CallmeCray

I will never believe that the Mo-Kyle “marital woes” (including her supposed much-younger girl crush) are anything but pure storyline fodder and everyone is in on it, including the kids. Big ol’ yawn. Not sure if anyone mentioned it, but on WWHL last night, Jackie from RHONY said the juiciest rumor she’s aware of regarding a HW from another franchise is that one claims not to be on Ozempic, but in reality, she sure is. I feel that it applies to BOTH Kyle and good ol’ Erika Jayne. Fibbers, all of em!

And she milked THAT for all it was worth! She’s one of the most thirsty I’ve ever seen on all of Bravo, which is saying a LOT.

Being an abuser of alcohol is just as deadly as is being an alcoholic - I hope this semantics game we’re in for will be shut down quickly. We’ve been calling it for years, now - there’s a problem. It’s now going to be an expensive problem. If she’s smart, she’ll decide that it ends here.

The FIRST thing I thought of when I read about the DUI is that I hope she has some TRUE friends who will be brutally honest with her for the sake of her girls. NOTHING else should matter right now - not Bravo, not her public image, her ego, her drinking buddy John, etc… Her life may depend on what she does in the wake of this, and we’ve seen how gullible she is. The last thing she needs is a bunch of “yes men” telling her what she wants to hear. Just as she thinks she needs daily colonics, because “YOUR GUT IS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM!!”, (while she doesn’t think twice about drowning said gut in ETOH and decimating her gut biome) she’s not gonna be able to Dr. Moon herself outta this one. Wake up, Dingbat! Time to get it together! You’ll also find that self-respect you lost along the way.

I think that’s my favorite line I’ve ever read here, which is saying A LOT! Thanks for that 😉

As soon as I realized this asshole was gonna be on this season, I knew it would be a no-go for me, but I was shocked by how Madison-centric this was. Bravo continues to be more out of touch with what their viewers enjoyed about these shows. The new Assholepalooza approach just doesn’t cut it.

Tamra’s vile. She takes a lot of pride in her willingness to bring people to their knees. I sure wouldn’t want that kind of karma waiting around for me.

Does it sound like Whitney’s marital troubles are legit? I admit, I paid so little attention to the parts of the episode I “watched”, I missed any reference to it.

Brynn has a serious chip on her shoulder - like she’s competitive with a weird edge or something. She really goes in hard for people it seems she may envy.

Taylor looks GREAT on WWHL - I LOVE her shorter hair, and the outfit looked amazing on her.

I don’t care what anyone says, Heather is pathological. UGT confirmed that for me, but I feel like she gets loonier by the day. Mary’s a trip. She’s in another universe, totally different kinda crazy. Lame show, full of women who just aren’t that bright. Big ol’ yawner.

UGH, what a disappointment. Other than Jenna, I just think they’re all assholes at this point - selfish and egotistical. I realized something more “big picture”, though… NONE of these shows will ever be the same since RH franchises became a SHILL MILL and those shilling opportunities became an even bigger draw for potential cast members than the paycheck and benefits to their thirsty egos. Authenticity is out the window, and even moreso is any potential for genuine friendships, which was what most of us loved the most about the early years. The ONLY reason any part of me wants to watch this show anymore is to see the city - and we’re not even getting much of that.

I’m beginning to wonder if there IS something to the rumors. Convenient way to live separately without it being attributed to marital discord, perhaps? Maybe even a way to shield the kids from it for a bit?

Something’s fishy.

Shannon truly looks unhealthy to me. How many years has she been on now? She has aged at an accelerated rate, and that’s WITH obviously (and I believe, admittedly?) having work done. I know she’s under a lot of stress and isn’’t one who handles high stress environments well, but I honestly do believe the alcohol is having very negative effects on her body, in addition to how we’ve seen it affect her mentally. She REALLY needs to make some serious changes in her life, to mitigate that stress in a healthy way and not use alcohol as her anti-anxiety med. She needs some help with her overall health and ditching the Bravo check would be worth it if it means a longer life expectancy. She’s a ticking time bomb and her girls need her.

They are so flipping ridiculous. I imagine their kids find them to be crazy embarassing. Pretentious as hell, and thirsty - she could NOT be more obvious with her treating on-screen conversations as future audition footage. As if ANYONE would ever believe in a thousand years that HEATHER would shed a single tear over having hurt SHANNON BEADOR. 🙄 There go my eyeballs again! Shot right out into the backyard.

I believe this 1000% and then some!

Another poster did add those sunglasses to this existential question, but I’m also perplexed by the times the whole damn outfit - high, stiletto heeled boots and all, is topped off with a baseball cap.

