SemiCharmedLife

What mother in the entire universe would advocate for Kayla as a daughter-in-law? Girl is crazy!

Amber is saying the right things, just a little late for Puppy.

Let's hope Chazz doesn't pull a Daonte and keep chasing Branwin. She couldn't make it clearer that she can't stand him.

Too bad she wasn't around to help Kristianna with her brows...

That's a pretty setting... Am I on the right show??? 😉

We just have neighbors who fight on social media...then leave a burned up mattress in the front yard the next day. (A few weeks after a raging firestorm burned down half our town.)

Deja vu with the pharmacy bathroom pregnancy test...

I hope Puppy is not going to have a litter of her own.

I'm calling BS on Daonte/Lindsay. Pure fakery. For tv.

Sharp Airlines

He needs to develop a stronger constitution, like the rest of us! 😉

Tonight the premier episode of our latest game show: Claim a Caveman!

Grandma making sense again. 😊

Wonder how Chazz's romantic fare compares to Stan's Lunchable?

OH, gosh, now Chazz is doing the baby talk thing...

I always have a color streak in my hair, different colors at different times. It's just a streak so it's kind of fun without being too in your face. I've been doing it for years now.

Or an enormous diamond... or a teardrop by her eye... or an upside down umbrella to catch the teardrop... carry on ...

Desperate and Delusional

I need the name of the designer of the studded leather jackets, stat!

Hi Bunkies, I may be typing slowly tonight due to an accident with a shiv in the mess hall. Damn pepitas! (No, Pepitas is not the name of my cellmate.)

Yes, I think they need to go back to the drawing board with this "secret" concept. Maybe a fusion of last season's 1 minute secret and this season's secret until the end, or until everyone figures it out. Another improvement would be to get actual celebrities that are known to the general public (shady, I know!)

Andy often asks viewers questions during the reunion. Maybe someone needs to send in a question about Kyle's miraculous recovery so we can get to the bottom of this...

Maybe he could get a gig on "Hell's Kitchen!"

We really need that "angry" emoji back for times like this!

Yes, apparently paid bots are posting horrible comments on Jax's social media pages. I would love Bravo to pay someone to investigate this and see who originated the posts. This is just not right. 😡