Chatty Cake

The more names the better. How about Foster-Fenmore-Abbott- Hastings-Barber-Winters? Then when they split, they still get 3 names each. I know there aren’t a lot of jobs in Genoa City but how is Kyle so gullible? He would be better off relieving Claire of her nanny duties for awhile. Or maybe Jack could send him to bartending school.

I can’t argue that!

Do fitness boot camps still exist? I remember them being popular about a decade ago. Good for Taleen if she is really hosting them in Dubai. I didn’t realize that she’s in great shape. I felt bad for Michael. I would have lost it long before the end of their stay. I don’t love how Caroline speaks to Sergio but he was being a pain in the ass! All those designer bags and shoes being tossed around! Brooks son was rude to the assistant. I’m guessing he learned that from Brooks. I liked Taleen taking Stanbury aside but you know the rest of the group will buzz. Sergio being disrespected is partly his own fault. He allows Caroline to speak to him like an annoying child and as a result her daughter makes cracks that she shouldn’t. After all that crap about having a baby together she mentions they can always divorce. Why was it necessary to get married in the first place?

She requested a standby chef. The first charter of guests loved his food. The second charter were repeat guests that had Eat My Cooter as their chef. This time, the primary does not like the chefs food. She went tattling to Sandy like a bitch that he served chicken and his spice is overwhelming. The next evening her royal highness attended the dinner and was underwhelmed. She called him to the bridge to warn him but he doesn’t seem to realize he is on notice. His food does seem mediocre for people with high opinions of themselves. Personally, I think Sandy has a problem with men that don’t kiss her ass enough to her liking. Last year it was Fraser and this year it’s Jono.

Sandy is absolutely disgusting. She plays favorites and now that the bosun is on her shit list, for one of her dumb rules that was never mentioned before, she traps him on the boat. A handbook would make sense so don’t expect anything like that from asshole Sandy. I thought Elle was being a douche. While what she said about nobody is going to end up with their boatmance made perfect sense, she also threw her weight around that she’s Bri’s boss so she gets first dibs on the penis. I think she’s disgusting and gross.

Has Jono worked as a chef on a yacht before? His comments about being self taught and finding a random grandma’s recipe make him seem quite inexperienced. Sandy as always does nothing to help. Iain the bosun is not leading his team. Failing to choose some games for the guests when he was told it was expected of him was laziness. The crew is losing any respect they had for him. Elle and Bri both said they didn’t care who ended up with Eyebrows guy. It’s bizarre to me that in any other environment hooking up would be frowned upon but because it’s a televised ship crew, they can behave like horny pigs.

Kyle is so dumb. Make up with mommy before you get in too deep with evil ass Victor and Audra the idiot.

I’ll have to rewatch the glass scene. I was really put off by Danielle yelling at Bill Aydin on her way out. I also thought Nate ridiculous speaking on his wife’s behalf to Jenn about her behavior when his own wife was screaming like a lunatic. Bill seems to take all the crap in stride.

Rachel is working overtime to kiss Margaret’s ass. I had to laugh when she said Marge has mom like qualities. Marges step kids for the most part are estranged from her! I will say Rachel’s little girls are cute and I felt bad for the one that just had tongue surgery. Dolores has to quit acting like Paulie has made some grand gesture by going in business with her. She can’t unsay that she wanted to get married. She said it too many times. How stupid was that fight with Jen and Danielle? Jenn was charity shaming her for lack of a better phrase and really trying to get a rise out of her. Danielle totally over reacted. I thought the “you’re diiiirrrty” was going to be something more than what it was. Compare those two to Dolores who had a reason to be mad at Jackie. Dolores calmly told her she wasn’t buying her apology. No screaming, no tears and no putting her hands on anyone. I thought it was a much better scene than the buffoonery of Danielle and Jenn.

I watched some of the episodes they aired last week. I forgot about a lot, Like MJ dating before Tommy. Reza calling off the wedding to Adam and GG taking the lie detectors. I totally forgot about the annoying Asiata and Bobby. I actually miss this show. I don’t know if they could bring it back. Reza was pretty horrible to MJ when she was having her son and I always thought they were real friends. Not sure they could come back from that. Mikes domestic abuse was also too dark for the show.

Just in Jackie’s world.

She’s very critical of other ladies looks considering she’s pretty unfortunate looking. She likes to fat shame and uses the word slob because she knows she’ll be viewed as a hypocrite if she uses the word fat.

Instead of a head massage, Sara’s kid should have been getting a nice haircut. He also doesn’t need to be so mouthy regarding his moms love life. She should keep her dating life to herself until it becomes more serious. Sergio is so sensitive. It’s fine to love your wife but does he have a job? That said, Carolines daughter was a bit disrespectful. Glad Caroline said something. I loved Lesa and her mom shopping and the scenery was so pretty.

Claire did indeed have a Little House look going on today. She’s so disgusting now that she’s a goody two shoes. Instead of swooning over her, Victoria should have been making arrangements for Claire to live elsewhere so she can finally parent her two kids that are still children. Those kids should not get stuck in that crappy little house with a lunatic pretending to be Mary Poppins. Nice of Billy to just leave them there with those assholes.

