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J is for Jilted, which is what Diane did to Frasier, leaving him at the altar.

Well it's also getting stuff explained to you that they should know you have a clue about. For instance, just this weekend I had TWO men tell me I needed to disconnect my car's battery (because it had a hot wire somewhere) so it wouldn't get run down to dead. I'm a helicopter mechanic, they KNOW I'm a helicopter mechanic, why are they telling me this?

SyFy CAN pick it up but they'd have to pay for all the production, which they weren't doing before (I think they just paid a hefty licensing fee) and I bet they won't want to.

Songs from All 50 States, Part III Massachusetts - BeeGees Especially in Michigan - Red Hot Chili Peppers Outshined - Soundgarden (Minnesota) Mississippi Queen - Mountain Missing Missouri - Sara Evans Wild Montana Skies - John Denver You and I - Lady Gaga (Nebraska) Stop in Nevada - Billy Joel New Hampshire - Sonic Youth Jersey Girl - Tom Waits (New Jersey) @Jeebus Cripes, it took probably a good week to accomplish the states playlist. It was extremely difficult to find songs for some states. Case in point, using Outshined by Soundgarden for Minnesota. It's mentioned in passing in the song. That was the best I could find.

I love that for this show it's such a natural progression that when Ingrid has a seizure (or cramps or whatever that was) she has to be stripped down to her underwear and lit on fire. Of course! It makes total sense! How did I not come to that same conclusion?

@Shannon L. This was the best I could find, one of someone recording it off their tv, ugh I hate that. ETA: Somehow I missed the part where you'd said that you weren't going to post the vids because they were bad quality. So annoying when my browser positions itself wrong. Eh, no matter, they're already there.

Oh yeah, I'm totally adding the Sax playlist to my repertoire Songs from All 50 States, Part II Happy Hawaii - ABBA Private Idaho - B-52s Illinois - Everly Brothers Indiana - John McLaughlin Iowa - Dar Williams Kansas City, Hey, Hey, Hey - The Beatles Kentucky Woman - Neil Diamond Louisiana Saturday Night - Mel McDaniel Maine - John Linnell Maryland - Vonda Shepard

This one is Songs from All 50 States. I'll be kind and just do a five-parter: ten at a time. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd (Alabama - this was a bit of a gimme) Alaska and Me - John Denver (Alaska) Ocean Front Property - George Strait (Arizona) Mary, Queen of Arkansas - Bruce Springsteen (Arkansas) California Dreamin' - The Mamas & the Papas (California) Rocky Mountain High - John Denver (Colorado) The Wives Are in Connecticut - Carly Simon (Connecticut) Delaware Slide - George Thorogood and the Destroyers (Delaware) Floridays - Jimmy Buffett (Florida) The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band (Georgia)

Well shoot, while I'm at it: Sexual Chocolate! (I love to describe things as "good and terrible.") And I couldn't find this specific scene (surprising, since practically the entire movie is on YouTube in clip form) but the part where Eriq LaSalle's Soul Glo-laden relatives get up from the couch and there are three greasy stains left behind? Sends me into hysterics.

I did one similarly, Bands with Animal Names: Caught by the River - Doves Daydream Believer - The Monkees (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone) - Glass Tiger Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop Dogg Eight Days a Week - The Beatles Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz Give Me Everything - Pitbull Got You Where I Want You - The Flys Here I Go Again - Whitesnake Hold My Hand - Hootie and the Blowfish Hunger Strike - Temple of the Dog I Ran - Flock of Seagulls Last Resort - Papa Roach Let's Go All the Way - Sly Fox A Long December - Counting Crows Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard Radioactive - Imagine Dragons Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions Round and Round - Ratt Scary Kisses - Voice of the Beehive Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm Summer Breeze - Seals and Croft Take It Easy - Eagles Tyler - The Toadies You and I - Crystal Gayle & Eddie Rabbitt You Make Me Feel So - Cobra Starship

I give you: Coming to America. Wipers! Also, the montage of bar women with serious emotional problems. "I've got a secret, I worship the devil!"

I gotta say: Who has been thinking up these episode titles? This one in particular is hilariously ridiculous. Although more apt than usual.

Yeah, that's how I see it. Doesn't matter if Dash looked suspicious as all hell, the autopsy will show the guy died of cancer he "apparently" didn't know he had and no one is going to think anything further.

