Chatty Cake

The aftermath of Scandoval isn’t all that interesting. It also sucks that Lala films with both camps. Too much Lala and Sheana this season. It is funny that they are jealous of Ariana’s post scandal opportunities.

Part two of the reunion wasn’t bad. I hope they let Quad join them again. I also don’t mind Sweet Tea. I think Heavenly looks much better with the dark hair. I know a lot don’t care for her but I have always found her entertaining. Dr. Jackie has annoyed me and I believe she plays up her caring nature for the camera but is mean in real life. That said, I don’t know if they could replace her at this point. I didn’t care for Alicia and didn’t think she added that much to the show. I found her husband a bit obnoxious. I’m not fully on board with Phaedra but I’m not against her either. The show seems an odd fit for her. I found it bizarre to bring out Apollo when he didn’t appear on the show at all. I guess we’ll see what he has to say in part 3.

Yes.

Robyn never flipped on Candiace. She simply said the optics weren’t good for Chris to be going to Gizelles dressing room alone and closing the door. Ashley is the worst when she references coochie sweat.

I never thought I would enjoy a Phyllis scene but hungover Phyllis in her sunglasses nursing a Bloody Mary was kind of funny. The tasering was delightful. I just wasn’t sure who I wanted to get tasered.

I suspect she embellished things and had some prepping her website up for the show. She does look nice in her photo. Whatever filter she used looked very natural and no sign of the acne. She also looks happier. However, I doubt she’s going to get a lot of business after being a loser in her own wedding show and all the crying and moping. I don’t think she needed to leave before decision day but she didn’t have to admit to being so horny and desperate for Austin. She should have been a little reserved and let him chase her. If he doesn’t chase then it’s okay to leave early. I’m sure Lazy Becca inflated her prices based on her spot on the show thinking her groom and the audience would love her. The men seem to get weaker each season yet still aren’t grateful for the woman who are unashamedly horny for them. I think the last couple I enjoyed watching was Woody and Amani.

The website is so so. We can debate lazy Becca all day but I don’t see me changing my impression of her. The fact remains this season sucked. The ladies had no self esteem and the guys were smug jerks. What was sad was that other than Claire and Cameron, the ball was completely in the guys court. From the previews it even looks like acne ridden Michael has the upper hand. This season was bottom of the barrel.

Last season Robyn took time to film with Chris and Candiace and support them. That’s as far back as I care to go. She was lovely to them. Sure Robyn can’t stand Wendy but Wendy acts like an asshole so I get it. I think Candiace is stressed out because the singing thing isn’t happening and she needs this show since Chris is more or less unemployed. Keeping the feuds going is good for the show but Robyn is paying her dust right now.

Some people you can just tell there’s a lot of excuses made in their life. I’ve worked with some Becca types. The drama comes in waves. I can’t be 100% sure but I sense lots of excuses in her life as a whole. The fact that she endured this Austin for the entire season when he was giving her nothing to go on except an occasional empty promise shows she’s not a strong person nor a good judge of what’s good for her mental health . She enjoys playing the anxiety card. She was way too comfortable using all the therapy speak to just be coached by Claire. She lives her life with that crap. I understand your defending photographers but I suspect Becca’s photography is more hobby like and she made more of it for the show. There’s no way that sack of crybaby is out hustling daily.

Guerdy was cancer free at the reunion. While I felt for her during her ordeal, she became too much of an asshole at the end. I have no idea why she would confide in Larsa Pippen about her diagnosis in the first place during filming of the regular show. There is nothing sympathetic about the woman. She is not nurturing unless she’s on a man, she’s not a girls girl and she’s not shown herself to care about anyone but herself. Guerdy would have been better off sharing her diagnosis with Nicole, Julia or Kiki. I love your wrap up on Mr Marcus Jordan. It’s funny how he acted all protective at the reunion yet we don’t know what’s going on with them now. I really hope Kiki gets promoted next season. Actually all them could be full time. All of the “friends” sat for the entire reunion.

Robyn defended old Chris Bassett last season against Gizzys implications of inappropriate behavior. Candiace spat in her face by getting pissed off because Juan was paying strangers hotel bills and doing laundry with other coaches and showing up in nails salons. Candiace thought Gizelle should have called out Juan rather than Chris Bassett. Robyn was nothing but kind to Candiace and Chris. She just wasn’t going to dump Gizelle for Candiace. Robyn doesn’t care about Wendy. Really nobody does except Candiace.

