Feline Goddess

I realize these events are really just an excuse to gather all the housewives together in one space, because otherwise there's no point in inviting people to a fundraiser who probably aren't going to donate. Although I did like Kyle saying maybe she'll just mail a check. Yes, please do that. Was the cute dentist the only one who actually contributed anything? If the doctor who was the founder of that charity was a sperm donor who produced six kids, he ain't that popular, Dorit. Dorit's fake boobs looked awful in that Cavalli. Vintage Cavalli. Asher couldn't attend because he was doing a VR concert. Probably for an audience of his daughter's stuffed animals. Kathy liked the calligraphy on the placecards even though she couldn't read the name. Melissa Etheridge sucked. Sorry. And what's with all the fangirling? Every time they encounter a (real) celebrity they act like it's the second coming of Christ. I do understand Diana wanting a sibling for her daughter, but why not adopt? Diana is Asher's #1 fan - and she should be. Just stop trying to make everyone else a fan. Glad to see Sutton holding her own with Lisa. Companies that pick up dog poop are a big thing here in Arizona. A lot of the rescue groups utilize them because they also deodorize the yard, which helps with the smell and any potential diseases like coccidia, ghardia and parvo.

The charity was already established when Dorit got involved, she didn't name it. But I do agree that it's an awful name.

Teresa Giudice's Stylist Breaks Down the Star's $10,000 Wedding Hairdo https://www.eonline.com/news/1341162/teresa-giudices-stylist-breaks-down-the-stars-s10-000-wedding-hairdo?source=fb-enews&content=organic&medium=link-post&cmpid=social&fbclid=IwAR2zPMIv-rCGo77TqIY4lmuJamiks8FHnaIVHE8DmxddZ9ml-JVxvWfWHeY

I have to politely disagree with that. There are plenty of leashes and collars that are chic & fabulous. I have a leash with crystals from a company called Fabuleash.

Diana's house looks like the villain's lair in a Bond parody. Did the party planners just go to the Home Depot and order the Christmas decoration displays? The Project Runway reject black sequin trash bag dress was hideous. Everyone who told her it was fabulous, was lying. Asher proves that being a gold digger isn't an accusation that can just be leveled at women. The red suit made him look like Diana's his beard and he really spends nights with his boyfriend. So JLC had a bunch of stuff made at one of those printing companies and it's 'swag'. There were chirping crickets after Diana matched Kyle's donation which I thought was interesting. If it was a charity luncheon, weren't they expected to make a donation? I watched the video of Kathy's home tour and obviously she decorates for the holidays herself instead of having professionals. There are aspects of the home that are quite lovely like the room furnished in all white and the one with the light turquoise and discontinued fabric. I also liked the royal blue & white porcelain pieces. Our current outdoor theme has those colors with similar decorative vases & jars. But in general, there are too many dust-collecting knick knacks and some odd decorating choices. Some of the décor reads very 'old lady' with stuff you'd expect to find at Grandma's. You know, the pieces that are eventually destined for Goodwill.

Kayla should’ve eloped.

Diana said her book is no longer available which makes it so 'exclusive'. More like it didn't garner enough sales to warrant a second printing. Also, sounds like most of the copies are at Diana's house. Sutton was trying (again) to empathize with Diana by saying she understood what she was going through because she'd had a couple of miscarriages herself. I know people who'll share their own story in order to hijack a conversation, but that's not what Sutton was doing. This time or on the boat. Diana's boytoy Asher is definitely her bitch. I wish Kyle would stop fawning over Diana's jewelry and handbags. That's why she'll never stop showing off, because she has an audience. I don't get the obsession over Birkins. Anyone considering buying one should be required to watch a video about how they're made ... skinning crocodiles alive. I laughed at Kyle's explanation of using Pasadena as an excuse for declining an invitation. I thought Garcelle's son Oliver was married? I loved her no-qualms answers to the questions about Crystal, Diana & Erika on WWHL. Rob seems like a good guy. If Crystal's brother was overseas for a year, he most likely gave up his apartment or sold his house in California, which is why he was crashing at the Minkoffs when he came home. It doesn't mean he's mooching off of Rob. Dorit seems to have a close relationship with everyone in her family. So props to her for that. I loved Phoenix crossing out the brand name on the gift bag and writing her own. Her kids are precocious without being obnoxious. So another brownie point for that achievement. I wasn't paying attention during the filming of Erika's infomercial or photoshoot for her hair extensions. I guess she's gotta find a new gig since Wife Of Old Geezer flamed out so spectacularly - right along with her Pat The Puss World Tour. That's such a shame because she was so close to being bigger than Lady Gaga. LOL The HWs bounce from one vanity project to another. At least Garcelle has been an actress for a couple of decades and Sutton has owned her store for many years. You need a score card to keep up with the 'careers' of most of them. Rinna was Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? this episode, so nothing to add about her.

