Grifter Lives

Ari has the Steven of Olga-and-Steven syndrome. The child is "Her Son," and "My Baby," although she just referred to him as "the baby."

"We can't afford $500 a month!" Jenny now remembers that the financial advisor told her that her SSI would be about $700 monthly.

I thin Bini & his family are trying to entrap Ari & Avi so that they don't flee Ethiopia, because his ex-wife and first child are in the United States and he will never see them.

The bright pink lipstick is back on!

I thnk that Bini's family is overlooking or ignoring the fact that Bini and Ari aren't married.

I'll be there, at least for the 1st episode. Thank you!

And they're doing it for the loves of their lives, whom they refuse to accommodate or support.

That's Ari, too. We need new dramas.

Especially if you spent your adult life in Florida.

Hannah is adorable, but TLC is exploiting her for the slow Kenny-Armando storyline. In contrast, look at Druscilla.

And, what is she doing otherwise midday Thursdays? It's not like she works, has a job, cooks, meal plans, cleans. . .

I couldn't imagine a spinoff worse than 90 Days Strikes Back, but now I see Retirement Home edition with Jenny, who will outlive Sumit and his entire family, if we believe her Angela and Michael Mark and Nikki David, still waiting for Lana Yolanda, unless her children have rightfully institutionalized elsewhere. Worse - Jesse will appear in at least half the episodes to give motivational speeches on love and life.

Darcey met Georgi on social media first. They met in person in Miami in February. Stacey married Florian in April 20. The restaurant scene where she tells their drunk friends should have been filmed after May 20, when Connecticut restaurants could resume outdoor dining. The Rhode Island "mini-moon" was filmed around June 22. (The Newport News had photos of the filming.)

It's just like Meri's famous non-apology: "I'm sorry if you thought I took something that belonged to you, Janelle."

Wow! There are so many extended Ugly Cry faces!

And, as Darcey noted before being blinded by an engagement ring - he's still married.

"I'm too old to be worrying about other bitches. Do what you have to do." Does Darcey listen to herself?

Exactly. Why is there a deadline?

Georgi & Stacey have the same track pants. Darcey and Florian wear the same hat.

And Darcey tied her t-shirt to show off her stomach to match Stacey. House of Eleven is one big Glamour Don't.

Georgi's Instagram post is him, wearing the fake Versace track pants. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants; The Silva twins & Georgi.

Strawberries = Romantic Darcy & Georgi used them for foreplay. Maybe that's where Florian got his game.

Brittany drops by Chicago to see the baby and then goes to Florida. Her court date with 3-days notice was in December, and she's in a bathing suit in next week's preview.

They are the reason that I watch Darcey & Stacey. I draw my line on Monday nights - no HEA Strikes Back and no Family Chantel. However, I may watch the mama's boys show. So my line must be, "No recycled freakshow spinoffs."