Grifter Lives

"That's a question I've been baffling about." Bilal is such an idiot that he doesn't even realize it.

Did Emily buy her ring in Rock City? How many jewelry stores are in Salinas that Kobe & Family Emily would go to a different jewelry store than Emily herself did days or weeks earlier?

If no wi-fi, it's because Alina moved to Argentina.

This is the most fascinating part of the season. Bilal's insufferableness distracts from Emily's, which distracts from Ari's. You can almost forget about Kara when she's not onscreen. Each of these characters is lucky that they're on the same season as people equally as awful or more awful.

Emily's father is a douchebag. He reiterates and is resigned to, "What Emily wants, Emily gets," as he goes with Kobe to buy a ring for Emily. He claims he's there to keep Kobe's expenses reasonable, but he obviously has never set any expectations or sense of reality with his own daughter, Emily. Then, he leaves the store, sighing heavily. And, as @magemaud noted, Emily's sister knows that Emily already bought herself a ring. Yet, she plays somewhat dumb about knowing Emily's preferences. TLC used the obligatory mattress-shopping scene in the Kalani-Asuelo story, too. There, Kalani and her sister had their heart-to-heart about Kalani's sex life, because a mattress store is the most appropriate place for that, of course. Nonetheless, Emily's father can't hold a candle to Bilal. The man needs to study verbs. "I'm baffling. . ." Shaeda has been feeling queasy every episode. And, Bilal has stated how he's been hurt in love before, in every episode. There's no explanation why Leandro shows up in Princeton, especially around Ethiopian New Year (September 11). Bini marked Ari as his territory with his welcoming kiss. And, his MMA career isn't going to cover his rent if he only has one fight every few months.

I'm surprised that Dr. Fred allowed Ari to go to "her New York-based aesthetician," especially for supposedly medically-necessary Botox (for teeth-grinding) and a dangerous BBL. Worse, many dentists offer cosmetic procedures, especially Botox, to supplement their practices - to the chagrin of plastic surgeons and dermatologists. But, then Ari would have had to pay or pay more for the procedures if she went to a medical professional. The article also states that she lost 50 pounds from breastfeeding (sic) "baby number one," as if another is on the way or already here (Well, in Bini's case. . . ), rather than raise her well-known history of eating disorders. If breastfeeding is the secret to weight loss, Emily should be an international underwear supermodel by now.

One theory that floated around was that Leandro married Ari to study in the United States. It was easier to get a fiancé visa than a student visa, and the timing of their marriage tracks.

So, is this Win 1 or Win 2 of his total MMA history?

Let's hope that she washes them like she's preparing a chicken.

Bile, self-declared Esq. Nevermind that they're already spiritually married, and religion is the most important aspect of marriage for Bile, according to him last week.

Just like the gondola, Bile wears the blanket all for himself. I hate him.

The fight is interrupted when Ari takes down the countdown girls. My computer froze earlier, so I'll add this now with the previews: Thais looked wide when she walked out of the kitchen. I write this, because she's supposedly a model and her potential income or cah-rear-er (TM Pao) never arose in their discussion about finances.

It's daylight, too!

I think that is a BOGO - She wore similar for the tell-all, if I recall. The nanny/maid is really working the hairstyles.

Bille always finds some semi-juvenile activity to take Shaeda on - electric scooters, Ferris wheel, fake gondola.

Cold-shoulders dress - not in style in 2020, 2021 or 2022. Also that dress is too young for 29-year old Kara.

Maybe Audrey is completely dedicated to the very important, high-pressure job of social media director for Lizzie's Heritage Inn. "Send me money so I can try new food and coffee in a new city." If nobody sends them money, they will be doomed to drive back and forth to Parowan in order to subsist on Rice Krispy treats and cinnamon buns. They're moving to a new city. By default, necessity and circumstance, they're going to encounter new food and coffee. The stupidity is as appalling and blatant as the grifting.

Where to begin? If no response, message us after 48 hours. If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours. Why not just message one or all of them (after you search for and find their addresses, since they don't bother to share) initially on Facebook or Instagram? "I have read and understand," or "Option 2." What is Option 2? I guess you have to message at least twice on Days 2 & 3 of waiting to learn. "What country are you in?" That's for people who take this assessment while on international vacations. And, if they live in Canada, wouldn't that be a hard stop, if Plexus is banned there. "There is no right or wrong" Brown to choose. There are 4 Brown options, but only 3 choices of goals. This should have been 4 If/Then statements (e.g., If you choose, 'I feel sluggish,' then you join Janelle.) "Please send me the combo options based on my answers above." Then, why did anyone need to fill out a health assessment? Or, maybe everyone gets that mysterious Option 2. No mention of a dildo incentive. . . Also, wasn't Aspyn shilling Plexus for a moment? Maybe she's one of their downlines.

He could become a CADD drafter.

Yet she demanded one from him in all the earlier episodes - when he arrived, when they toured Salinas. And she asked her parents to fund the wedding. They created her. Family Emily all deservers each other. (I like Kobe.)

Emily will do her part by breastfeeding Koben through high school. That sacrifice, however, prevents her from ever holding a full-time job.

Chelsea came out shortly after they divorced. She's now in the cannibus industry. Yamir did an interview a while ago. I believe he's in Chicago, and there was a clip of him in a studio, rapping. He should not be mistaken for Space Ca$h or confused with the Black Serbs.

Similarly, Kobe should have attended the "Will you pay for our wedding?" conversation. The guy can never win. He has now been tagged-teamed by Family Emily for suffering her stupidity.

Jabroni: I was on the beach for three days, and I said, "Alright. I got a little blacker." He said a lot.

Daveed "Dacho": Don't make me knock you into a coma for 3 days again.