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I stumbled upon this show by accident while channel-surfing and heard someone say "Tallahassee", which caught my attention. I recognized the roller skating rink they all went to and found it amusing that it was empty and brightly-lit. 🤣

I enjoyed this one. It's been awhile since we've seen Quagmire and Brian together. I knew how thew Chris and Stewie story was going to end, but it was amusing. to see it play out.

There's a new lame Liberty Mutual commercial that a hate out there. I have no memory of it, but I hated it. I hate that one. The gist is that the woman is writing a play or story and drives around to help with her "writer's block". Unfortunately, all she did could come up with was a rip-off of Cinderella.

My condolences. 😢 Wasn't Rick Flair, former pro-wrassler in their commercials? They were amusing at first but got old. Lil' Nas X looks like a pale imitation to Elton John, who dressed outrageously first and better.

My friend who follows the Finding Bigfoot people says they're really just promoting camping gear and stuff. None of them expect to actually find Bigfoot because they go out into the woods with a couple dozen cameramen and support crew, stay for about an hour, and then go back to a hotel in town.

How about replacing the question mark with the episode title, "We're Back Baby"? I think that's the standard format. 🙂

Yeah, we used to do that with our tire swing all the time. 😀 I did a cursory Google search and someone said that head popping out is Travis Scott. 🤣 Seriously, tho, I learned the owner of that shop just happens to have a video editing and FX business on the side. 🤔

Can you fix the topic title, please? You have the ability to fix it.

Today, I saw the haunted Pinata store episode. Sorry, there is no way that cannot be a hoax. If you look closely at the footage of the hanging pinatas spinning around, you can see the twine they're hanging on unwinding from being all twisted up before the recording began.

I found myself channel surfing about halfway thru. Not a good sign... Has Flat-Iron Tom ever considered becoming a party planner? He seems to have a knack and love for that. How bad is it when you are stymied by Randall asking simple questions about your new business venture? 😲 Did I see a cat on the counter? Once again, Lala acts tough but then crumbles like a cheap folding chair. How much did sexy businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks pay FI Tom to say he wished he were a pony at her farm? Now we know why Charli doesn't eat pasta. 🙄 Did Lala seriously think her "book" would break the NYT Top Ten list? 🤣

I didn't realize they were spoofing movies, either. Mostly because I remember they already did The Doors.

Unfortunately, we seem to have forgotten in only 20 years. Why don't they ever play that one any more? On a semi-related note, I was watching some 9-11 programs on one of Discovery's family of channels and did not appreciate them cutting to their garbage programming and the continual popups for same shows. Nothing like hearing someone talking about how their loved one died and it cutting to "On this week's new ep of `I was a 300 pound mail order bride`...". 🤬

It's a double insult. Marilyn Manson is a poser who tries far too hard to be "edgy" and "shocking". Lil Nas wishes he were as "edgy" and "shocking" as MM.

Success? 🤷‍♂️

Shout Factory TV has been playing Elvira's old show, Movie Macabre, and they played this one movie about a recovering alcoholic who has visions/hallucinations/flashbacks after she and her asshole husband move into a new house, unaware there was a unsolved bloody murder previously. Everything online claims it's Straight-Jacket but it is NOT the Joan Crawford movie! Does anyone know the real name?

Yesterday, I watched a new (to me) episode of Paranormal: Caught on Camera that began with the laughable nightcrawler cryptid caught on camera around the time he found a dead mutilated deer in his yard, at which point I rolled my eyes because animal mutilations have been debunked some time ago. So I watched the footage and sure enough, noticed at the other side of the frame was some car headlights. Seriously, guys? There was one intriguing footage of a woman experiencing poltergeist activity and a shadowman peeking out from her kitchen door. Shadowmen footage give me the creeps! Lastly, there was footage of Bigfoot lurking behind a clump of trees and shrubbery that looked like a bear but the footage was too blurry, of course, and I'm assuming the ground behind the shrubbery was actually not level with the ground in front. In this night shot, they alleged the two deer are watching it.

Well, that wasn't very good...

The guy with Elton John in the commercial.

A Marylin Manson poser.

I'm not sure I remember either, but I think there was a scene where Charli was playing with their dog at the party. Hokey smokes! It must be at least ten times worse being married to Scheana. Something with "Toms'" in the name, like "Toms' Diner", "Chez Toms'", etc? Tom and Tom's? T and T's? Wait, they're not on the show? I swear I saw them! 🤔

I thought it was me, but I was underwhelmed and my attention began to wander about 3/4 of the way thru. I'm not very interested in watching these young parents who probably no longer work for successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks' various bars and restaurants. Even worse, I had trouble remembering anything worth mentioning, but here goes nothing: Lisa Vanderbucks, her husband, and the Tom's reunite while preparing to reopen. TBH, I thought things were still on lockdown there. The Toms are fretting about successful restauranteur Lisa Vanderbucks finding out about them opening a business on their own. Yeah, right. She knows and she probably is a silent partner of some sort because I cannot imagine them having the capital or ability to do this on their own. Them wanting to install double-decker booths only reinforced this feeling. Schwartz and Katie tried to be parents, like their friends, and failed. Schwartz, I adore you, but you and Tequila Kate would be terrible parents! James has been sober for two years now, but smokes pot every day and takes "pre-workout vitamins". Did he let slip he was drinking when he and Max got into a stupid fight over sharing a plate of pasta? Schwartz & Sandy’s is an awful name. Katie, who totally looks like a Karen (who was that candid reality show bitch with eight children who had the same style?) hates the name too and thinks she can be a manager there. Isn't her Frump & Frown blog keeping her busy? Schemer got herself a man and a baby. I was amused by her poster-sized photos covering the walls where the poster-sized photos of she and Shay used to be. LaLa continues to be thirsty, crass, and gross. 🤢 Master negotiator Lisa Vanderbucks forces Max and James to meet so the latter can DJ at Sur and have a reason to be on this show, but Max isn't cooperating for now and things get worse. Oh no, will they ever become friends again? 🙄 Schemer has a lame "pink and black" birthday party with a magician as entertainment. How old is she? Naturally, people pair off for some mandatory conflict. 🙄 What is the deal with Arianna's childish mocking act? So tedious! Raquel should be more concerned about DJ Muppet Baby's rage issues. I'm not sure which is worse, Schemer getting slapped on the butt in the "music video" last season or seeing her in the only tight hot pink dress that still fit her. I'm not sure I'm going to watch this season or not, but nothing else seems to be on Tuesday nights. 🤔

Well, that wasn't very interesting. I'm glad it's not just me. On a related note, I'm glad I'm not the only person who gained weight during the pandemic lockdown. I'll post more when I remember what happened (I think I zoned out near the end).

I just remembered the reason Lois went blind was because the LASIK clinic had a cat on the premises. 🤣

This one was adequate, but I lost interest by the time Lois appeared on the Helen Disingenuous Show. Heh. I cannot remember much else, other than thinking Lois has done this before.

There's a Citibank credit card commercial with Jennifer Garner giving her spiel in front of a classroom (during what I assume is parent-teacher day). At one point, she uses a marker to draw a circle around a map of the world that's hanging in front of the class, but I cannot help but notice she's not really drawing anything; it's a post-production effect!