Grifter Lives

Yves has really aged.

That's Infactuation. Rod Stewart sung about it.

Shaeda consulted a lawyer back home!

He and Knight John had to review the Man Code.

Thais: My father is my best friend. So I withheld life-changing plans and then lied about them when I finally did tell him.

John is also in the garage, with a case of beer.

This is my predicament with the upcoming season. I despise all the couples and hope never to see them again, but I would miss this forum. . .

She had it when he was en route. She told her parents that she didn't use it yet. And, she still hasn't.

That they're playing a board game in a coffee shops suggests that neither of them has any other place to meet. Of course, Robyn's guest house is off-limits. If Christine was staying in a hotel during filming, she should have hosted Janelle in the lobby or a lounge there.

For an international underwear model, Kobe looked passive and uncomfortable at his tuxedo fitting. The store and sales associate looked the same from Emily's bridal gown shopping scene, Yet again, Mother Emily was hovering over Kobe so that she and Emily can criticize his fathering skills. And, Emily's father is so against the wedding that he goes to the tuxedo fitting, too. Just having to see mouth-breather Bile on the screen disgusts me. Yet, he ups the ante and his condescending passive-aggressiveness with his air quotes every time he says "talk" in reference to Shaeda's request. Shaeda is working the script with her dumb line, "You love love, but you put business first." And she throws in the, "I gave up everything to come here and marry you." I wonder if he will be her agent in the deal for the yoga studio and charge and keep the commission. After all, it's his real estate empire. He's a jerk for saying that he'll consider Shaeda's pre-nush counter-proposal, and for telling a 37-year old woman who has called off 3 engagements that marriage isn't just a fairytale. I can't and won't start with Orthodox Christian Bini in his oversized cross settling on a Jewish wedding because the chuppah includes the colors of the Ethiopian flag front & center, and because it makes Ari's parents happy. I wonder what her wedding ceremony with Leandro was like. Ari's cell phone looked like a full-sized tablet in the back pocket of her mom-jeans.

Yves was engaged to Tharan's father for 8 years, but they never married. In some articles, she explains that she never felt emotionally supported. They do seem to share custody. I can't fathom how Mohammed would emotionally support her, since he's whiny, nagging, self-centered, rude, intolerant and immature and only wants his mommy.

I believe that they were at the Women's Birth & Wellness Center. If so, the local hospital would have UNC Hospital in Chapel Hill.

Patrick will win. She'll be too busy, fighting John for the morning bottle of vodka.

Omicron's on his way.

How could Ari go wedding dress shopping without Leandro? Also, that looked like a somewhat conservative wedding gown. How can she have a temple wedding with an Ethiopian Orthodox Christian groom? (I know, it's TLC.)

Yves needs to call the posse and drown her sorrows.

And they're all famewhores.

Here's a plan that Emily and Kobe missed: Return the rings, don't buy the dress and take the $4K he brought to rent a cheap apartment. Then, tell the parents.

She does speak English, and, this week, she has friends.

No. Bile remains the worse. But, this season, they're all so awful that it's a tight competition. Mohammed is the worst of the foreign fiances.

Mohammed: If you didn't want to take care of me, you shouldn't have [brought] me here. Also, Mohammed: I need my green card stat so that I can start to work (code for "bring my mommy here).

What, exactly, has Mohammed done for the first 25 years of his life that he has such urgency now?

Every week, Kara reminds us that she's such an iconoclast. She's the life of the party, charismatic, etc. Right now, she's Popeye: I yam who I yam.

And they probably are the ones who sponsored her for the fiance visa. Or, at the minimum, they knew that she was coming here on a fiance visa and had 90 days to marry once she arrived.

Guillermo did not have TLC friends, because Kara won't let him. She was shocked that he talked to "people."