Grifter Lives

Yves & Mohammed: Walk Out Like an EgypTeem

There's a photo of Shaeda and Bile on the internet when they were spotted in NYC. She was wearing that sweatsuit outfit that we just saw. But, the photos were in daylight. They're leaving in darkness.

Ari said it again - She loves Bini, but she doesn't know if Bini loves her.

They're discussing the wine-throwing, which was from The Other Way or Happily Ever After. Meanwhile, no mention of Leandro's frequent visits, which continued in this season.

I almost think that it's intentionally bad so we look forward to the most deplorable cast available for Happily Ever After. Sharp has lowered the bar again and again.

Kobe and Emily's co-parenting? They're married, and Kobe wasn't allowed anywhere near Koban, unless Emily or her mother was there to chastise him.

Despite Jabroni's professing his love, and Daveed's attack of her, Miona stays onstage.

Let's hope that John is backstage to greet him. Instead, we'll see Kenny and Tim.

Mama Jabroni was invited, but declined, to attend the tell-nothing. And, Sharp absolutely could not possibly arrange a webcam. It's that darn South Dakota parole or stagecoach issue that prevents her travel.

As soon as a woman confronts Jabroni, he declares that her marriage won't last.

Avi could take on Jibroni with his 3-year-old's tae kwon do.

They have eaten take-out meals every single break. Maybe it's just editing.

Bile was surprised that Emily didn't take Kobe directly home. Meanwhile, he staged that knee-slapping funny prank.

The pre-nush means nothing. I thought that her clause was that they have a baby before she turns 40.

What was Jabroni even trying to argue? John triggered him, from his (Jabroni's) childhood bullying. John is self-identified trailer park trash and thus prompted Jabroni's threatened flouncing. Patrick and Thais are "good people," so Jabroni was defending them from Patrick's own brother.

Will-Call was too early for John to start drinking.

Rebecca, Avery and the rest of the cast wouldn't return to the stage with Angela after Angela physically confronted Avery and her mother onstage. Rebecca had to intervene. Angela and her daughter were interviewed separately, possibly days later. Jesse was unnecessarily invited to that tell-all, and Avery and Tim refused to shake his hand in the green room. Angela then barreled through and yelled at them about disrespectful they were to her great friend. Jibjab's refusal, though, was just leading to his flounce crescendo. He had already challenged Bini to a fight and was cruel to Ari and John. He couldn't take what he was giving. Shawn, of course, had ignored Jijab's taunts to ask Patrick how he feels about Thais and John's relationship. Maybe an updated tell-all contract requires at least one flounce and one refusal to return. The cast member who agrees to fulfill the clause earns an extra $50.

It was ridiculous that Kenny was so eager to get the inside scoop from John. (It wasn't shown if he did on the preview.) John is an open book, and Patrick and Thais had no story without him. They should have wanted to intervene and tell Jibjab to behave - either for him to stop making more of a fool of himself, or for them to hear more about the other couples, or to call him out for his blatant hypocrisy and cowardice. But, then, Kenny and Tim are useless filler themselves. At least Ari stood up for herself, but the issue was immediately dropped. The professionals told Papa Nostrils how to angle his webcam, and he relished the spotlight. Of course, Shawn didn't go after him about his stereotyping all Americans, specifically disliking Patrick or anything from the season. Instead, we were told to feel the love between him and Thais.

"My advice: Walk through the doors that open up for you. Don't see one? Pivot and find one!" Even her inspirational quotes imply passivity and victimhood. She should be the #StrongWoman who opens the door, if not breaks it down so others can enter, too. She almost sounds like she's looking for automatic doors and doormen, as if she can't open a door herself. #NotMakingItHappen

Kobe already got a job and was working, including all the overtime that he wanted, in a lab alone (conditions approved by Emily). Yet, the big announcement was that Bini got his work authorization. Bini then declared that he'll work on his MMA career and be a father. Nobody else addressed their job search or employment. Kobe's accomplishment went without fanfare, even though he's the only one who seemed to find a job - in Salinas, KS, nonetheless.

Is there a Pillow Talk for this? (Not that I'd watch.) Maybe Sharp's just being cheap by employing Tim & Kenny here.

Jabroni predicts that Patrick and Thais will last, despite Patrick's one or two previous marriages. Dr. Phil would disagree.

Kara, meet your future.

I'd love to see it. But, this is where Jibjab is stupid. If he fights with John, 'roid-rage Patrick will surely join in. He would be in another 3-day (minimum) coma instantly against those two.