Chatty Cake

Like several have pointed out, Chris isn’t a hustler and he’s rather old to be job jumping. He doesn’t keep up with his website , He’ll probably be okay as long s Candiace doesn’t bankrupt them trying to be a singer. I’m more curious about Juan’s second act. I don’t know if coaching jobs are still in the picture for him. He’s never taken much interest in Robyn’s endeavors in real estate and business.

I didn’t pay close attention but I thought Poppy’s mints were in some little case. A prescription would be in a bottle and Luna would hopefully notice or be aware that mom has a prescription. My guess is still that the mints are a THC edible since it’s legal in California although it shouldn’t cause you to mistake your boyfriends cousin for your boyfriend. I think he’s the bad guy for being a shitty cousin as well as taking advantage of a young lady at his family company even though it was technically consensual. It’s the modern twist on the man taking advantage of a drunk lady. I believe Ridge spent a night with a drunk Caroline and years later Thomas spent a night with a drunk mixed with pills Caroline Jr. Ridge better keep his sanctimonious mouth shut when the news hits the family.

They are a good couple. She needs to be more secure and handle the women. She has the best marriage of the group.

I figured the mints were THC since Poppy gets all mellow when she takes them but now I wonder what they are. Ecstasy? Still I don’t see how that would cause Luna to think she was banging RJ and not Zende. Also what the hell is wrong with Zende? He is older than RJ and Luna and had no business hitting on his cousins girlfriend in the first place. I hope Luna and Poppy bring charges against him. He should have noticed she wasn’t in her right state of mind.

Why doesn’t Ashley stay away from Tuck if he bothers her so much?? Oooh Audra is getting rather possessive. Dammit Nick, why are you giving Blue Fang credit when none is due? Oh how cute! Summer and Chance are cheesing it up and going on about kids that aren’t theirs. Harrison belongs to Kyle and it makes no sense that Tara is never ever mentioned. Summer was his stepmother and is now nothing to him. Dominic started out as kind of Chances through marriage but he is Devon’s. Chance even more or less gave him up to them. Summer needs to shut up and stop waxing poetic about Kyle. Tell Chance how you blackmailed Kyle over a liver for Lola so you could marry Kyle.

Is there a second stew or is Fraser having them duke it out? I don’t think Kat should be in charge of anyone. I also don’t think Barbie or Xandi should be in charge of anyone.

I miss old Below Deck with Captain Lee and Kate but it’s probably best they got off the ship when they did. I like Fraser but wish he wouldn’t call himself mummy. The new bosuns a mess and I think Ben will end up bosun. Why would Xandi take a job on a yacht if she hates people and wants to be a vampire?

I’m tired of looking at Lisa in those stupid dresses and ridiculous shoes. The sight of her annoys me at this point due to her obnoxious behavior. She is extremely self centered with little compassion for anyone else.

I meant to type Fang for Blue Fang. I like to type like Nikki sometimes.

Yes I’m sure the singing career is costing her a lot of money. Especially with Chris not working and putting money into pricey spices.

I’m shocked she’s still trying to be a singer or that anyone would ask her to come sing at Lakers game. She’s pretty bad.

I love all of this but I think Lily should come back with the firefighter and run into idiot Daniel all the time. It would be great if Paul returned. The town needs a chief of police and Christine deserves a break after dealing with blue fang. I still want fqng to get run down with a car. Back in the coma you go!

I don’t know why Daniel can’t tell Lily what’s up over the phone. She saw Heather making googly eyes at him before she left. Devon can shove his brotherly concern up his ass. What a self righteous little prick. Why is Danny Romalotti even considering Phyllis? She was horrible to him. I wish a writer would come on board that hates Phyllis and would kill her off. Victor your baby needs to go away to a real rehab. After that’s completed, then she can worry about a sponsor.

The market is saturated with most of these housewife products. Candles, wines, champagnes, leggings…etc. Chris might be testing the waters. We’ve found some good seasonings at butcher shops and speciality stores. I’d be more likely to try a different seasoning than coochie sweat friendly leggings.

I didn’t realize he was over charging for the spices. Whatever the case, he hasn’t posted any new content on his website and doesn’t seem to have it all the way together even though there’s been some effort. I’m tired of the clip they keep replaying of Candiace calling Gizelle privileged and white looking while she has a lazy white man living off her. I get she was heated when she said it but they keep replaying it weekly.