I guess Lyndsey over-ruled Leslie's over-rule. LOL Again, the homeowner is a friend, coworker or family. And if she worked for them, and they're realtors, why was she initially consulting with another agent? Also, if she does interior design for the twin's business, why did her own home look so bad and why couldn't she stage it herself? The tile in the shower was too dark. It's a good thing they live on acreage without close neighbors or they'd be giving them a nice view right into the shower through that big window. I don't get the obsession with mixing and matching patterned tile. I hated the tile above the stove. It did not coordinate with the rest of the backsplash tile. The pop of color blue sink was a bad idea too. But I find a lot of the design choices too taste specific, which is fine if a designer is working for a client who's remodeling to stay in home, but not such a good idea for resale. Why didn't Lyndsey think of buying car seat covers for Ginger until now? The rips in the leather will still be uncomfortable to sit on though.

Brandyn & Roosevelt's room with the ship'wreck' is a good concept for a client-requested theme, but not everyone has children that young who'd appreciate something so childish. I agree with the judges regarding the railings (cool use of pipe, but not high enough to be safe) the potential decapitation ceiling fan and the unfinished lower bunk area. The beds didn't look made either. In keeping with the theme, I think a pirate treasure map would've looked better than the custom mural. I also agreed with the complaints about Wally & Jacqueline's camping room. Whatever that climbing area was intended to be, it was a massive fail. So was the drapery panels on the bed - which I realize wasn't entirely their fault if the wrong fabric was sent. Overall, it didn't look very 'glampy' to me, but more like the Tent City set up we have here in Phoenix at the County jail. Corey & Paige's room was the best of the three rooms. I agree with SusanwatchingTV, they should've made a frame for the projector screen and painted the rest of the wall a contrasting color to make it pop. They all seem to have issues with time management, which is common amongst all competition shows. I'd prefer the contestants (home improvement, cooking, etc) were given the appropriate amount of time to turn out a quality product instead of whatever they can get done to beat the clock - and then get dinged by the judges for finish work or presentation. For some of these reality show competitors, it's not good advertising for their brand. Someone hand Ty a throat lozenge. I'm sure it must be raw from all the yelling.

On the Rough Rental episode Leslie said they rarely get to meet the buyers. Aren’t they realtors? I realize the people touring the open house are probably actors or just nosy neighbors but at some point they should meet actual potential buyers. While that house was improved, it was still fairly awful. It looks like they turned one of the bedrooms into the TV viewing room. And that shelf with the bump out was ugly. The laundry room/bonus room was also a big ‘no’ for me. I don’t know too many people who’d want to spend a lot of additional time in the same space they were doing laundry. Maybe the tree they left out front was dormant, but it looked dead and should’ve been removed and replaced with an evergreen.

When I saw the rough-wood table (or whatever that was) in Brandyn & Roosevelt’s room with the wine fridge, I wondered if there was even an electrical outlet in the floor for power. If not, then it’s completely useless.

I thought all three main suites were fairly ugly. Someone needs to apply duct tape over Ty’s mouth. His clothes look like they’re from the dumpster behind Goodwill. 🙄

On episode two I noticed that two shoppers had the exact same white cake with red icing that said: Happy Birthday Katie It first showed up in an old man’s cart in round one (breakfast buffet) and then in a younger woman’s cart in round two (turf & turf).

In regards to the Elton John event that's a fundraiser. I'm pretty sure charities don't refund a donation. Sutton could've purchased a table and not shown up - and the charity wouldn't have cared because they'd already gotten their money. But she was there and so were Harry Hamlin and Mrs Hamlin.

Teresa really believes Luis's exes are publicly outing him as having rage issues because they're jealous of her? LMAO He seems to have a pattern of love bombing and then exploding when the shiny wears off of his new relationship. Tre is just his latest future victim, but she's too busy embracing the gaslighting to notice. Newsflash Tre ... bubbles eventually burst. Pop. Four maids of honor? She claims that she kept adding to her bridal party because Luis wanted to have a bunch of groomsmen. Most men aren't interested in turning their 'special day' into a three-ring circus. Unless they're a famewhore. Oh wait .... Not inviting Delores to the engagement party because she's not part of a couple they socialize with is a lame excuse. She's still basically a couple with Frank who accompanies her everywhere. I have to say I'm amused that Frank is roomies with David. It reminds me of my own family's relationship with an ex. When my son broke up with his high school girlfriend, we 'kept' her. She's still a part of our family twenty years later. Melissa should be relieved she's dodging a bullet by not being part of that mess. Is Tre's wedding dress gonna be covered in little broken pieces of mirror? Is she going to tromp down the aisle the same way she walked in that jumpsuit?

