Grifter Lives

"Hey, Babe" in that high-pitched voice!

Kobe is packing and moving to that one-bedroom apartment in Columbus, Oh, that was in his search history.

Why isn't Temperature at the party? Where are the other groomsmen?

In one of the extra scenes, Jabroni said that they're getting married in the AirBnB that they're residing in, too. Is Grandma going to be with them? Also, why didn't she travel with them, since she showed up immediately after them?

So, Grandma could leave the state, but Mama Jibroni couldn't. What kind of crazy laws does South Dakota have? Don't forget: It's all due to Jabroni's impulsiveness.

Hey! They're not matching.

I think that Yves would look more like that, if she married well earlier.

Ari's resigned to the fact that Leandro won't object to the wedding at the key moment, just like in all the movies.

Thais didn't want to be on the yacht, because she wanted to resolve their (her) issues. Patrick tells her to have fun. The friends tell her not to break his heart. So, Thais goes on to drag everyone down with her complaints and doubt.

"That's classy. It's beautiful. That's me. It's modern." And, the best she could do is marry Bile.

That is totally a catty move on Bile's sister behalf. Her remarks reveal it. "It should be bigger," "You really don't know what you want," etc. . What a nasty hag.

I'm sure that TikTok video will go viral, after all, it's another Bilal joke.

Thais to her instant best friend on the yacht: "In Brazil, we have a lot of respect for parents." Thais also drags out the cliches of communication problem and last-minute doubts about getting married. She is one of the most boring fiances. As is Bini, who said, "Dr. Fred is here to help me get ready," after he's shaving Dr. Fred's head. I guess he made progress from "Dr. Weinberg," to "Dr. Fred."

Did the GoFundMe pay for the birthday brunch? How is birthday brunch different from Sunday brunch, avocado toast brunch, waffles brunch, and the other brunches they always post? I guess a birthday is no cause to smile and squint.

Posting this weirdness here, because I don't know where else: Hotel Diva pasted one of my posts from here on Reddit. I'm not Hotel Diva and don't post on Reddit.

That is a crazy and ridiculous post. Why is a photo from Oprah Winfrey screaming, "You get a car! You get a car!" cropped into the bottom corner of a Steven "7 Habits of Highly Effective People" Covey quote? The Instagram handle in the watermark is for a LulaNo retailer, from whom Meri copied the post. But the original post was just the Covey quote. Is the version Meri posted the work of Lizzie's Inn in-house graphic artist, Audg, or Meri herself? And all of three people - none of them Meri - liked the original post, but not enough to leave a text or emoji comment. That Oprah moment isn't even relevant to the quote that someone would add it. All members of Oprah's audience that day actually were products of their circumstances. They had little to no input in the show topic that would be taped the day they attended, or the car they'd receive.

Thank you for laughs & fun! I finally caught up with this series, but I could not keep up with my fellow snarkers' wit. See you in the forums!

Why do we have to hear every bite Marcus takes? It's disgusting.

Wasn't that a completely different shirt than the one that he shows up in?

Diabetes and blood pressure are chronic conditions. Berta is like Penelope in the Odyssey, ever weaving that loom.

Did this 21-year old April nearly double in weight since their date?

Is that a big bottle of body lotion in a plastic bag on the side of Danielle's backpack? Gross.

Dannniellle ponders, "I wonder why it's so hard to communicate sometimes." Well, maybe it's the translator app, and the subtitles that say, "Spanish."

Derrick shrinks each week. It was especially noticeable as he passed the refrigerator, and it's always obvious when they're at the counter. Even though their house is custom-built - by them - counter-height for them is closer to chest-level than waist-level.