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Well, he was able to spot the the giraffe AND the lion in that cognitive test Dr. Ronny gave him so yeah, that tracks.

Word on the street is that Brand quickly became a Trump loving Christian once he caught wind that the proverbial shit was going to hit the fan for him. Ducking for cover with that crowd because ... reasons.

Well, this is what he was doing last night. Hanging out on a golf course that he owns making money off of a Saudi- owned LIV Golf Tournament. Trump says things are 'going very well' after worst stock market drop in years over tariffs. “The markets are going to boom, the stock is going to boom, the country is going to boom,” he said when asked about the market as he left the White House to fly to one of his Florida golf clubs.

I saw your dear leader bragging that your egg prices have dropped by 50%? Have they? My husband told me that South Korea agreed to send some eggs to the U.S. after pretty much every other country told Trump to kiss off when he came asking for help. Google just told me that yes, some of your eggs are now being imported from South Korea, Turkey and Brazil. And this article says that the bozo's new tariffs will make your egg prices go back up again, just as they were starting to go down: https://globalnews.ca/news/11114623/donald-trump-tariffs-egg-prices-imports/

The circle of life of a Madman. ⬆️

No worries, folks! Your favourite President is jetting off to a golf tournament at Doral tonight in Miami while the stock market crashes & burns. He'll attend a dinner afterwards and then head off to Mar-a-lago for the night. Good times.

This fool can't even figure out how to close an umbrella up by himself. Have you guys ever seen this? https://news.sky.com/video/trump-casually-discards-umbrella-at-door-11539093

Also, if only it was this easy:

Sophie's implants are terrible. They are oval. Oval and elongated. Looks like a couple of these:

Did you all hear that the White House "investigation" into Signalgate is now closed? Trump says the story is "old and boring now."

No, though it's starting to feel like I am. Blue-collar border city in Southwestern Ontario.

Out for my morning walk just now in my Canadian city and I pass a truck with both a 'Fuck Trudeau' & a 'Trump for President' sticker and I think to myself, it's really starting to suck being human. I guess they won on both counts. Yay for humanity.

Resting bitch face.

I started listening to my first podcast last week to avoid the world. I went with a true crime podcast. Serial: Season One. Positively captivating. Problem is, instead of laying in bed every night thinking about how the world is coming to an end, I've just traded it with laying in bed wide awake going over all of the evidence and facts of the case trying to determine what I think happened. Last night I watched the latest Bridget Jones movie with a double shot of rum & coke.

Reminds me of this photo I saw last week:

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I have a seasonal job that I am soon to return to where I work with a woman who is extremely patriotic about Canada and also loves Donald Trump. I have spent the last few weeks wondering if her head has exploded.

+ Despite serving as Team Canada's honorary captain during the recent 4 Nations hockey tournament, he openly supported the American team by entering the rink through the U.S.'s bench while also giving them a thumbs up. A few of us already knew knew he was a traitor but who knew he was also so stupid? You don't mess around with Canadian hockey fans.

I've never used this crude and stupid remark before in my life and I am really too old to be doing so but Gretzky can go suck a bag of dicks.

Wouldn't have expected this mistake by the BBC.

He said it, I didn't. 🤷‍♀️ https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/trump-father-of-ivf-republican-party-abortion-rights-rcna175719 https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/16/politics/ivf-donald-trump-abortion/index.html https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/16/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/trump-father-of-ivf-enemy-within-00183982 ETA: He also couldn't even say In vitro fertilization properly the few times I heard him try but I can't seem to find any links about that and I am trying. He kept calling it something completely wrong.

Yes, he anointed himself "the father of IVF." You can't make this shit up.

So, just another day that ends in y.

Merrick Garland is near the very top of the list of the people I blame for the absolute shit show we are all collectively living in now.

“We actually ended up using America’s favourite strategy against them,” said Connor McDavid, who scored the winning goal. “I wanted the trophy, so I took it without asking them what they thought.”