Chatty Cake

Not Jennifer’s name is Rachel. She doesn’t like Teresa because Teresa’s husband Louie said he had them investigated by Bo Dietl. This pissed off Rachels husband because he has a shady past and changed his last name to Fuda which is his moms maiden name. Margaret said Louie called her son at his place of work. He denied it. She also hates Teresa. Melissa and Joe turned on Teresa again when Louie told Joe that there were rumors of Melissa cheating on him. Rumors started by Margaret but since Melissa has always hated Tre, she took Margaret’s side and turned on Teresa and Louie. Also Louie and Joe invested in a pizza oven business together that didn’t happen. Louie didn’t do Teresa any favors with this cast. He comes off creepy friendly but then turns red and nasty when it suits him. Her daughters all claim that he’s great though.

It was shitty of the Fug Fudas to drag the boys mom through the mud on tv. I don’t think Rachel would have adopted that boy if not for the show. He was old when she finally got around to it. They need to finish their house. The outside has looked like crap since she came on. The interior looks generic too. I don’t think Rachel has any taste. I also think the family scene she filmed in an earlier episode was fake. That old asshole grandma of hers calling out Jenn Aydins nose job when Rachel’s looks like it should be on Botched was ridiculous. Someone should have told the old jerk to shut up.

This season sucks! I don’t mind the boujie kids storyline since it does seem to be a real business. I don’t love all the bedazzled stuff but it doesn’t bother me. I am tired of hearing about Jan. Margaret didn’t care about him when she was sleeping with the contractor he hired, why would she care now? It’s all about for sympathy for Margaret and an excuse for her being a shitty person. Melissa won’t speak to Teresa but she will eye roll the crap out of her when she walks in. If Margaret was the root of the Melissa cheating story why is she so mad at Teresa and Jenn Aydin? Stand up to Margaret you weak ignorant idiot! I hate that ratchet Rachel was making sense regarding Teresa. I’m sure Fugly Fuda was a scumbag but it was long ago and Teresa sounds like an idiot for saying she meant he was a drug dealer, not is. It doesn’t matter at this point. They hate her and she’s their only story. She should quit giving them material. Jackie was tired of being manipulated by Margaret and it wasn’t getting her anywhere so switching sides isn’t that big a deal. It just shows that her and Margaret were only fake friends for filming. What’s she going to do, call her and say sorry it’s the one year anniversary of the man you cheated on and ex husbands passing? Joe Benigno should be a man and tell Margaret to shut up about Jan! I liked Teresa’s shorter hair too. The extensions that they all wear are very tired looking. I don’t think anyone believes that is their real hair.

She’s not entertaining drama though.

I hope in this case Jax does have some pull. She was awful on Vanderpump this season. She was jealous of Ariana for getting jobs and her popularity after Tom cheated on her. She didn’t understand why people didn’t like her when she was treated poorly by Randall. What her pea sized brain didn’t get was that she hooked up with Randall while he was married and was getting high end gifts for whatever she was doing to him. She has no good qualities and will just cause unnecessary drama for no reason.

Me neither! She sucks. She’s not friends with any of them that I know of.

I enjoy Jesse for the most part but it bugs me the way he picks on Danny when he’s drunk. It’s like since he’s smaller than Jesse there’s no threat to messing with him. Especially when you have Jax who’s a bigger asshole but I guess since he’s a bigger person he leaves him alone. I like Brittany and I feel for her when she says she just wants Jax to not be mean to her. Still anyone that saw Jax on Vanderpump has to wonder why she married him in the first place. Janet is bugging me less. I think she’s just a pregnant girl who wants to eat and gossip.

Barbies fit was over the top. If she loses it that quickly then Kyle dodged a bullet. I think Fraser did a okay job. He’s a bit bitchy at times but good tv. The season was lackluster, the guests weren’t entertaining and the crew was mediocre Boo to Below Deck Med! Wasn’t it just on with that stupid Kyle and the awful Sandy? Why is bravo shoving this awful person down our throats? She sucks! She’s not good tv, she’s not a good captain and she’s an asshole. After the Hannah and gross Malia drama, Sandy should have been fired.

