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Given JBS's involvement with child pageants, that was my first guess.

I'm indifferent about them, but there's a strong sense of nostalgia with the slogan and song.

I did not recognise her, either. She looks great. Where were you when Scandoval broke?

What's the deal with the shirt the girl with several hands on her crotch is wearing? That puckered front seam on her shirt looks terrible. Looks like those wooden letters one can buy at a craft store that were spray-painted black (yeah, I think it sounds better not spelled out. I thought it was a reference to Big Sur State Park for a long time).

I liked Aphrodite making her stage appearance in a giant clam shell and it being a scam to sell baby shower gifts. I did not expect that!

🙄 Fuck this shit. I quit after the attempt at a Superfriends opening spoof.

Is that the one where he says something like "50 cents per pill? Yes, PLEASE!"? I discovered that commercial has several variations running in different markets with the same script but different actors (some are read by an AI with terrible inflection).

I remember they once showed she was working at Georgio’s, a fancy restaurant down the road from me. I'm not sure if she still does, nor do I care to check.

Moriah's a HEBEL, baby!🤣 (Could have sworn there were dashes between the letters)

Isn't that what normally happens if you have a hairy butt and use toilet paper? 🤔 That reminds me of an Atkins commercial that I swear starts with Rob Lowe congratulating these people for losing weight from diabetes drugs and then seguewaying into how to keep it off. Won't the drugs do that? I've recently seen a similar time travel commercial in which a neighbor walks in on his neighbor iknventing a time machine so he can win the lottery to pay off his taxes or something. It's played off as a joke at his expense until a medieval knight requests to take the leaf blower back with him. Making even more puzzling, he goes to his financial person and it seems like it was all a daydream, but the knight is there too, so what's going on? 🤷‍♂️

To me, it looks oddly like a "no more wire hangers!" moment about to happen.

Did you not recognize her H-E-B-E-L tattoo on her arm? 😀

I miss opening credit sounds that described the premise of the show.

I heard speculation that was she "dicknotized".🤷‍♂️

Usually, it is performed post-mortem, but if you're acting like Joe Biden, it's pretty obvious. I suspect Kim's doing this as a means of declaring him incompetent before the divorce proceedings begin.

Whaaaat? Porshe's Nigerian Prince is in legal trouble? I never saw that coming.

Meh.

This one was OK, but I was amused that Shlub committed "oonga boonga" on the queen ant.

Believe it or not, I have never watched Top Gun, but I do know about the volleyball game. Now hold on, there! Everything about flying down a narrow chasm to shoot a small target is not Star Wars!

I watched it a few times and it was obviously rehearsed within an inch of its life.

I found this on Reddit about the Two T’s in a Pod episode from February 18th, “The TWOT Seat: Alex Baskin” podcast