Brooklynista

Consuela! Consuela! I shout that out any time we're playing board games. Again...very few get it.

Don't know how I missed this episode. Monifah looked amazing in her dress and I ain't ashamed to say I cried. Tarez also looked amazing. I really believe they were surrounding by love. I didnt see Monifah's daughter though. Was anything said about her absence? I know she was against the lesbian union but I thought she would be there to support her mother's happiness.

Raising my hand. "Some white girl" is always my response when someone asks who told me to do some of the outlandish things I do. There is only one other girl in the office who gets it. We call all of the cleaning ladies Consuela. I know, it's terrible. Sorry. And my favorite! I went on vacation with my new husband and there was a younger broad there who was doing all she could to catch his eye. I could up to her at the swim up bar one night to let her know that she was doing "too much" . I nicely let her know if she didnt take her big knockers and stay out of out face, I'd punch her in hers. Thanks Suzanne.

Omar Little. (Cause Omar don't scare!) Lester Freemon (to figure this ZA shit out) Michonne. (No explanation needed) Jim Duggar (yes, he's a doofus but that's a super fertile man and we need to repopulate) Rounding out my Top Five Bobby Flay, cause that man knows how to BBQ

Yes, today's abandoned car case should be a lesson to all ladies. The bodycon look ain't for everybody. Especially that body.

Hey it's O-Dog! Haven't seen him since he killed Bodie on The Wire.

Angie revealed herself to be a shady liar to me WAY back on Celebrity Fit Club. She would lie about smoking, lie about cheating the diet, lie about exercising. She just likes to lie. I'm Team Syleena on TourGate. Angie and Maanager would definitely make moves to cut anybody out of some money. And then of course lie when called on it. And Keke needs to stop acting all indignant when folks called her crazy. Funky Dineva is dead on when he calls her KooKoo. I'm sure she could have gone way further in her career is she wasnt a nut job.

Ooookkkay. I'm going to need some clarification on why Latavia is on this show. This is the second time she's made it clear her "voice" needs the assistance of every piece of trickery used in the studio. No way should she be on a stage with Angie or Keke. Or any of the ladies actually.

Damnit I loves me some Wendy Williams! She comes right out the box with her shade. Latavia don't damn sing!

For me it's Suzanne vs Ursula the chesty Au Pair "I think you're one of those people who's just Too Much" "Your smile is too big, your heart is too big and quite frankly your breasts are too big. Take your big knockers and hit the road"

Did Mr Nike Foam Posite (the sneakers) really toss $20 in singles up in the air like he was ballin'?? My hubby happened to be in the room and couldn't stop laughing at that. He had to have rehearsed that with his boys for weeks! If that wasnt bad enough, I couldn't understand a damn word he was saying. Only that he had $500 that he felt should go to those ugly ass sneakers and not his child. And seriously....what was up with her eyebrows?? They looked like dirty caterpillars.

Facing away from her is probably best for Duke so that he doesn't have to look at Ghouliana's mug. That forehead and those teeth scare the ish out of me so I can't imagine what it would do to a baby brain.

Any new tweets from Sal yet? Maybe something in the vein of..."oops, nevermind" I can't see him wanting full custody of this new baby now that suckin off of Sherri s tit isn't going to pay off like he thought. He might have to (GASP) get a job!

Yes Kookoo can sing the roof off any venue she's in, but why oh WHY must we go through the constant damn drama of "I don't wanna sing" Bitch can you knock it off and sang for the gods!!

Damn. Remember Dee Pimpin'? The lesbian who had been catfishing the chick and sending her love interest thousands of dollars? She was convinced she could turn the heterosexual woman into a lesbian if only she tried hard enough? We all thought she was batshit crazy, Well apparently you can turn someone at least Bi-curious. Miranda went from dating a straight male guy to a not quite decided black woman?? I didn't see that coming at all.

Again from Blazing Saddles during the interviews with villains Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications? Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. Applicant: I like rape.

Right there with ya. I have two episodes saved up and I just can't gather the mental strength to suffer through it. Also, I'm pretty sure I just saw Jon Cryer in an AutoTrader commercial. Sort of a Dukes of Hazzard spoof. Guess he's smart enough to put his eggs in different baskets.

Tori was on The View today w Jenni and damn! She is so painfully skinny. Jenni looks great though.

I am at work and I needs to keep my good paying job!! If you heifers don't stop...!!

But how does one verbally abuse a dog? What could she have said to the dogs that made them say "you know what bitch? That's your ass!" And then proceed to pounce on her?

Huh? What? You, you mean...Mimi was in on it?? It wasn't a stolen tape? Oh my stars! They sure fooled me. Except NOT. I'm so tired of Mimi and her long titty talking heads wondering why everyone feels Freakko (tm Jose) leaked the tape. Bitch please. We can all see you got your tits done and your workout on to be ready for your closeup. No shade, but own it already.

I lost all memory of what happened during the show once Benzino decided he was going to go into Performance Art mode to re-enact the drama of his mother passing. Oh Benzino...how low of you. And again with the staged scenes. Jose and Stevie are in the same house and she never noticed him getting a phone call, packing a bag, putting on a suit and calling for a car service to go be by Benzino's side? Really? And maybe I'm blocking all memories of Dirty Money telling me about how she was going to get it in with her light skinned girlfriend while her light skinned husband watched or even joined in. I shudder at the thought.

I miss Stringer Bell.

I'm up for a season by season discussion. I don't want to spoil anything for any newbies as I have the episodes on auto-play on my Itouch. Perhaps an episode by episode rewatch like they're doing over at the Sex and The City board?

What did any of this tell me about who can COOK? Was there any cooking at all this episode? I don't watch personalities. I don't care for back stories of cooking at grandma's knees. Clearly I'm not who this show is after.