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I’m seeing John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

Is it possible that some of the actors are still doing their own hair and makeup? BH’s hair has never been the same since Covid. Yesterday it was a stiff sprayed helmet.

I didn’t get the impression Melissa was saying they moved because her father died. It seemed like she was listing things: My father died, I moved to Florida . . . At least that was how I interpreted it.

Not sure who Trashi is, but I didn’t notice anyone in prostitute cosplay. How does a prostitute dress anyway? Are we talking Pretty Woman Vivian, or just any female not dressed conservatively?

I’ve always teased I’m going to open a place called Nuts. The waiters are guys in uniforms with super snug crotches with adorable squirrels chewing an acorn. We will have a famous appetizer that all women can claim is the reason they just have to come eat at my place. Husbands will be made to go with his family while his wife ogles the waiter’s package.

I feel this way about The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. These women are extremely athletic, educated, and well spoken. But they feel their ticket to success is selling T & A in barely there outfits, reverently baby whispering “yes ma’am”, and struggling to work secondary jobs while they pose for free in million dollar pin up calendars, and perform for minimum wage while the men make millions. And we’re supposed to believe they’re the classic, wholesome, girls next door. And like Hef, Jones makes his daughter the figurehead in an attempt to disguise the misogyny. Yup. This always occurs to me when followers of a certain housewives show bang on about how the other women will never be “Denise Fucking Richards” who was on the cover of endless numbers of men’s magazines. Yep, Denise has probably been jerked off to more than any other housewife. Clearly that makes her the Queen. I’m so jealous.

Of course not. Boys will be boys but women are whores and sluts.

I agree. On the other hand, Caroline was right about Tre leaving Joe after he ended up in prison.

When did reality show members get accepted into SAG?

I didn’t recognize him. He was giving me Dominic West vibes.

Speaking only for myself, I don’t think the actress is capable of redeeming the character, but I despise her. I already strongly disliked her for the constant cracks about her “adoptive” parents. Now she’s drugged Trina, set her up for a crime, tried to make Trina look like an angry black woman, and is now moving on to her sexual partner’s daddy. That’s just gross, though quite soapy. And that’s not even counting her little pyro act and psychological torture of Ava. I think Chloe, who played Nelle would have been up to it. Not this girl.

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Courtney was only 23 when she died?? Divorced from three husbands and ready to marry the fourth? If she had lived she would have left Erica Kane in the dust.

Meredith - “I am going through what no one should ever - “. It’s wrong to compare grief, but your elderly father dying when you’re middle aged is the natural order of things. My father dropped dead of a massive heart attack at the scene of my mom’s car accident when I was 17. And yet I didn’t wail about suffering what no one should ever suffer. Because at 17 I knew that there was greater suffering in the world. So I just compared grief, shame on me. But Meredith is reminding me a bit of Megan McCain, whose performative grief over My Father is legendary.

I’ve seen this before in highly intelligent people who grew up in average households and possibly subpar primary schools. Also in people who are well read from a young age, we use “big” words appropriately but may occasionally mispronounce them as we never heard them used in conversation.

I got over a lot of my sympathy for Jan after Marge casually mentioned how he’d lock her in the closet - or something along those odd lines.

Tre calling the producer the devil. As if without this show she wouldn’t now be living above that pizzeria Joe once owned.

Re: shadow captains, I know it’s rumored in the other iterations of the show, but I believe Glenn is the actual captain of the Parsifal III, even between seasons.

How about how Cynthia is appalled how people turn on you after you save them. Schadenfreude in its purist form.

I think the true cooks were Tre’s parents.

I’m not exactly sure. Apparently she has invested wisely.

Does it count that Caroline’s FIL died in a possible mob hit?

Wasn’t Jen upset when she found out how wealthy Jackie is? Jackie doesn’t do nouveau riche like ostentatious Jen.

Didn’t Tre have a hair care line named after Milania for a few seconds?

I hate to even think this, but did Tre pay for face work on Milania? Her looks seem drastically different - beyond weight loss and aging.

I’ve never watched RHOA, was Cynthia quick to turn on other females?