I like the Valley and don’t want Lala waving her stank nails and spouting outrage from her huge butthole looking lips at that cast. Plus it’s mostly couples and she doesn’t have anyone. They already have 2 singles on the show and don’t need her. Also no to Brock and Sheana. All he does is kiss her ass so he can be on tv. She’s an attention seeking crybaby moron and the Valley doesn’t need her!

That’s how I took it, he’s not trying to be part of the show but he did film with her during the San Fran episodes. Brock looks kind of pathetic sitting up there to prop Sheana. Dan has his own life and jobs. That was so cringeworthy and dumb. It didn’t land and although I didn’t like Ann the joke was in bad taste.

Lala is mad that she didn’t get the support that Ariana is getting after her breakup. Wasn’t Randall married when they got together? Plus I remember the cast was saying she was getting high end gifts for being with him. Newsflash Lala, people will usually feel bad for the wronged wife, not the side piece. Sheana is just as bad. Everything has to be about her. Bring Bricks ex on the show if you want a good storyline. I enjoyed Katie and James this reunion. I was tiring of Ariana’s stance during the season but I have to say after watching everything, especially her crying that she just wants Tom gone, I feel for her again. She was in a hard place. If she left the house she bought with him, she could lose out. If she leaves the show she was on with him, she will lose her income. He betrayed her with her so called friend and brought the woman around her for months. His apology was performative in my opinion. Too much crying and I don’t think he’s all that sorry.

Marge has been gross since she started on the show. I remember her bragging that Joe would stink after leaving her and Jan’s home because they had just had sex. His wife probably thought he was showering off a day of construction work. I don’t know if I believe her and Jan were close after what she did not only to him but his children. I think she made a lot of that up as well as having a nice relationship with his kids and her own son. I don’t think any of them have much to do with her. I also believe she is so mad at Louie because her son was pissed about someone from the show bothering him and he is embarrassed by his awful mom. I remember the woman being delighted to out Bill Aydins affair despite the fact that he has a real family at home. She is disgusting,

I love how Marge forced Joe Benigno to go for a ride and cheeseburgers only to start whine crying about her ex who she cheated on. Did she give a crap about Jan when she started sleeping with his contractor? Or the kids she always mentions but we never see? She needs to stop. She is such a mean unhappy woman. I think Margarets really mad at Jackie for her comments about Ozempic last year. The woman obviously wants to eat junk food and not gain weight so she buys up the medicine during a national shortage. She doesn’t want to admit this on camera so she spouts this crap about the late Jan. Rachel is such a thirsty try hard. Why does it matter if Fessler is pleasant to Teresa.? Doesn’t she have a baby with some health and tongue issues? She should focus on that and not her fake crying. Also in the previews calling Teresa a has been when she and her fugly husband are Never Was and Never Will Be. I don’t mind Gia. I think she wants to support her mom and help her keep the shit show under control. I would rather watch Delores and her daughter have a conversation about the dogs and Frank Sr. than see more of Antonia or Jen Aydins obnoxious kid. Danielle not speaking to her dad because her brother may be a douche is something she might regret one day. She shouldn’t even put that on the show.

I really like this show. There should definitely be a reunion. I’m someone who has to watch I what I drink and how much. Jax being an asshole about Brittany will help nothing. As someone pointed out she should see a doctor. Jax may want to think about cutting back himself. Janet is so dramatic. She was obviously checking social media and on the lookout for Zach who was happy to deliver. I like Jesse even though he has some douchey moments. It sounds like a Michelle was already having a fling and dismissed it as being a realtor. I really like Danny and Nia. Such a nice couple. Maybe this show will help them get into a house closer to where they want to live.

Syreeta may have been mobile but the poor woman looked like a hippo rolling down the hill. I can’t believe she was trying to have a baby. Neither her nor her husband seemed capable of caring for themselves let alone a baby. I did feel bad for her. She seemed like a sweet person with a horrible past. Was David on drugs? I got the feeling that he and that friend on the beach were using.

I don’t feel bad for Jo. She was part of the friend group through Kristen and knew who Schwartz was. She was hoping to land him. She was used. I love James Kennedy this season. I could listen to him rip Sandoval for the whole hour.

