at the end, about getting her phone number.

Amy Schumer is awesome and smart. Love her. Boxing is just stupid to use as a competitive date--the potential for serious injury among not-even-amateurs is just huge, and Ben Z was in a no-win situation at the end. Poor Jared. Why not use a non-contact sport--sprints or tennis or making free throws? I confess I love Britt and Brady. Cute development and as believable as any of the other things on this show. Kupah went home and bragged that he got to hang with Laila Ali and can't remember anything else about the show. Idiot.

There cannot be too much spontaneous pranking going on--I would bet the damp wrinkled clothing was done at the suggestion of the producers. Maybe even by the producers. I don't understand why Kaitlyn wanted to be the Bachelorette in the first place--she seems way more suited to Bachelor Pad or Paradise. I wonder if the bachelors even like her, then or now.

Now I want to know what "Genuine class" is an anagram of.

I am as thoroughly spoiled as I know how to be about this season but I don't remember seeing any confirmation that it was premature sex with Nick that Kaitlyn was boohooing about and gnashing those incisors that seem to me to be a little larger and shinier than they were before and smacking herself with wet noodles as punishment for making a mistake. Do we know it was Nick?

I might join Twitter just so I can create an account called Nick_Vialls_Scarf. He was quite the fashion plate with his neckwear on Andi's season.

Awful, yes, stupid, most definitely, but apparently so much more essential to the show than a tiny little tribute segment to Len would have been.[/sarcasm]