Grifter Lives

He needs a pussy with wifi.

I'm awkward and uncomfortable watching this Ben montage. How can he live with himself, and be self-righteous? The producers hate him to devote this much time to humiliate him.

Ben is never, ever going to be cool.

And Mike spends more than that on furniture, rent, etc..

Jessica has lipstick all over her teeth.

Wasn't Ben behind on child support payments or alimony? But, he had $1K to send to Hogs?

She's sitting in the 90DF in-the-moment pose for women. The producers haven't used it as much, but Anfisa, Chantel and even Libby all sat that way.

A direct command from the Lord Himself.

Here comes Mike.

Ella's appetite is back.

Ben-ya-min's friend Jessica should claim that Gino sent her the topless Jasmine picture, too. Just so we can see Jasmine explode.

There are a minister and a psychiatric nurse on that panel, as well as a volunteer firefighter and home health aide. Yet, none of them shows any type of compassion or support.

Men and women can be platonic friends. It's less likely, however, that is the intention, if they're on Asian Chat.

I watched the sneak peak earlier today. In part, so I can keep up with the snark here. How can these people pretend that these relationships are real or legitimate? It's infuriating. Jasmine and Jessica ask better questions than Shawn. But, then, that's a low bar.

Ella can have a long-distance relationship, and a vibrator. Memphis couldn't wait for sexy time in Tunisia.

Kimbaaly should be giving this lecture to Usman. They're all ganging up on Ella because they think they're superior.

According to her Instagram, the photographer is a branding & lifestyle photographer. I don't know of any doughnut MLMs. . .

OK. I watched, because I thought that I could stand half an hour. It was unbearable, and I regret every minute. This video was like someone who calls you, tells you to hold on and then conducts a full, entirely different conversation with someone else, making you suffer through it. The highlights (?) were Meri said that you can ask about that show, but this isn't a tell-all or a venue for that show or the family. She referred to it as "that show" exclusively. They said that they weren't able to see questions, but then spent the time answering questions. Someone wrote, "All the clothes you wear on your show are from your clothing line." Meri confirmed, but then said, "Except when we filmed last week." She directs you to meribrown.com. (You can find Jenn's site on her bio.) Meri "finally roped Jenn in" to selling LuLaRo. She quickly said, "I forced her," then giggled and immediately clarified, "Just joking. That's not how we work in LuLaRo." As if it weren't an MLM. Jenn is broadcasting with a rack of LuLaRo clothing behind her, blocking a badly painted door. They met a Murder for Hire in Las Vegas about 10 years ago. They lived about a mile away from each other in Las Vegas. Jenn is now in Utah. Someone in Austin wants to sell Meri's clothes. She directed the potential victim to her website. Of course, she was excited. Meri has a Honda VTX 1300 motorcycle, but she doesn't know if she wants to ride it. She has not ridden it since Kody's brother's accident (about 10 years), or since Las Vegas, because the roads were so bad. Her general life advice (upon request): "Be happy and be nice. (Jenn: Don't spit into the wind.) I basically just learned it's nice to be nice. It's nice to not let other people affect you, because we all have this inner strength, inner power, inner wisdom in us that we shouldn't let all the people that we don't even know (random people on Instagram) . . . affect us. They don't pay our bills, they don't care about us. They just like to be mean." Meri addressed the comment, "You're so lucky you don't know what poor is." She said that luck did not have anything to do with anything, but opportunity that she grasped hold of. "You don't know anything about my life really before maybe 10 years ago. So, that's not an accurate statement for you to just place on me. Just sayin'." Jenn chimed in, "Everyone has had their ups and their downs." Meri looked stoned. And, she kept on saying, "It's fine," "Whatever," and "Just sayin'" in a sing-song-y tone. She got a haircut yesterday. She said that she drinks her healthy green caffeine all day every day - "a chlorofillin', like from plants," so she thinks that she doesn't have to eat her veggies."

She explained, "It's his culture," for the bingo card. As if all other cultures survived without children. . . She also claimed in her earliest episodes that she was alright with his polygamy so that he could have children. They should have invited her paid friends to the tell-all, and her son should have remained anonymous.

As I read this, I looked up to the screen and saw Kim in green. She looks like Herman Munster.

"Draining your balls" is less crass and uncomfortable than knowing that this whole schtick is Jasmine & Geno's foreplay.

Just to remind us how disgusting and pathetic Benjamin is: Geno is competition for Jessica, and he didn't even have to compete in person.

I think the tell-all is $1500.

Shawn with the obligatory, no-explanation, "Caleb and whats-her-face aren't here.""