Chatty Cake

Were the couples more inclined to stay together in earlier seasons? At the Former Cast Tell All there was only one couple still together.

I’m happy that Paige is doing well. That’s all I got lol.

This season has been better than the last several. More pounders are making it to surgery. Rosie was a character but I was happy for her. The one concern is that most of these people are surrounded by overweight family and caregivers. I think it will be hard to keep going.

I’m not into podcasts but I constantly read about the two ts in a pod which is two California housewives so I guess it may be lucrative and a way to stay in the public eye.

I get why Ariana is mad at Sandoval for putting the dog in her room. I don’t understand why she left takeout on her night stand if she wasn’t in her room eating it. Put your food away! Her room has looked a mess whenever it’s been shown. That said, I would want to be out ASAP from living with a man who doesn’t take the same care of my dog that I do. Tom Schwartz has to know that admitting to kissing a coworker even 10 years ago is going to give Katie more ammunition to keep badmouthing him. They are divorced and really shouldn’t be in each others lives. There’s no warmth, fondness or friendship.

Oh good a Hope/Steffy feud. At least it’s not something repetitive.

Uncle Jordan! Why don’t they just put her in a wolf outfit?

I thought everyone looked lovely. I loved Karen’s new hair. Andy basically said he wanted everyone to work out their issues. Gizelle would have had to apologize to Candiace and Chris. She not only wouldn’t apologize but she seemed to double down on not acknowledging her at all. Robyn was just as cold bringing up the woman who admitted to lying about Chris. Juan won’t show up for Robyn so she has nothing. My guess is that they need that income with Juan not working. Ashley had nothing to contribute. They are waiting to get to Nneka and Wendy. Mia had the right idea. Bring the husband and put the lover on FaceTime.

Any updates on other housewives coming or going?

They had a lot on at the same time. Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, Potomac and Miami as well as Married to medicine. Now we have to wait for New Jersey.

Emily hasn’t shown integrity imo.

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/28/parents/rhom-star-dr-nicole-martin-welcomes-second-baby-earlier-than-expected/ Nicole had her baby!

Emily and Claire looked okay but but nobody needed to see that. Becca didn’t take very flattering photos, I think she wanted to make herself feel better by making them not look their best. The lingerie Becca chose for herself was awful and ill fitting. Poor Lauren also had an unflattering outfit on. For all the folks defending Becca’s photography, she sure didn’t make her subjects look good! There was nothing empowering about looking foolish.

Emily is a bitter drunkard who’s pissed that the guys didn’t like her and her stupid gal posse. If they hadn’t all been so focused on their friendships, they may have made at least one of their marriages work. Emily and Claire were attractive enough to get their husbands interested in them but they chose to behave like buffoons. Becca unfortunately didn’t have much going for her physically nor personality wise. How sad do you have to be to not get Austin interested? Only a shitty person would downplay an illness. Go have another drink you petty sore loser!

When Michael woke her up in that pink shirt, he basically told her he was out. I do think her mentioning her foster/animal rescue plans scared him off. By the way, is an animal sanctuary a good idea for potentially troubled children? I could see it being therapeutic but still possibly a problem. Nevertheless, this put Michael off. He’s not a giving person. He is self absorbed which is why he dresses so hideously, does his hair like that, has ugly tattoos and piercings. He needs constant attention because if he dressed like a normal person, nobody would look twice at him. His values are what’s in his closet. He does not really want a wife and certainly not a family. He was a total waste this season.

The group get together. What the hell is Michael wearing? The sweater looks ridiculous. Chloe shouldn’t have walked right next to him, he’s embarrassing Becca needs to stop crying and get herself together. Yes Lauren, gather that fucker up! Orion, nobody cares about your self reflection. You called your wife a racist. You are a punk and a wimpy ass flakey fuck. And on the homely side too. Emily downing the drinks as usual. Becca is on her couch AGAIN a crying. For the love of love, get off your ass and do something! Maybe if she hadn’t cried again and again and been so anxiety ridden he might have enjoyed getting to know her. The ladies picking themselves apart was sad. I have admit though, Becca looked awful in that lingerie There is more flattering lingerie for ladies with odd figures. She probably scared Austin. Chloe rented the getaway? That’s pathetic that she paid for that. Michael is not worth it and a gentleman pays for a lady. It’s fine for a lady to pay after they have been together for awhile but not in the early stages. Oh my gosh all the blabbing before the decision was torture. I wanted both of them to shut up. Poor Chloe! That fucker just wanted to be on a tv show to showcase his weird eccentric ways. He won’t be an actor, he has no good qualities for tv.

Do any of these people work for Lisa anymore? There seems to be no reason for them to hang out or interact. They squeezed all they could out of Scandoval.

The five year rule is good in some areas but in larger cities , not as much. Michael himself has said he wants a wife and family (although now I’m wondering if he just wanted to be on tv). A family can have a nice life in an apartment but the kind of family his wife wants would be better suited in a house.

I agree that 350 is a big jump but if they are going from a little apartment (actually 2 apartments) to a nice house with a yard, it would be worth it if affordable. It really doesn’t matter, I doubt he will stay married even if they say yes on d day. Sometimes it does make sense to rent but if he’s doing that good at his job it would be more lucrative to buy and then sell if he needs to.

I still can’t believe they wasted Gil on that fool. I will say Myrla at least didn’t dress like one of the Muppets the way Michale does.

You just proved he’s not a go getter. Won’t even find a suitable place for his pets. I agree. If he was that successful $350 wouldn’t be all that much to him. Of course if he really was raking in the dough, he’d be looking for a place to buy instead of investing it in clothes. I thought the rental was pricey but his little apartment is not suitable for another person amd more pets.

Why would they want to continue a relationship with their exes? They need to move on and meet new people. I guess they want to keep the show going. Didn’t decision day used to signal the ending of the season? I thought they just did a reunion and a where are they now. I don’t remember episodes of more going back and forth after d day.

And probably doesn’t have shit in the bank. The apartment was a high rise but looked tiny, stuffed with junk and too small for his poor dog and a cat. Chloe found them a high priced rental and he balked at it and was saying how much more they’d EACH have to pay. He doesn’t seem ready to buy a place for his new family. He’d rather have a closet stuffed full of ugly clothes. I hope Chloe says no.

Can one of Ashley’s new personalities hang out with someone other than Tucker? Maybe she could have played ding dong ditch outside of the Romalotti lovemaking suite.

I’m kinda bummed! I ragged on Candiace a lot but I usually found something to talk about after her scenes unlike many of them. I see why Robyn’s time is up. Were Gizelle and Ashley preparing for her departure? They got closer this season not to mention their clothing line.