Chatty Cake

I wanted to puke at the Kyle and Morgan scenes. I don’t know if Kyle is enamored with the girl or wants to be more like her but I don’t need to watch the two. Since Mauricio keeps saying love bean, I don’t want to see him either. They finally got rid of Rinna and I decided I could tolerate the cast and Bravo said “hold my beer” That’s not to say I’m on Sutton’s side. She’s acting like such an entitled asshole and a victim at the same time this season. It’s too bad she didn’t move to London. I don’t believe that was ever going to happen and she knew it. I’m enjoying Garcelle this season. Her and Jax were enjoyable to watch. I am liking him more as he gains camera time. Wtf Denise? Camille hasn’t changed lol. Why no title for Cynthia’s appearance? If they showed it, I missed it.

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Luann knows how to laugh at herself and have a good time. Candiace thinks she’s going to be big even though she’s been talking about singing for years and still has no hit songs. At that one reunion, Nikki Minaj was trying not to laugh at her. While she’s a housewife, she’ll do okay as long as she doesn’t blow all her money on her “singing” career.

It’s sad that Whitney’s friend passed. She may have wanted her to go to Merediths jewelry party but I doubt she would have wanted her to act like an attention seeking asshole. When nice Monica shows up, she doesn’t bother me. Heather is right, she has 3 personalities.

True, Ashley was bothered for being body shamed not long after having a baby. Most women would be. It’s good that Dorothy cares for her daughter. Since she’s wasting her money trying to be a singer and Chris only works a little, she’s going to need her.

I think Wendy is very threatened by Nneka since she’s in with everyone else and only Karen and Candiace like Wendy. I can definitely see Wendy’s crazy mom getting involved.

I would say the Newman’s. Faith, Christian and now Claire. Although I’m not sure how many babies Shelia Carter stole. They also need a One Hour Paternity kiosk in GC because there’s so many who didn’t know who fathered them till later in life.

Remember when Sharon’s shrink orchestrated the stealing of Nick (Adam) and Sages baby to get even with the Newmans? Someone should tell Claire that stolen babies don’t fare that well in this family. Also at this point there should be a Stolen Baby Prevention Program in Genoa City. Just so we don’t have to go through this again in two years.

He’s already got two kids that I’m guessing he doesn’t see that often and an older one that he is estranged from. I don’t think she really wants children. She wants to be a singer but she doesn’t have any hits and ouch, when she sings in her opening, I cringe. Plus she’s pissing away good Housewives money to go on tours that aren’t lucrative. I see her future on low budget vh1 reality where she says “neck” and “forehead “ and “white looking ass” or maybe not, she’s not exactly funny or a good fighter. Why wasn’t Chris at pickle ball? I doubt he had an “event” during the same time as the pickle ball match. Hell even Juan is showing up now for Robyn.

Right? Sometimes I want to write to Butt Biscuit.

It’s super easy to get Candyass riled up which is why Ashley and Gizelle do it. Ashley and Gizelle on the other hand don’t let Candiaces comments bother them. Well, I take that back I do think Giselle is bothered when Candace shames her for her skin color. But that says way more about Candiace than Gizelle. Ashley doesn’t care. She’s there to stir the shit and she’s doing her job.

When Dorothy asked Candiace if Chris was making any money, Candyass waved her arms around like her and Chris are making money from his online cooking and her “singing.” Dorothy knows that’s a real housewives house and probably partly from Dorothy herself.

I don’t understand Simone and Cecil constantly cracking up when they talk to their sons about their future. Miles seems like he’s on his way to being a deadbeat. I hope she gets serious about cracking down on him. I noticed Curtis was at the bachelor party but he has yet to go to an event with Jackie. Nice try Sweet Tea, your wedding is a Bravo event . Heavenly is invited.

Candiace might be ambitious but she’s lacking talent. At 36 years old she’s getting kind of old to spend a lot of money on tours when she has no hit songs. She could try singing backup but she’s not humble and could never be gracious to a real singer. I agree Chris needs a structured job. There’s no excuse not to work. Lots of places would hire him. Candiace should not have demanded that he stay home to coddle her. Neither one seems that bright. I think between Housewives and Dorothy, Candiace should be okay unless the green eyed bandits get the best of her.

I also think chris will eventually cheat. She admitted on the show that he’s mad about her blowing through their money to go on tours when she doesn’t have any hit songs and she kind of made him quit his job so he could feed her fragile ego. This sounds like a big rift.

Dorothy is back, letting us know that Chris isn’t really working now. I don’t blame him for being mad that Candiace is blowing their money on her tour crap but a man should have a job and not give into his whining baby of a wife to stay home. I’m guessing she was much more upset about Ashley saying he dmed ladies to get them to his club. They are lucky they have housewife checks. I also noticed for the first time that Candiaces forehead is about the same as Ashley’s lol. Wendy was ridiculous posing and strutting during her exchange with Nneka.. Nobody is jealous of her. Eddie seems nice enough but a bit too timid. She looked absolutely gross. Now she wants to make up with Mia? What happened to the Mia’s too slow for her crap? Juan was actually playing pickle ball. I know everyone dislikes him but I thought it was great that he was at the event doing the actual sport and knocked over the food that had no business being right there.

They keep reigniting the same fight. Alexia and Adriana should not be allowed to film together.

Kyle being a mean jerky asshole doesn’t make Sutton less of an asshole. I’d say they’re equally yolked this season. Whatever is going on with Kyle I still question if her marital issues are real. Dorit and her on again off again PTSD. I’m starting to get PTSD from watching too much Dorit. I thought it was classy of Jax to approach Erika who verbally abused him on camera and say no hard feelings.

I would love to hear from Justin and Whitney’s first set of spouses. Seth should have had them show up about halfway through the podcast of Justin and Whitney’s stupid ramblings about marriage.

The argument was over between Lisa and Monica but Monica couldn’t stand not getting the attention so she had start with the crying. She’s not a good fit. All she does is throw her mom under the bus as well as her baby daddy’s. She is gross and disgusting.

That was a Bravo bachelorette party so I didn’t think it was that big a deal that Quad showed up. Toya gave Phaedra too much credit although she was happy to escort Greg’s ex wife into his fiancés party. I bet production thought Quad and Sweet Tea would get into it. The guys party on the bus was gross.

Wendy didn’t say where the boys are schooled or if she did I missed it. I can’t help but think this was done for a storyline. It makes no sense for both to get first communion at the same time. Like you said it’s usually second grade.

Yeah Ashley’s got a few inches of forehead on Candiace but some of that stuff Candiace wears on her tiny head is not flattering at all. She needs to come up with some new material.

For communion the children usually go to classes with students in their own grade. The fact that Wendy sent them together hints that she did this so she could have an event for the show. Confirmation is a bit different and isn’t always the same age the way communion typically is.

Boring episode. Wendy’s boys aren’t twins so I found it odd that they were getting first communion at the same time. Seems like it was done for the show. The mom is an attention hog. Please do not show us more clips of Candiaces performances. What we’ve seen is terrible. Ashley is going to get her moneys worth with her fake tits. She looked ridiculous at the communion. Mia is sensitive now that Wendy called her slow? I think Mia is more low class vs slow but whatever. Juans getting front of the camera a bit more this season.