Grifter Lives

My first thought: Christine is a fool. Not only because of Plexus, but because she's co-mingling Plexus with a cooking show. It risks TLC's further involvement. Maybe she thinks that the similarity to the TLC venture will draw a bigger audience. But, TLC seems very strict about unpaid promotions. She has a limited a skillset, but she shouldn't bite the hand that feeds her.

She just spent time and money on that lifestyle & branding photographer, who took many professionally-staged photos of her, Janelle and their Plexus bottles. Then she posts this photo, where absolutely nothing looks good.

Coffee, instead of Plexus? And, even with Plexus, she has been struggling for 5-6 weeks?

So, his mother doesn't live in that house. Maybe that's his grandmother decor. And, where are the owners? Did he do a house-swap with them for the night or put them up in a hotel for his dumb prank. I hate him.

Bilal just gave up his gig: A person can wear a nice suit. It doesn't mean that he lives in a nice house. Just like, a person can declare himself a 'hood-bougie, successful real estate investor/agent who's concerned that women will only love him for his material wealth and possessions. Meanwhile, he's just a complete douchebag. I hate him more each time I have to see him.

Shaeda: I gave up everything to be here with you. In the Caribbean, we call it a 2x4 hole.

And Sandusky, Dimwiddie, anywhere beyond the tent or shack in Jibri's parents' unmowed backyard.

Did she say, "Let's see Rocky?" like Mt. Rushmore?

The Black Serbs will be a one-hit wonder with, "Shy Miona." The Knack will sue them for copyright infringement.

Cold Shoulders had 6 glasses in front of her. I think that someone noted that they had done 3 flights.

You're the most vivacious, liveliest Instagram person that I know. At Age 48. No wonder they drink.

Cold shoulders are still in style on TLC,

Even though he hasn't been on our screen for 5 minutes, I'm still annoyed at what a douchebag he is. Last week, in his introduction, his sister cries, because he's been hurt by his ex-wife. He had claimed that he woke up one day and realized that he was no longer in love with her, and they're better friends now than during their marriage. This week, he's harping on his caution and all his dumb tests, which are just deception and manipulation. And, in every scene, he's so smug and impressed with himself. What a complete loser - more so than David Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm or others, because they seemed to have little to no self-awareness.

That's also Bilal's childhood home.

Kara said it: Guillermo gave up everything to be here.

They're opting for "Mi Amor," instead of the TLC-obligatory, "Baby."

She did her friend the night before.

I thought, "Even dumb people can find love. This may be the couple that lasts." I almost wrote, "worked," but that would be wrong.

I see it! Libby's face looked like a big toe; Emily's head is shaped like a big toe.

The Salinas airport is busier than Kansas City's.

I think that his underwear are pink, so the rip won't be so obvious.

It looks like Jibri is moving into the basement of his parents' house. And, last week, he was setting up that clothing rack. This week, he has added two cheap, plastic hangers - he must use those to hang his easily-ripped pants.

Even Jibri's socks have faces on them!

The bee in my bonnet is also that he claims that he's a successful real estate investor/agent. His whole story starts to unravel, if she begins to ask, "Are you really a slumlord? How many building violations are open against you?"

That's Emily's storyline! And the lingerie