Brooklynista

It was the telephone chair at my house. Way back when you had to sit in one place to talk.

But she's 80 months pregnant and a week long boat ride into the jungle. That's a hell of a long distance threat.

No way is Jesse contacting that wackadoo

Darcy quit petting that horse hair!!

Tim's ex seems very...strong.

Oh Tim, those biceps. Bendito. Go buy 2 more Porsches, maybe that'll help...maybe.

I love anyone who can work in a Valerie Cherish reference!!

Matt's fantasy with Amber is staying out all night and her not being there when he gets back.

Shout out to Deonna and Iris for wearing their natural hair. There's always so much pressure on the sisters to wear weaves and extensions.

I mean...🤷🏾‍♀️

So Matt needed instructions. Staying out all night isn't allowed. Ohhh...I didn't know that. Thanks for that tidbit.

And just like that Amber is back all over Matt like a spider monkey. She really can't read a room because the look on that man's face...

Did Deonna get sick from Greg's peen??😂😂 had it been that long since a foreign object had been introduced?

Amber. Girl. It's been less than a month. You're doing way too much. Not going to work because a stranger didn't come home? Girl wash your face!

Scandalous! I love it!

Never forget when Teen Mom orginally ended and Tyler left Cate to pursue "acting" in New Orleans. He was GONE. The only reason he came back to Cate was because Teen Mom OG rehashed the series.

What Cheyenne has yet to learn is that the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And Corey is completely indifferent to whoever she decides to get with. She can move in with Matt, marry Matt and have all the babies she wants with Matt. It will not make Corey jealous and it will not make Corey come running back. He has had his time with her and his only concern about Cheyenne is what time to show up to her house so he doesn't miss any camera time.

Saute Express by Land o Lakes. They were these seasoned buttered cubes. You just popped them in a hot pan and included all of the seasoning you needed for your protein or veggies. They made for super quick dinners and came in a couple of flavors. They were discontinued I don't know how many years ago. Le sigh.

So far half a toasted plain bagel and a fruit cup.

So Tyler isn't going to tell Cate that she's Oompa orange?

Jenny this is the perfect time to get to know your neighborhood. One day walk a mile to the left of your apartment, next day walk a mile to the right. Venture out. Say hello to a stranger. Try a cafe. Whatever you do just quit your old lady caterwauling about being left alone.

We need a side eye emoji.

And just who pray tell is supposed to pay for her separate housing? This woman is the worst.

Those Youtube makeup tutorials are out here making real life filters.

"Ashley, you put your hands on Jay and then you called 911 on him. What's up with that?" ASK A DAMN QUESTION SHAUN!! She is the worst host.