Archie update. Most recently, however, Archie’s been having multiple, and unresolved, skin issues. Quite simply, he hasn’t been doing well. Finally, we have an update! Shannon took to her Instagram feed, to update everyone on Archie’s progress. “I would like to thank all of the thousands of fans that reached out with love and support for Archie! He has finally turned a corner! He still has patches of fur that are missing, but he is quickly becoming his playful self again!” That’s got to be rough. One of our goldens lost all her hair due to an allergy, and I swear, they know it’s missing. Shannon continued, “After multiple tests, we discovered that Archie had three different types of skin infections! And thanks to multiple fans, we also determined that Archie had dog mites! It can be a difficult thing to diagnose and Archie has never taken the pill for mites (which is similar to the one dose pill given for fleas). For a week or so, all of us were getting a few bumps on our bodies from the mites, but they quickly died and everyone is now bump and itch free! Again, the support for Archie was overwhelming and the girls and I are so grateful for the loving responses! Thank you!!!” I’m so glad they found an answer to Archie’s skin issues. RHOC wouldn’t be the same without him. https://www.realitytea.com/2022/05/10/shannon-beador-archie-update/

Archie update. Most recently, however, Archie’s been having multiple, and unresolved, skin issues. Quite simply, he hasn’t been doing well. Finally, we have an update! Shannon took to her Instagram feed, to update everyone on Archie’s progress. “I would like to thank all of the thousands of fans that reached out with love and support for Archie! He has finally turned a corner! He still has patches of fur that are missing, but he is quickly becoming his playful self again!” That’s got to be rough. One of our goldens lost all her hair due to an allergy, and I swear, they know it’s missing. Shannon continued, “After multiple tests, we discovered that Archie had three different types of skin infections! And thanks to multiple fans, we also determined that Archie had dog mites! It can be a difficult thing to diagnose and Archie has never taken the pill for mites (which is similar to the one dose pill given for fleas). For a week or so, all of us were getting a few bumps on our bodies from the mites, but they quickly died and everyone is now bump and itch free! Again, the support for Archie was overwhelming and the girls and I are so grateful for the loving responses! Thank you!!!” I’m so glad they found an answer to Archie’s skin issues. RHOC wouldn’t be the same without him. https://www.realitytea.com/2022/05/10/shannon-beador-archie-update/

Yes. I posted a link to the story in the media thread and Shannon’s thread.

Hasn't Heather always claimed the lawsuit was dropped? They agreed to a settlement before trial and Terry's malpractice insurance company wrote a check. Which, just to let Heather know, is not the definition of 'dropped' and that actually Nicole won. Interesting that there's no NDA for medical lawsuits. Heather's had money for a while, yet still feels the need to mention it like she's only just won the lottery, which is far more nauseating than Noella talking about the divorce that's a new experience for her. Props to Noella for acknowledging how it came across when she watched herself. But shame on Gina for not having much sympathy (or patience) when she's made her own divorce and its fallout her storyline. Imagine how she'd react if anyone told her - "For God's sake, just shup up about Matt already." She literally hung all her dirty laundry out in public. They spend hours screaming at each other and generally being hateful, then in the last couple of minutes they're metaphorically linking arms and singing kumbaya. Sorry, not buying it. Especially when it'll be lather, rinse & repeat next season. Get well, Archie.

Prayers for Archie. Shannon Beador Reveals Pet Dog Archie 'Has Not Been Doing Well': 'Say a Little Prayer' https://people.com/pets/rhoc-shannon-beador-reveals-pet-dog-archie-is-not-doing-well/

Oh no, not Archie. :'( Shannon Beador Reveals Pet Dog Archie 'Has Not Been Doing Well': 'Say a Little Prayer' https://people.com/pets/rhoc-shannon-beador-reveals-pet-dog-archie-is-not-doing-well/

Gina’s issue with Noella is that Noella is going to get ‘a big check’. She’s jealous. Even a decent settlement doesn’t negate mourning the end of a relationship. Gina expected a lot of sympathy when she was going through a divorce she didn’t want, yet has none for anyone else experiencing something similar. Noella wanted to settle any unresolved issues with her dad, so he could have a relationship with his grandchild and now any hope of that happening is gone. Gina has two loving and supportive parents. She can’t relate.

I think the Aspen home on the RHOBH episode belonged to Kyle. I liked Gina's black top, black & white mini skirt and over-the-knee black boots outfit. While I do believe Shannon is a bit envious of the Dubrow's wealth, I also feel Heather is aware and she's taking too much pleasure in it. More so than her flaunting it to the others. That dinner at Bosq was typically dreadful. I hope none of the housewives behave like that with their actual friends. Tomorrow I'm getting together with ten friends & family for a girls lunch - and I guarantee it won't turn into a scream-fest.

Luis has a weird way of breaking up with a girlfriend by proposing to her. I don’t think Margaret was trying to intimidate him, but it’s interesting that he thinks she was. Tre shouldn’t have tried to stop him talking because it’s always entertaining to watch someone dig themselves deeper into a hole. Of course she wasn’t going to defend her brother and sister-in-law. I mean, why start now? I wonder if Jennifer stayed married because she’d rather have access to all of Bill’s money instead of just child support she’d get as an ex-wife. It’s true that Margaret openly talks about how she and JoeB got together, but that was probably to get ahead of any potential gossip about her past. Her ex Jan is still friendly with her and he’s the only person whose opinion about the affair actually matters. Jennifer’s mistake was pretending her marriage was perfect in comparison to everyone else’s.

The affair lasted for two years.