Grifter Lives

By saying, "Gracias," Madre Cheesestick now speaks more Spanish than Kenny.

Brittany's perma-smirk is even more unattractive in profile with the missing tooth. Yet, she thinks she's adorbs.

Right - I can't imagine that an international hotel is in the same neighborhood as a local market.

Bini's family will have chicken for dinner that night.

Steelers are 9-0! I'm here.

Mariah the Benevolent knows that her followers cannot live without seeing her squinty-eyed, ring-nosed smiling face, her hairy armpits and legs, even if they're hidden under ill-fitting, often threadbare leggings. Audrey's fledgling freelancing career in branding goes one step further in the grave, since Mariah took down her website. By the way, from Audrey's portfolio: "A main asset of the [Mariah Brown] brand is a fern. Mariah has a fern tattoo and ferns symbolize sincerity towards others which is something Mariah aims to do everyday." Mariah aims to be sincere every day. She's aspriational. Grifters gotta grift.

Her Sister-Wife passive-aggression seeps through her 3-sentence post: "Such a great way to start the day." Take that, Strive with Janelle! "I never really liked doing yoga until I did it on YouTube with her!" Looking at you, Pudge!

Cheesy's aunt didn't even say a word or get out of the apartment her entire trip! She had one beer upon her arrival. never to be seen until the farewell. Nothing says "right decison" and "true love" like Cheesy's wailing in Meyleeza's arms as soon as Mommy left. Ari's parents are visiting Ethiopia to perform their own wellness check on her. Her mother's remarks and efforts, including the hotel room, are efforts to keep Ari calm or stable. This is the first episode where Avi isn't crying nonstop. (Kenny remains champ.)

Deleting Twitter accounts probably doesn't help Mariah's influencer aspirations or Audrey's marketing career, with its highpoint of social media manager for such trendy clients, like Lizzie's Heritage Inn. Meri will be hawking $50 rice krispy treats and LuLaNo rags for a very long time.

I haven't seen confirmation about this for The Other Way. But, I read that Sharp paid for the overseas (and Portland) trips for Happily Ever After because of Syngin's brother's emergency. Once they paid for Syngin and Tania, they paid for everyone. Recently, Jess or Larissa confirmed that Sharp paid for Debbie's expedited passport and the trip to Brazil. Kalani lost out, because of the Samoan measles outbreak. Sharp has to be paying for Brittany's trips back and forth. They don't bother keeping their stories straight. First, Brittany flew back to Chicago on a RT ticket for her divorce under the guise of meeting her sister's baby. Last week, she said that she demanded that Yazan earn the money to pay for return trip; otherwise, she would not return. Then, this week, she flew back to Jordan, after a sidetrip to West Palm Beach. Neither she on her sugarbaby income nor Yazan on his taxi/barber income could have afforded that one-way ticket easily, and they didn't pool their funds. At least TLC may have cheaped out or prioritized. Brittany kept on complaining that her flight was 18 hours. Her friend's was only 12. The hotel goes for $100/night or so on Expedia.

Here's the video:

TLC had the perfect opportunity to show the mama's boy/incest snark for Colt's saying, "My mother's important to me," or Debbie's genuine reaction to Colt's explanation to Jess that Debbie is essentially a burden to him. Instead, TLC has Debbie saying that Jess is spilling out of her bathing suit, just like Colt. (Debbie's so drunk that she's blind. Colt's not wearing a bikini top and his Speedo isn't bursting at the seams.) They can't hold a candle to our @Trackdawg.

From not knowing anything - even a resource on baptism - Elizabeth is now a theologian and explains to the audience.

Elizabeth could easily have Googled Orthodox baptism or maybe even have gotten baptized in Tampa in an Orthodox Church before traveling.

That was my reaction! She looks decades younger than Angela.

Veronica is really overemoting. About everything.

She has or had her husband, Jack Sprat, who didn't salsa-dance. It's more likely that Tom doesn't have any friends.

But, if he were stuck in quarantine with his fiancee, he'd be doing her like a rabbit. He's a douchebag.

Tom just said to his sister that in her case, all the text messages she'd receive would be from pizza delivery. And, she laughed it of. That's up there with, "Have you gained weight?"

Yet, nobody is spontaneously calling her beautiful. Why?

So, no Kenny and Armando tonight?

It sounded like Meyleeza's story changed just now. Before, Mother Cheesestick did call the cops. But, now Meyleeza's saying that his mother threatened to call the cops. Either scenario arose from their violent fight about Cheestick's cheating.

Meyleeza Day 1: It's too early to tell if this relationship is strong. Meyleeza Day 2: We'll see (about grandbabies and if this relationship is right). Things aren't going better.

Cheesestick's mom just gave Meyleeza her out. She grab it and run.

Meyleeza drove a car to the airport. But, now she arrives in a taxi. She really doesn't want to be cordial to Madre Cheesestick whatsoever.