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Baby Covid is always attached to Emily's boob, and her mother is always hovering around, disapprovingly.

It must cost a billion dollars, because Bile is so ultra-wealthy and successful. I still contend that it's Value City or Bob's Discount Furniture. I'll give him Raymour & Flannigan at top end.

Is it an air couch? Code for "AirBnB."

Isn't determining that something is wrong for someone judgmental? Yet, paragraphs later, Meri declares, And this line must apply to polygamists: "They shouldn't have to fear persecution for (sic) who they love. "

Well, a blow job on a fake, but income-generating, dildo is more action than she's seen in more than a decade, and it would be more rewarding and less degrading. Janelle looks better, in part, because she's not over-emoting. All the "lifestyle branding" photo shoots must have paid off. Meanwhile, imagine what possibly could be out of view to generate their very different responses. . .

I just watched Bini's conversation with his sisters. The translation was consistently, "When Ari spilled wine, " not, "When we threw wine in her face." And the sisters joked that Ari spilled wine because she was drunk, not because she told them that she was happy that she'd never have to see them again. Bini confided in his sisters that he's apprehensive about meeting Ari's family, because they know all about their difficulties, and they think that he cheated on her. Bini and his sisters agreed that it would be good if Ari sponsors Bini, even if the relationship falls apart, so that he can stay in the United States. In his talking head, Bini said that he has to stay with Ari because he lost his first son and doesn't want to lose this family (Ari & Avi). If I were the mother of his first child, her husband or the child, I'd be livid about his insincerity and exploitation. And, he should have fretted about meeting Ari's family to Ari - as if it would have helped - not to his sisters. Instead, he just let Ari browbeat him into postponing their inevitable bickering about whatever he said in NYC. For all his pining for his first child, he never brought up actually wanting to contact the child or reuniting with him. I didn't have time to ruminate more on how much I dislike this couple and their fake drama, because Bile & Shaeda on the gondola was the next scene.

Add Bini to the list, too.

How could Yve not think, "Shut up! I'm old enough to be your mother, and I'm not taking orders from a 23-year old misogynist!"

If Mohammed's not going to marry a woman in a bikini, their damn beach wedding is off.

I'm with Jabroni. I'm tired about hearing about the damn beach wedding.

Miona for the win: I left everything to be here with you.

The trip to Chicago for the Blackface Serbs is a godsend for Jabroni. He can use it as the excuse to have a city hall wedding (which is all they need) and let her live in Chicago, a big city, for awhile, while promising her the beach wedding when they hit it big.

So Kara hasn't changed at all in the 10 years since high school, and that's why Rapper Boy's warnings are so relevant and profound. Guillermo, at Age 23, is infinitely more mature than she is.

Emily calls breastfeeding "boobing." Two birds with one stone.

He looks more like a rapper than the high school reunion ex.

Bini's wearing his big ol' cross, but Ari forgot her Star of David. Also, he must have packed their entire wardrobe of Ethiopian garb.

Just when Emily couldn't get worse, she says that she knows exactly how she wants to raise Covid, and Kobe has to fall in line. I'm disgusted. Yet, Bilal remains the most offensive.

Koben's been crying every episode. He's probably one of the loudest, noisiest babies on this entire series. It's not like Emily is a great mom..

Vanilla Ice is contesting the paternity test.

Chris doesn't look like a rapper. And, what's-her-face is 29. Why would her being engaged be a surprise? I bet you some of her classmates are already married, divorced, have kids.

Shaeda wants her own child, but she doesn't connect with his two children. Bile says that they're just getting to know each other, but they were spiritually married, and she's here on a fiancee visa. They can't keep the script straight.

So, Bile is cold and wears the blanket, while Shaeda isn't. And, what's that tacky bench on the boat? Why isn't he showing her his boat?

Shaeda has had the worst week ever.

Sisters Bini are quite the immigration lawyers, financial advisors and travel agents. If it's not Jihoon's.

The man said that he had only seen NYC in the movies. He also said, "I could live here," conceptually, to show how much he liked it. He wasn't saying, "Break the lease. Forfeit Dr. Weinstein's deposit, because we're moving today." Maybe they're angling for Green Acres as the Happily Ever After season.