Ugh…Ralph. Ick, ick, ick! Which is why the LAST thing we want is more Ralph on our damn TVs! C’mon, Bravo…🙄

I wanna know who broke Jenna’s heart! 🤬 Jessel is my least fave, but boy is Brynn catching up quickly - they may even be neck and neck, now that I think about it. No, I think Brynn may have passed her up. I have no tolerance for her “fun girl” act. She appears desperate and it’s embarassing. Acting that boy crazy at her age (grown adult) is not cute, it’s a sign of emotional immaturity. Jessel did get a big laugh out of me when she tried to increase her son’s chances for acceptance by the overpriced preschool when she bragged about his being socially inept! Luckily for her, she ran it by her husband, Derek Zoolander. Sai’s husband is cool and all, but he’s toeing the line of overinserting himself in the womens’ business. I realize she had to have someone to talk to so they could film - and the kid was busy drawing on the carpet, so he wouldn’t have been up for giving feedback, but it felt a little cringe-y to me. I’m increasingly on the fence about Erin as I get the feeling that her presence on the show is merely about self promotion, and nothing else. Kind of disappointing, although she wouldn’t be the first. I’d think her tendency to starve her guests might drive away interest from any high maintenance potential clients, so at least a few of them might be warned. I’ll never understand her choice of dress for that ceremony. 🤔 I love that her sister told the women to STFU, I thought that was great. Even better was Jenna saying “you’re right, you’re right”. I love her.

I had already seen recent pics and suspected that Jessel had something done to deal with her post-pregnancy body issues, but after seeing her on WWHL last night, it looked pretty obvious that she had a Mommy Makeover or something very close to it. (Edited to add…Ozempic or even good old fashioned diet and exercise may be responsible for her current shape, of course, the Mommy Makeover was just my first guess when I saw the drastic change) Sounds as if the drought is history for her and Pavit, as well. She had already admitted that their lack of post-twins sex was related to her dissatisfaction with her body, so it certainly tracks. She looked good and seemed to feel more comfortable in her skin.

I was honestly shocked by how mean-spirited and flat-out stupid it was for anyone to go after Jenna for calling her night in “an event”, especially to the point of calling her a liar. Bitch, decorating the Christmas tree with my child IS an event, and it’s one of the most important of the year! Brynn won’t win any points as a result of picking THAT battle. Jessel and Erin are sure in a battle of egos. I may just be a (non-cackling) old hag, but I would be annoyed as hell if I felt obligated to attend someone’s weeknight fundraiser after working all day while having a sick kiddo at home -because they insinuated I didn’t support women. Granted, the real obligation was likely the expectation to film for her Bravo job, but that little dig of Jessel’s at their coffee meetup was shitty, and definitely calculated. I probably would have planned to attend just to spite her, as well. The sick kid would’ve kept me home, though. Brynn’s “pick me, pick me!” ways make more sense to me now, knowing her background. It’s still disturbing and sad as we see little peeks of what’s to come in her interactions with Erin’s husband. I suspect she’s that way any and every time there’s a male around. It’s not becoming at all, and has me wondering if she’s about to be in danger, Girl… Ubah looked stunning at Jessel’s fundraiser, although I haven’t really seen her NOT look stunning yet. That dress was beautiful though, I thought - and looked amazing on her. I loved Jenna going through her storage, looking at items of clothing she planned to sell on Instagram. I’m dying to know what she’s able to get for them, considering the stories behind each, I imagine the lucky winners would have to shell out a pretty penny. When she said the reason she completes a purge like that regularly is that she has to evolve, and then that sometimes she “gets fat”, I about fell over. Can’t even picture it, especially on her tall frame. Gotta love Pavit, he’s the best part of Jessel’s existence on the show, in my opinion. One issue that I feel may be behind a lot of what seems to be Jessel’s discontent and unhappiness is that she’s not comfortable in her own skin after giving birth. When she made such a big deal about “looking like a Christmas tree” in the lingerie she was given by Jenna, it was not just about the garment, but about her body shape. We already know it’s affecting her sex life pretty dramatically, so it’s a big deal to her. However, like most moms who are in the spotlight and on camera, I’m sure her post-babies body is temporary and she’ll be feeling better about herself again very soon… Sai was pretty sweet in her mediating ways, I do think she genuinely wants there to be harmony within the group, overall. I have to admit that my eyes glazed over at some point during the peek into what she does professionally. I admire her hard work, her hustle, her ingenuity and am impressed by her success. She took a gamble and it paid off, hooray for the BuzzFeed article! That world is so foreign to me, though - I just can’t relate to or understand much of it. Great that she’s been able to make a handsome living doing something she appears to love, though. I love, love, love Christmas and hope to see more of the city while holiday decorations are up. Bring on the twinkly lights!

I must admit to laughing about this a time or ten!

I can’t help it, I’m sick of Ariana’s face and the beating of this dead horse. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for her and I’d be taking advantage of just about every offer that came my way, were I in her shoes - but it’s enough for me. I’m shocked by how over it I am, I was watching a TMZ episode and there was a poll about several different current events. One question asked how many would be watching VPR next season and how many are over it. Harvey even predicted that “over it” would be the majority’s answer, and it was by a longshot. Either 74 or 84% chose it, I believe. I just have zero interest in watching now that there’s not one that I can stand or that I’m rooting for. I honestly feel like they should all grow up and get a life, big ol Debbie Downer that I am today! 🥱🫠🥴🤔🙄🤦‍♀️

I think you’re right - and I hope so, for his sake. I love that he’s practical and down to Earth, I can’t stand that status-y, social climber shit by which she’s obviously motivated. Gotta wonder how they made it this far or if they’ll make it through the raising of the kids with such differing priorities. I suspect he has more influence than she’d Iike to admit. That would only benefit her, if she were smart…listen to your sensible, wise hubby, woman -you’re fortunate to have even landed him, from the perspective of THIS nobody!