Grifter Lives

According to his LinkedIn profile, they're in Queens (no specific area), and he's a content creator and yogi with a high school education.

One of the worst versions of Bang, Marry, Kill. Thank you again, 90DF

The worst is that TLC has the foreign fiances saying it, too. It crushes me when I hear Armando - with his impeccable English - say it, and Jasmine or Alina, who are both fluent, may have said it as well. There's no way that they didn't learn, know and hear the proper declension all their lives. P.S.: I'm a proud Pittsburgher, and I'd rip out my tongue before I would ever say, "Yinz."

Janelle will face the wrath of Kody, as will Christine if she is still around. In the tell-all, he complained about some of his wives (i.e., Christine and Janelle) forming in a clique and deemed them horribly mean to their sister wives (i.e., Robyn, since Meri's already discarded). When he said it, he probably had Thanksgiving and their clandestine COVID gatherings in mind, but I can also see him calling their Plexus endeavors a clique, just to further minimize them.

And she thinks that it will override the visa obligations.

How does Memphis' wig change color so easily?

Ah, c'mon, Kimbaaaly, there's got to be at least one Michael Jackson imposter who can moonwalk into your heart somewhere out there. Don't give up, you hopeless romantic!

And, he's too poor!

I just burst out laughing at his close-up.

Like that tattoo on her hand

Tonight, I just rolled my eyes. Usually, I'd be laughing at the blubbering, too. I'll join you in Hell, though, for my thought after she wailed, "Physical touch is so important to me." I ended her thought with, "So now I'm going to compensate by drowning myself in barrels of ice cream."

Maybe he didn't want to share his Hall of Fame enshrinement with Ben Roethlisberger. #IBleedBlackandGold

She's a little teapot!

Usman's proof of love and something big: A song with the lyrics, "I go dey for you/Anything you want/I go do for you girl/Baby I go pray for you."

It's been a rough-ass couple of decades for Kimbaaaaly, or so she looks.

"Ximena is acting a little more distant than usual." That's how you know that it's real love. And, she's playing hardball for the breast implants.

Ben: I feel that she's checked out. Of the hotel? Of the sanctified, eternal romance?

The good thing about the Days Inn is that it has free breakfast, and your parents can stay there, too.

Without Caleb, someone has to have an exposed torso in each episode.

Mahogany's parents are going to ground her now and take away her internet access.

And, he's going to start talking about the pregnancy test. . . because that's every first meet-the-parents conversation.

Geno now looks like a native, in his Panama hat. He'll win over Jasmine's mother.

Ben is having a crisis of faith. He doesn't know if he can trust her, even though it's God's command that they be together.

$270 = 3-months of unemployed Geno's salary. He followed the formula, like a true engineer.

Maybe Wonky Eye can introduce Ximena to his agent so that she can have her big modeling career.