If I had a flower thing to throw in the water, the thing I would let go of is watching so many Housewife shows.

I went to Chris’s website and I found two seasonings for sale. All of his entries are from 2023. He posted recipes and a link to his ebook. He could have done that in addition to a regular job. If I were to see the seasoning in the store I would buy it as we like to try different seasonings. His drinks look good and so do his meals I saw. Why doesn’t he like air fryers? I only remember her saying the word uncomfortable and admitting that he didn’t do anything. However, the implication was there and she really had no reason to do that other than for her own storyline. Had she truly felt uncomfortable she could have said something to them back then. Blindsiding Candiace for shock value was shitty. Debra Allen Greer, LMAO, perfect description!

Praise the lord you are back! I wanted to write during our down time but for the life of me couldn’t remember if Buttbiscuit was one word or two. Now I know in case there’s a next time!

While I agree Gizelle took it too far last year, there is absolutely no reason for Chris Bassett to sit on his ass while his wife is out hustling. Restaurants are still under staffed. He could certainly get a job even if it’s not his dream job. It would also set a good precedent for his children. Sesame Street tried the same shit with Eddie and you don’t see him curled up on the couch eating snacks. Shame on them for blaming Gizelle for their problems. Gizelle didn’t get him fired and she didn’t tell Candiace to throw their money away on a singing career that is not happening. I’m not a Gizelle fan but she is making the most of her reality career even if the clothing line seems like a dumb move. Yes, it would be nice if she apologized to Chris Bassett. Then he could quit acting like a victim when his drunken behavior was what started all this. Stay out of ladies dressing rooms when you are drunk!

The Ariana show is already getting old. I don’t buy that she cares for the house that much since she keeps her room looking like a pig sty. The poor dog is stuck in the bedroom until she finishes slathering makeup on her mug while she waits till Sandoval is out of the kitchen? Sheana went with OCD and fear of a nanny for a story this season. Isn’t she out and about too much for this to be true? I wonder what Brock’s cheating scandal could be called should he have one? If enjoying James Kennedy is wrong, I don’t want to be right. He’s hilarious.

I warmed up to Michael this episode. It doesn’t hurt that everyone else is a mess. I hope Chloe gives him a chance. I feel like they don’t even need to show Emily and Brennan anymore.

I forgot to mention Karen having Robyn’s family pic saved in her phone some years back. If I save a pic in my phone of people I’m not close to, it’s there to make fun of with someone else.

The only thing I enjoyed about today was Nikki’s drunk text to Jack.

I’m all for Juan being called to task. Right now Robyn took the stance that they’re living on the remainder of Juan’s contract along with her I don’t care stance. I haven’t heard too many comments about Chris Bassett other than Gizelle saying he chunked out. Jamal was called out but it took Monique and her binder at her final reunion to get it done. Jamal was mad too and said he was done with the show. I’m sure Andy will ask Robyn about Juan’s job search at the reunion and she will gloss over it saying that he’s looking but meanwhile they are spending loads of family time together. Juan needs to show up for this reunion and his wife because I don’t know if she’s got another season of this in her. Karen already made mention that Ashley is now Gizelles sidekick. I’m sure Ashley would love to have that gig.

Chris Bassett’s job status actually is Gizelle and Ashley’s business because he’s on the show and they all come for each other and their men. Just like Candiace coming for Michael Darby. While it’s good that Chris showed up for Happy Eddie, it would have done him good to dress a little nicer and have something going on in his life . Like a job. It’s good Candiace won’t have to pay for Ashley’s house cause it looks like she’ll be providing for Chris Bassett for the time being. If she wants to keep paying for her singing career, a second income would be ideal. Mia can also inquire about Eddie. People want to know if he’s still a lawyer or if he’s just doing lame housewife stuff. I heard he’s still on his law firms website so my guess is he’s still working. He doesn’t give off lazy vibes like Chris Bassett, Juan or Gordon. He seems like a go getter. Of course it’s also fine for Wendy or Candiace to ask Ashley how she will support herself in the future but she’ll just say G and A is just getting off the ground and lie about being split from Michael Darby. I also wish they’d taken a different approach with Nneka instead of the shrine stuff.