emmawoodhouse

I was ready 30 years ago. 😁

The Denver/Portland game is far more entertaining. Dame is blowing up!

A little message to her cousins? Women who mistakenly think they are all those things.

Did you omit Jana?

Yeah, last night there was something about a pig that had absolutely nothing to do with the cake. Can't stand the schtick.

I've been holding Boobchelle's feet to the fire for years for their failures. If still may have been more nature than nurture, but they never gave him a fighting chance to get better. And when he cheated? Send him off to Jesus Camp for 6 months. He just learned more platitudes to spout to lull his wife and parents into thinking he'd been cured. If anything, his sociopathy got even worse as he further compartmentalized his life.

Jeremy was an ass to someone on Jinger's account. A pic of Jeremy. The person noted that he likes to have his picture taken. He replied that she was following Jinger's account, heavily implying that you will see lots of pics of him there. He didn't need to be such a jerk about it.

Have any of the women pressed charges? If not, they should. This asshole needs to have his phone taken away.

I posted because so many of us had the same question as the person who posted on IG. Now we know how they get out so much.

Or if the judges know Flay at all, they'll know his food by the addition of chilies in every.single.dish.

The more you know...

I was like "burgers again???"

David claimed that they were at a camp revival on Saturday, which was why he didn't reply to his mother's birthday greetings (both by phone and FB). Jill posted a Memorial Day vignette a couple of hours ago. She actually didn't preach for once.

When isn't it "date night?" 🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CPj9pYZFIDx/?utm_medium=copy_link

Apparently he doesn't know how stupid he looks. Country and hipster don't mix.

Jeremy had a 2BR apartment. They had visitors, but I'm but sure how soon after they were married they started showing up.

I dunno. I got married in 1994, and cake smashing was discussed. We actually opted for an Italian creampuff tower, so that didn't become an issue. 😁

Serena... all she is missing is a fanny pack. 😂

She's probably already threatened to withhold sex if he cake smashes her.

😂 That was harmless. Of course, I'm sure plenty of bleacher creatures throughout the league were hurling cokehead insults when he was in the field.

Mason! God bless Mason! (tm Julie Andrews) 😀

Of COURSE they went to Eataly. 🙄

Nothing a punch in the face wouldn't fix. He's not known as Punchable Aunt Cade for nothing! 😂

Shervin sighting!

Yeah, I mentioned Kyrie fucking with the logo on center court in my last post. A ref had to come over and stand on it so it wasn't further "defiled." The vast majority of fans in all sports are happy to be back. Hell, the scene in Montreal yesterday brought a tear to my eye. Unfortunately, assholes have always existed. They just stand out more now as complete morons. Why waste all that money to throw bottles, spit, lob casual racial slurs, etc?