The bunk inspection seemed like drummed up last minute drama. Ben and Kyles messy unmade beds were the last ones inspected. I’m sure they could have made their beds and shoved their crap somewhere. It also seemed to me like someone told Captain Kerry to behave like an asshole, the way Sandy Yawn does, out of nowhere for no real reason. The other thing that struck me was that Ben gets called out for a messy bunk but kissing his lead deckhand on the job is no big deal?

Brittany is responsible for drinking too much with stomach issues but holy asshole Jax, he could help her as well as himself by working on lifestyle changes together. He’s such a jerk about their son and about her too.

I find Melissa’s shore house to be very pretty with a great outdoor area. It’s a shame they all have to act like buffoons. Fuda thought a blow up doll would be so hilarious at a birthday part with children. Margaret has nothing, absolutely nothing to add to the show. Her husband looks so down. I’m sure he regrets marrying that woman. It annoys me that these pigs are using up all the Ozempic to be skinny (and uglier) when people who need it are having issues. I’ve never liked Jackie but damn. As soon as she had an opinion different than Margaret’s, the hag turned on her! Congrats to Gabriela. I always thought she was cute and not as obnoxious as Gia and Melania. Her dinner with her family looked decent. I am sick of Antonia’s goodbye, just take the kid to school already and don’t embarrass her any more than you already have.

It was bad enough having Gorga join the show his sister was on to perform like a housewife but at least there was history there and it made sense. Now these men are attacking her because of her creepy husband. I don’t expect them to be compassionate that this woman married someone who has something wrong with him but they don’t need to pile on her. They only care about their own shady criminal pasts being exposed. Fuda had a momemt at the reunion when he shut down creepy Luis and now the moron thug thinks he’s a star.

What got me was when she told the others they can’t say anything decent about Sandoval. Like she is their boss or something because she’s had a bit of luck in the breakup. The asshole needs a reality check and I don’t blame the others for going off. I’m sure Katie is only nice to her because of the stupid sandwich joint and she did like some misery loves company regarding the Toms.

The Fudas are knockoff Gorgas and the Gorgas aren’t exactly great for the show. I really hope this is Rachel’s last season.

Why does Lala get so much time to talk? She never shuts up. She waves those horrible looking nails around and all I can think of is all the nasty dirt and debris that gets caught in them. She’s gross. I also don’t believe she was “groomed” by Randall. The asshole groomed herself because she wanted to be rich. Shut up already! Tom can’t just apologize can he? Rachel taking off her clothes and jumping in the pool made him feel like a victim? What a moronic jerk he is. Im sure Katie is annoyed with Ariana. They start planning the sandwich shop since their days on the show have to be numbered. Tom and Rachel start their gross affair and finally get caught. Ariana is then given lots of opportunities while the rest of the cast is stuck with podcasts interviews. I don’t blame Ariana for ditching the sandwich shop when she could be on broadway and tv shows and commercials. I also get Katie feeling abandoned. Honestly the sandwich shop sounds like a waste of time at this point. I don’t get how Brock is such a great dad when the only kid he sees is Summer Moons. Also why doesn’t the man do something beside ride Scheanas coattails? What an odd dynamic. Side note., I find Ocean and Summer Moon to be such stupid lazy and shitty names to give a child. Lala and Scheana might find it cute now but shame on both those morons for doing that to their daughters.

What a gross group of men trying to be Real Housewives instead of letting their wives handle it. Nate seems to stay out of it. Fuda is so strange looking and the way he’s coming for Teresa is creepy. Is Frank Catania on the outs for telling Teresa about their stupid pre reunion meeting? Not another talent agency kid. She’s adorable but they don’t need this crap at that young age. Melissas family is annoying and all want to be on camera. I bet that’s why they attended the birthday party that was more for Melissa than her 18 year old. Isn’t Joe Gorga great for accepting Melissa’s gay cousin? Let’s all praise him for that why don’t we. Margaret was channeling a pickle in that awful romper. She pays a lot of money for those straw looking wigs? Really? She seemed to want to pat herself on the back for not sleeping with a pickle ball instructor. Good for Danielle for excluding camera hungry Jackie after the way she treated her last year. The reaction to Jen Fessler talking to Teresa was ridiculous. She’s an adult and can have a conversation if she wants to. Margaret and Fuda are desperate. Why didn’t Margaret play the recording if she had one? I think the envelopes were just props.

Janet is obnoxious. I don’t think the show needs her.