Chatty Cake

What Luis and Teresa discussed with the girls on vacation did not need to be shared on a podcast. Most think he’s a weirdo and creep after the warrior video, the pajamas comment and wishing harm on Margaret’s son. He should know better not to mention thongs when talking about his step daughters on a podcast! Joe Giudice said he comes off weird but that Luis is supposedly a good guy. He needs a PR rep or a coach to help him navigate whatever is left of their careers in the spotlight.

I was curious if that’s his real name but I don’t care enough to look into it. I also believe that his time on the show was an acting gig.

Am I the only one enjoying this more each week? After the awfulness of New Jersey, I find myself liking their much less toxic brand of crazy. I didn’t think the dresses were that awful for women who love dressing up. Aayan as always cries too much. Did we find out her actual age? Is she 50? To me, it sounded like they said she could be between 45 and 50. Sara needs to stop with the fake Akin drama. Nobody believes that he is your boyfriend. I kind of miss Sergio. I ragged on their relationship when they still lived with Michael but I think they’re my favorite couple on all the current housewives at this point.

This quote stood out to me: Albert said “sour grapes” is the reason Luis decided to open the lid on The Brownstone’s parking lot tax woes. Al opened theft-of-services charges against Luis Velez in municipal court for the unpaid wedding tab. “It’s because he got a black eye when he didn’t pay his bill,” Albert added. Was Al joking? After what his brother pulled on Dina and her husband, I wouldn’t joke about black eyes.

The lady guests were assholes but after Captain Sandy schooled them they were nicer. Yeah right. Joe doesn’t want any strings attached. No dates or pesky listening to a gal talk. just drop your drawers.

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I thought of this too. The older daughter seems sweet and I’d hate for her to hear that but the younger one is quite obnoxious.

After watching older episodes last week, I have to agree that it’s time to pull the plug on this show. Other than Dolores, they all seem bitter and unhappy.

This show is gross. Shannon made a mistake. She has to live with it. Why do the Rat and Jugs get to scream at her? Jansens a loser. He gives Jugs receipts to use against his ex? Get a job instead of suing your ex, Loser!

I’m not big into watching the healing activities but I find it hilarious that they have a screaming fight the night before. Go on the retreat with someone so hungover they have to stop the car. Get back and later that night start screaming about being gifted something in mustard yellow. Granted, I wouldn’t want mustard yellow either, but calm down! You’re supposed to be healed.

I believe Dolores. Margaret knew Dolores wouldn’t be interested in taking down Teresa and Luis. Marge called the get together a reunion prep or something but they wanted to practice their lines against Teresa. She did invite Frank but I think his loyalty is to Dolores.

My favorite part of the episode was Caroline asking Sergio to stop sending pics and him saying that he wants to go on a girls trip with her. LOL I think the dress drama will be comical too.

Joe Gorga has carried Melissa on the show for years and both had to ride Teresa’s coattails. Even Joes big moment this season was throwing a card from you know who on the fire. If Margaret had proof of Luis calling her son, I’m sure she would have showed it by now. She couldn’t wait to out her friend of a few years to Dolores.

My point was more about Faith being a bitch to a kid who looks up to her. The kid shouldn’t have snuck a drink but she did. I’m sure lots of 14 year olds drink. Faith got her out of there but she was so mean about it. She should have just stayed home with her cuckoo bird mom. And yes Daniel and Heather are morons for letting their loser kid go out with someone’s Faiths age.

That sucks that I missed a reveal due to a storm warning. When the local news cut in, Steffy and Hope were still going back and forth over Brookes success. I guess they are gearing up for a Logan vs whatever Steffy and Taylor are.

It’s a bit much but I did enjoy watching season 2 yesterday. Teresa’s housewarming, Audrianas christening, the trip to Italy etc. Other than Danielle, they enjoyed each other. Today season 3 is on when Melissa and Joe brought their toxicity and jealousy.

Most concert venues even in small towns do not allow regular purses these days. They allow these small things, you have to open them for security and you aren’t allowed to bring a bottle of water in. That said, Lucy didn’t look all that drunk. Faith is being mean to her. She should just tell her she isn’t interested in a friendship with her.

I’m sure the Gorgas are impressed with their sauce commercial but I saw Teresa had a table flip commercial for House of Villains which she will be on this fall. I don’t personally like Margaret’s decor or style but I’ll give her credit for doing her own thing while the other housewife homes tend to look the same. You would think with several overweight/obese children, brothers with weight problems and Jenn Aydin herself using Mounjaro and surgery that she wouldn’t go in on Nate for his chest of all things. Nate looks good by the way, I guess he and Danielle posted some photos. Good for him.

I know Iain isn’t setting the bosun world on fire but I think Sandy is on his case a bit too much. It’s like she wants him to fail so she can light him up. Bri is not doing herself any favors either. Ellie is full of herself but not a very good stew so Bri should just work harder and let Ellie self destruct. I mean she can’t even make a good porn star martini. Joe singing the song about how easy the stews are should be an eye opener to both of the morons that they don’t need to give him more attention.

I think that’s a good idea. I would love to see Melissa and Margaret’s faces! I don’t think the viewers are happy with Luis right now. I saw an article speculating about the possibility of revolving the new show around Danielle.

Season 2 has been on today and there’s Melissa with a very different face laughing and cheesing for the camera at the Giudice housewarming even though she didn’t like Teresa back then.

While I think Luis is creepy I don’t think Marge is much better. She pretends to be a friend but holds on to years of texts just in case she needs to throw someone under the bus. She claims she was upset that Jackie didn’t reach out to her when her cuckolded ex husband passed but it was really about Jackie switching teams. Which I’m not sure why she did that but I guess the woman was desperate to stay on the show.

I don’t get what he has against Margaret’s son either. Btw, I think it was her stepson on a previous season and not her biological son but I may be mistaken. I believe Marge said he did not want to be in the spotlight at all and that’s why Luis calling him upset her so much. There is something off about him. I think when he started dating Teresa , he was full of affirmations and other bullshit but now that he’s married, he can relax into his true self. Gia insisted this season that he’s a great guy but I find that hard to believe.

I thought Dolores’ reaction to Margaret lying about inviting her to reunion takedown meeting was a bit extreme,. Frank Catania had said he was invited but declined to attend. I don’t see her inviting Teresa’s good friend to her own burn meeting. Hypocrite that she is, she was outraged about Teresa’s meeting when she had her own. Margaret was absolutely miserable this season and her behind the scenes calling everyone and being in touch with the ex show her obsession with Teresa and Luis. She is also a terrible friend for outing Jackie like she did. I have never been a Jackie fan but I do think the affair rumor that Teresa started really hurt her. She looked pathetic walking away from the restaurant at the end. Rachel isn’t good at fighting and might as well not have been there. I think Danielle was ready to make things better with Jenn Aydin but Jenn was determined to act like an asshole. The comment about Nate was mean and unnecessary. He’s been rather mild and nice to everyone. He didn’t deserve that. Melissa didn’t add anything to the final dinner although I didn’t think Teresa should call her a whore over and over. Teresa just screeches and screams at everyone. She doesn’t let anyone speak so I rarely hear the entire conversation. I think Luis helped ruin the show. Not that they wouldn’t have fought otherwise but he certainly didn’t help Teresa as far as the show.

I see why there is no reunion. They already screamed at each other, called each other names, outed Jackie and called out one of the husbands chest.