While I know that photography is hard work for most, I don’t see Becca as a hard worker. First off, based on her therapy speak alone, she probably constantly needs a “safe space” to work. She strikes me as the type that would bail a lot and let the other photographers do the work because she was having some sort of anxiety episode. I’m guessing their whole saying yes was for the cameras. I can’t imagine not going out with the spouse you said yes to on decision day. Is Austin a big drinker and Becca isn’t? That right there might be too much to overcome. She seems like a nag and he seems like a slacker.

Boring episode. I don’t want to see hair removal. It’s gross. I’m not surprised that Candiace used coochie hair as a reason not to sleep with Chris Bassett. It feels like Grace has been leaving home for the entire season. She’s a nice girl but it’s not a great storyline. Cha Cha really wanted a moment. I think she expected more of a reaction from Mia upon seeing Jacqueline but Mia handled herself surprisingly well. Then she wanted a Robyn/ Candiace moment but Robyn is done with Candiace after her shitty online behavior. I don’t blame Robyn for being done with her. Nneka looked stupid with that dumb sash and crown on. Charisse was right that it looked like some party city junk.

I agree with the therapy speak. It’s annoying. I’m certain Becca has used her anxiety to not work a real job and just laze about being sad.

It’s very off putting when a woman throws herself on a man and he’s not into her. I found Emily annoying and while I didn’t like Brennan, I didn’t think she was a good person. She smirked a lot and constantly had an attitude and was in denial about her negativity. The way Becca grilled Austin about his going out was over the top. He should have told her, I just don’t like you, you’re too whiny, pudgy and acne ridden. You gross me out physically. It’s best to be honest because she is very thick headed and isn’t getting it. When a man doesn’t want to have sex with his wife, something is very wrong.

Guerdy was such an obnoxious jerk. Just because she had cancer she gets to act like an asshole? She had no business telling Larsa first about her cancer. She only did it for the shock factor and was mad that Larsa didn’t react appropriately. She was also hard on Lisa. I know there’s been too much Lenny talk but this woman is being abused and put through the wringer because he has the money and power. Also the bald look isn’t very flattering.

How boring are Tessa and Mariah? I wouldn’t miss them if they left for good.

I hate that she got a special. I don’t even think she needs to be on the show anymore. I thought her vegas run was a flop?

I can’t believe Becca said yes and Austin did too! I think if she had some self esteem and had said no he would have also. He didn’t want to look bad but was fine going out with the producer later that day? He’s not into her in any sense of the word but put on a little show for the cameras. She can’t think there’s a chance at this point? I didn’t notice the producer, is she prettier than Becca? Bennan was protecting Emily from him saying something nasty. I was hoping he would say it.

I thought part 2 was boring . I almost fell asleep. F listening to Dorit go on and on. It is strange that the one of men holding a gun to her head then gently sets the the phone down by the gate. I was tired of looking at her in that awful outfit too. Kyle is so full of herself. She never shuts up. We’re never going to get a break from her.

Johnny also had a thing about showers and Bao basically told him she would shower when she wanted to.

Krystal was better than most as far as doing the work but I honestly couldn’t see a difference in her from the beginning of the show to the end. Her exercises looked too easy for being a year in. They also left too much blank. Why didn’t the parents wait to sell their pigsty house until Krystal got to Texas? What does the daughter do other than push moms wheelchair? What does the husband do?

While some photographers work full time as a photographer, most don’t. Many have other jobs. I’m not surprised that’s her career. I wonder if she even works weekly. Yes, I admit categorizing all frat boys as hazing jerks isn’t right but there’s enough of them that makes it okay.

Oh that’s right, a photographer. I knew she didn’t work full time. Yes, I know not every frat boy is a jerk but there are so many that are and with the hazing and the assault, nobody of substance should be lured into that crap.

I never saw Becca do much of anything except sit around and cry. Does she work? She just seemed super mopey. That’s great that all the frat guys you knew were all sunshine and sweetness. A lot of women aren’t safe in these frat houses and too embarrassed or scared to speak up when bad things do happen.