I can't do the game, I know squat about Daryl Hall. But here's my take on Same Title, Different Song: Addicted - Kelly Clarkson Addicted- Lit Again - Alice in Chains Again - Lenny Kravitz All I Want - The Hunger All I Want - The Offspring Already Gone - Kelly Clarkson Already Gone - Eagles Bitch - Meredith Brooks Bitch - Rolling Stones Broken Wings - Altar Bridge Broken Wings - Mr. Mister Cold - Crossfade Cold - Evans Blue Control - Janet Jackson Control - Puddle of Mudd Creep - Radiohead Creep - Stone Temple Pilots Fall to Pieces - Avril Lavigne Fall to Pieces - Velvet Revolver Fancy - Iggy Azalea Fancy - Reba McEntire Fashion - Lady Gaga Fashion! - Lady Gaga Gypsy - Fleetwood Mac Gypsy - Lady Gaga Holiday - Green Day Holiday - Madonna Home - Daughtry Home - Staind Human - Human League Human - Christina Perri I Feel Fine - The Beatles I Feel Fine - Riddlin' Kids Jump - Kriss Kross Jump - Van Halen The Last Time - Eurythmics The Last Time - Rolling Stones Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd Learning to Fly - Tom Petty Loser - Beck Loser - 3 Doors Down Low - Kelly Clarkson Low - Cracker Magic - Olivia Newton-John Magic - Mick Smiley Monster - Lady Gaga Monster - Eminem Remedy - Abandoned Pools Remedy - Seether Right Now - SR71 Right Now - Van Halen Run - Matt Nathanson Run - Snow Patrol Save Me - Remy Zero Save Me - Shinedown Sing - Ed Sheeran Sing - Travis So Far Away - Crossfade So Far Away - Staind Sober - Pink Sober - Tool Stay - Lisa Loeb Stay - Maurice Williams & the Zodiacs Stay - Sugarland Stupid Girl - Garbage Stupid Girl - Pink The Time of My Life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes The Time of My Life - David Cook Venus - Bananarama Venus - Lady Gaga Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson Walk Away - Epidemic When I Grow Up - Garbage When I Grow Up - Beach Boys Who's That Girl - Eurythmics Who's That Girl - Madonna You and I - Lady Gaga You and I - Crystal Gayle & Eddie Rabbit You Found Me - Kelly Clarkson You Found Me - The Fray

I see him in stuff every now and then. An episode of Castle a few years back comes to mind.

I like The Island quite a bit, I think it's Bay's best movie because it for once has a deeper plot going on than "stuff blows up." Although I will watch the shit out of that train wheel scene, them clattering down the road, totally destroying everything in their path... Never mind that it didn't make sense that someone was hauling train wheels around when the trains in the movie seemed to be hover technology. And why didn't the truck driver notice that his cargo was departing and stop? Yeah. Terrible. But MAN, is it fun to watch.

I like She's the Man too, but yeah, Amanda Bynes only passes as a guy if you believe he's a 12 year old, because that's how old she looked in her dude get-up. Also, I could never figure out why her guy voice included a southern accent.

I've got two. This first one is an '80s Slinky commercial and the second one is an Amigo commercial from 1998 that parodies it, which is brilliant.

@Pemyquid I'm reposting your YouTube links so they're embedded properly. That "watch" thing in the middle of the link is what screws it up.

Ok, this season 10 episode I'm watching? Frasier is dating a gym teacher. In the first half she's played by Jeanne Tripplehorn but then Frasier starts picturing her as his old gym teacher. The scene of him sitting in his bathtub while a poetry-reading Bob Hoskins loofahs his back has me in hysterics.

I've been plowing through the seasons on Netflix. I'm about to finish season 9. There was a bit in the episode where Frasier and Roz did it that made me laugh out loud, where Martin comes out: Martin: You see the paper yet? Frasier: Uh, no, I haven't. Martin: Big story about how Roz's purse spent the night on the coffee table. *dies*

Lately I've been hating myself for liking Ariana Grande's "Problem" and One Direction's "Story of My Life." I feel twisted and evil.

I think this is a very good articulation of Emily vs. Jenna, plus I also think it's similar to Emily's feelings for Ali. Except that it goes more than simply being attracted to Ali since Emily has feelings for her-- she isn't able to throw the vitriole at Ali as easily as she does Jenna.

Oh, I like that playlist idea with the same song titles, that's neat, I'm gonna try that. Here's one that I got the idea from the movie No Strings Attached: The Period Playlist: (Bear in mind that it's just the titles that are relevant, not the song content. Makes for an interesting mix. And yes, some of these are kind of gross) Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams Miss Murder - AFI Down in a Hole - Alice in Chains Let Your Love Flow - Bellamy Brothers Feeling This - Blink 182 The Tide Is High - Blondie Ain't Going Down (Til the Sun Comes Up) - Garth Brooks Bitch - Meredith Brooks Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry The Red - Chevelle Where the River Flows - Collective Soul Witchy Woman - Eagles Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel Torn - Natalie Imbruglia Who's Crying Now - Journey Freak on a Leash - Korn Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga Cherry Red Wine - Jonny Lang Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit Bleed It Out - Linkin Park That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd She's So Mean - Matchbox Twenty Ain't My Bitch - Metallica Always Something There to Remind Me - Naked Eyes She's Got Issues - Offspring Bloodstains - Offspring Evenflow - Pearl Jam Red Sails in the Sunset - Platters She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd Psycho - Puddle of Mudd Breaking the Girl - Red Hot Chili Peppers Bleed for Me - Saliva Break Me Shake Me - Savage Garden Pure Massacre - Silverchair Haven't Got Time for the Pain - Carly Simon Blood and Roses - Smithereens Tainted Love - Soft Cell Misery - Soul Asylum Toxic - Britney Spears Volcano Girls - Veruca Salt Red Hands - Walk Off the Earth Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie

Not to mention that putting Noel in a scene with Spencer makes the entire place highly combustible because Troian also has chemistry with freaking everything. Except that wig.