Chatty Cake

I don’t mind Garcelle letting idiot Dorit have it but not over the word attack. Shame on her for making the show about this! I wanted to be team Denise but she is just too stupid to handle herself. Good for Erika for shutting it down. It’s time for Kyle and Kim to stop going on about their relationship with Kathy and their mom. It’s been years of this. You stole my goddamn time! I also don’t want to see any more of Sutton’s silly ass dates. She’s not cute or witty but she clearly thinks she is. Sorry, not in on Crystal’s pity party about the other housewives getting skinny. Get off the show if it’s triggering a setback. Also the situation with her brother is weird. He’s an adult and if he wanted to be with his fiancé he could have.

When Monica was mentioning other people involved and they bleeped it out, I thought she said Brad. Wasn’t that Jens main assistant? I read awhile back on another forum from someone that supposedly knows her, that Monica has bragged for a long time that she was going to get on the show. The person said that Monica wasn’t a good fit for the show. It kind of makes sense now even though it was rather vague. The reveal made sense to me as to why someone would come on a show and admit their affair with her brother in law. One season of Monica was enough.

It was Raul. I didn’t watch during this time period but I heard her say his name. You don’t sound like a bitch. It’s crazy how everyone over the age of 35 has an artificial look. I think even Heather, who can’t be that old, has that plastic look. I forgot how pretty Sharon was until I saw her on these flashback episodes. Lauren too, also looks overdone. I do feel for the actresses as they are critiqued as they age and these HD tvs show every flaw.

I could actually hear Phyllis as I read her resolution.

I am loving this episode from 2003 that aired today when Kevin started the fire that trapped Colleen. They had larger groups of characters on at the same time and it was much more dramatic. They all seemed to take turns charging at Kevin. Brad, JT, Drew amd I think Neil even got a quick one in. Also on was a fresh faced Sharon Newman being scolded by Nicholas about confiding in Victor too much. I thought I liked Nick twenty years ago but watching today I don’t understand why. Brittany and her lover - I don’t remember too much about them.

Yes, I want to hear more. I got banned from one or two soap boards for criticizing MS as we weren’t supposed to trash the actresses. I also got ganged up for trash talking Phyllis and Summer who was then played by HK amd I referred to her as Kunter Hing. There was something about that actress that I detested. I also used to upset them by mentioning MM and how he was framed. (I really have no idea what went on behind the scenes but I always enjoyed MM for the most part)

Lisa is losing favor with each passing episode. Lenny is still a cold jerk but she isn’t exactly warm and caring. I wonder why Jody is with her? If he has to ask her to check on him and she sets an alarm to do so and then tells him, you’d think he’d move on. Alexia and Todd are full of shit. Does she make money in her beauty bar? The staged scene at his work didn’t answer anything. On one hand I understand Guerdy feeling like she has to make her cancer diagnosis part of her story but she should not have done that scene with her sons. I remember Ana vaguely. She worked with her husband but they were divorcing. What already irritates me about her is that based on the clip they showed, the woman is still talking about her former cast-mates and has her loser daughter calling Marysol a rotting corpse. Nicole knew of the issues to an extent but I wouldn’t blame her for Ana’s invite. Alexia isn’t in charge of who attends the events. She needs to quit acting like she’s their boss.

I’d love to apply but I’m in a bit of a legal bind. My aunt brainwashed me for years to help her kidnap my grandma who is an alcoholic. Together we got her drinking again. I’m so ashamed of myself even though I’ve heard gran was a lot of fun when she drank. Then we lured the rest of the family to Auntie Jo’s and that’s where I was arrested. Then my parents didn’t believe they were my parents so I had to be in a hospital while they waited on the pesky DNA test. You’d think the richest fuckers in Genoa City would have access to Rapid DNA tests. My god, the amount of paternity tests my uncles need alone would make it worth it. However, I digress. I will be needing a job down the road and am interested in applying. I don’t think I would make the best fashion critic but I could advise readers how to brainwash, how to get IV’s for a kidnapping and the difference between an antidote and an anecdote as well as how to administer an antidote should you poison someone and then need to reverse it. TTYS!