Joe Giudice took the blame and has said it was his fault for the mess they got into. I read during the time of her sentencing that the judge was ready to give her probation but she claimed her products didn’t make her any money and the judge got fed up. I would say greedy was the more appropriate term than mastermind.

I’m tired of Ellie insulting Bri in her talking heads but acting like she wants to help her to her face. If you have to tear someone else down to make yourself look better then you’re not so hot yourself. Ellie should remember how she felt when she couldn’t handle fixing sandwiches and mixing drinks. I do like the chef for some reason, but I wouldn’t get that excited about chicken for dinner either. Perhaps he felt chicken was safe for all since he had the one guest on the sheet that had to be a pretentious picky asshole. Still, he should try and dazzle the primary and give the chicken to the petty pain in the ass. Bosun, don’t throw your crew under the bus (ship). Sandy, did the bosun know you expect two crew members to always have eyes on the guests?

Her behavior reminded me of a time many years ago when I got drunk at a graduation party and was trying to come off sober to my parents.

I agree that Paulie is all kinds of red flag. I hope she does not go into business with him. I think Paulie is better than David in terms of spending time with her but he’s not ready to get engaged. Melissa wants to be the new lead of the show. I suspect when Joe brought her home years ago, Teresa wasn’t as nice to her as she could be and the stage was set for years of competition between the two. Melissa contacted Danielle Staub to expose Teresa for not being all about family like she was claiming at the time on the show. Despite the rocky times, they had a few pleasant seasons on the show but aren’t close and I believe Melissa’s end game is still to take her down. She probably thinks with Margaret and the Fudas backing her she can’t go wrong. They are all looking pathetic at this point. Jackie too.

Who was the rando that asked Paulie about his question? I would never ask a couple when they are going to get engaged unless I was super close to them and even then, if they’re in their 50s I don’t think I’d bother.

I never realized that Tuckers unkempt sticking up hair was a toupee until last weeks shift was pointed out. Now it’s all I see. Personally I think Tuckers Toupee would be a better storyline than Ashley’s Alters and way better than 85 year old turd unleashes fury on 70 year old rival.

Joe Gorga is such a nasty thing that let the show be more important than his relationship with his sister and his parents. That cutout with his face was so lame. I actually thought the lemon party looked cute until I saw it. Margaret is pathetic. She looked like crap in that dress with that wig. Why is she dragging her mom to these dumb parties? Joe Benigno is her little minion. He can’t speak to Jackie cause Marge is mad! Then the weasel was motioning Dolores to look at her phone so his wife can keep the fight going. The Benignos are disgusting. Margaret is desperate and pathetic. Jackie is also a disgrace. Calling Dolores a slob with those greasy looking extensions, those small tattoos that look like crap and who can’t even walk ? Granted it was shitty of Margaret to screenshot and send that text right then and there.

Instead of blowing smoke up Summers ass about Harrison, Chance should point out that she is nothing to him now that she’s not married to Kyle. Just like he’s a visitor Dominic’s life. The girl needs a dose of reality. If they are going to shove Claire down our throat as the nanny, they need to add something sinister to the mix. Even if it’s just seducing Kyle or maybe stealing. Must Mariah be such an asshole all the time? Gossiping about Summer again. Grow up already!

I also believe Fuda did more than sell weed at 17. As someone mentioned just own that you made mistakes and let it go. He scored some points at the reunion for coming at Louie and thought he could keep it going. Plus they all have a past of some sort. The Gorgas have been accused of some unsavory business dealings, Melissa’s boutique was selling counterfeits, Margaret was sued and a terrible boss as well as banging the help, Frank was disbarred, not sure what Paulie has going on….etc

I can’t believe I am liking this season so far. I like Aesha but please stop announcing your bodily functions! Gross. I usually am anti Sandy but I kind of agree with her in this case. Ellie is going on about becoming a chief stew yet she can’t even make drinks and get some grilled cheese going. I’m sure those brats were a pain in the ass but excuse yourself and get their snacks so they shut up! Instead she wasted time timidly trying to wake the chef twice. Sandy did say if the chef is on a break or just went down for the night then by all means go get him but if he’s been down for awhile don’t do it. Jono should have had some snacks ready and he could have been a little nicer to Ellie but he can’t let everyone walk all over him. Bri is in over her head. I think Aesha needs to spend some time with her giving her some training. I don’t care for the boatmances or the narrative that these people are so horny they just have to hump their coworkers.

The drama on this one is really dumb. Caroline Brooks is mad at Caroline Stanbury. Now she’s not mad. Now she’s mad again. Also Aayan with her crying. Now she’s okay. Now she doesn’t understand a forecast. Caroline explained how her first husband was away a lot. Kind of makes sense now that she chose the adoring Sergio. I like Lesa’s segments for the most part but I am tired of looking at those red cones pointing outward. I kind of like Taleen. She’s a lot but it works.