What a pathetic so called man Eminem is going after Real Housewives. I didn’t even know he went by Shady anymore. Loser, has been scum!

I’m not a fan of Vow Renewals. Especially when we never have weddings anymore. As Js Nana pointed out why have it in a tiny restaurant dining area with hardly any guests?

I want Aunt Jordan to keep kidnapping people. This time she could kidnap Phyllis and Tucker. And Kyle. Also Billy and Chelsea. Maybe Devon. Oh and Nick again. Summer. And Mamie. That’s it.

A little Vicki goes a long way but if Alexis is returning, it might be good for Shannon to have Vicki shriek at her when shit gets real. I wouldn’t miss Gina or Emily but Shane was kind of funny at times. Jennifer’s boyfriend was gross and the whole situation made me think less of her. Still, she got on Tamras nerves so that’s a win in my opinion.

I find it so tacky to post your gifts on social media. I can see announcing an engagement with a picture of an engagement ring but a pricey promise ring? At their age? She’s ridiculous and he’s coming off like a thirsty old asshole. Another Slade is a good description of him.

I finally finished the episode. I don’t think I would get on Lisa’s case for talking about Lenny too much. Every week he does something meaner than the week before. She does seem to go out a lot for being the poor thrown away first wife. She has a boyfriend and shes always glammed up. Nothing wrong with that but I am curious, are the kids constantly with a sitter in the evenings? Nicole and her dad were always an odd combo. I felt like he wanted to shock her with his kid announcements. I also got the feeling she dragged herself out with him for filming purposes. He had the over the top factor that does well on these shows.

A good article about why Wenday fell out of favor with viewers. https://www.realitytea.com/2023/12/22/all-the-ways-wendy-osefo-has-changed-for-the-worse/

All Denise has to say to Erika is that yes they are on Only Fans but at least they are not stealing settlements from people who have suffered a tragedy. She can close with “Oh I forgot, you don’t care.” That will bring the snarl back to her skinny face.

I agree as well. Candiace definitely lacks self awareness. The things she posts online are obnoxious and childish. If she spent as much time on her “singing” as she does on posting insults online she might book some gigs that she didn’t have to pay for. And she could have some compassion for Robyn as they both have unemployed bums sitting up in their houses although at least Juan got paid after being let go. Chris just quits with nothing to fall back on. Maybe that’s why Candiace starting crying so hard.

I do need Luna to shut the f up about Eric. She’s only been in town for a short time and it’s not like he’s her grandad. RJ’s a bit annoying too although he’s much nicer than his pappy so I feel like I should give him a chance.

My favorite thing about this story was not seeing Liam.

Good for Robyn! I hope she succeeds.

Whitney is GROSS. I hate her voice, her outfits, and her nasty sex talk. She acts like a stripper and then claims she’s being exploited. Shut up you nasty pig! I think she’s stepping it up because Monica is a threat to her as to who is racier.

What did we do to deserve Phyllis crashing a Very Romalotti Christmas? I can’t stand looking at or listening to her. I’m sick of Tucker too. Is he supposed to be evil in a turtleneck? He just makes his way around town doing nothing.

I find Sutton so very obnoxious. I don’t enjoy the pile ups but she’s an asshole. I liked her date better than her and he was an oddball. Dorit is an asshole too but I don’t think the word attack meant anything in this instance. Garcelle knows this but took the chance to make it more than it was. Is Denise a moron? She came in to argue with Erika over years old crap and a rude comment. Which by the way I’m sure those girls knew damn well what a threesome was. Were the ladies being obnoxious that night? Yes but I thought Denise addressed it after it happened. I don’t blame Erika for clapping back with the Only Fans question.

Zende has a right to want to be part of his family’s business. He’s been working there for years so RJ showing up and becoming the latest golden boy is bullshit. But RJ is nice and Zendes a bit of a prick so viewers are supposed to be team RJ. What the hell? I thought Eric went to heaven on Friday? I didn’t necessarily want him to pass away but they made it appear as though he did. Now he’s fighting for his life?

Phaedra doesn’t bother me that much but she doesn’t fit the premise of the show. Quad doesn’t fit in anymore either since she alienated herself. I would rather they had found another doctor or doctors wife.