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Check out Ari's body language. How dare Julia make what she wants a priority? God, Brandon is such a weasel. Ari is going to do the same thing she did with Leandro, I see. Just go AWOL for ten years.

Stacey is in imminent danger of a wardrobe malfunction.

The men are looking pretty fly, but the women look like two dollar hookers.

I think she's the only one who still looks like herself.

"Oi! My dotter's a princess 'oo deserves better than a fooking pillock loik Rob, innit?"

All the women try to outdo each other in attempting to wear the most unflattering, ill fitting, tacky, garish cheap looking thing they can find on the final sale rack at Forever 21.

In other boob news, it looks like Sophie too has paid a visit to the plastic surgeon. Lawd.

Natalie has decided to pal around with the boys. Because she can't stand any of the women and the feeling is mutual.

Its a festival of boobage! Every time I see Stacey I think she can't get any worse. Then she does. So, is Florian dressed like the Nutcracker in the Nutcracker? Or a bellhop? Discuss.

So, anyone, basically.

@judylo, any word? I've been thinking of you!

Oh, you're adorable. When has the tell all ever told ANYTHING? It should just be called Boring People Pick Fights With One Another.

Hola, peeps! I'm here,though to save my life I can't figure out why. How's everyone's Monday going? I was totally lazy again. But I did do the laundry and clean the bathroom. That's a lot, right? Please pass the booze. I'm not fussy, and Lord knows we'll all need it.

Britbox. Either Britbox or Acorn. I can't believe how good it is.

I was gloriously idle all weekend. Well, yesterday I cooked a little bit. Today I did my self care, then parked in front of the TV and watched Foyle's War. It was delightful. That's a wrap, friends. Thank you all for all the laughs, as always. Love you all, smooches!

Why isn't Shekina not shutting this down? They're talking about her like she's not even there. I would have something to say about that. But of course she's loving every second. GO TO HOME DEPOT.

The way French dude keeps flicking his tongue in and out like a snake is really unnerving me.

She crawled out of the famous Paris sewers.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the wind whistling through the empty space in his skull where his brain should be.

I feel that "dry as noon in July in the Sahara" would be an accurate response.

But you can have activity, if you want! THAT is the beauty of retirement!

Nailed it! "I'm sending out resumes, I'm on the website every day!" Dude. Driver Uber. Do Doordash like your poor old mother does. Work temp. Be an Instacart shopper. Go to work at Home Depot, they're always hiring. He is so full of shit. And now he's all "I have to buy you a dress, I have to buy you a ring, I have a lot to do for YOU". Joan. Run.

He's so smug. And more than a little controlling. He'll get all lofty and sanctimonious, telling Aliyah that she's so young and naive and doesn't understand how the world works. I also hate him.

And what a stupid thing to say! What is the point of it? What did he hope to gain? I'm so sick of guys like that. "I'm the guy for you baby. Throw over your boyfriend and go out with me instead! I'll treat you right, I'm better for you than he is!" I've seen this happen with a young woman I know and it is awful and awkward and so creepy.

I never want to work again. I can't believe I did it every goddamn day. My old bus rumbles past my house and I just say "so long, suckers" as it goes by. I have been so idle lately, and I have enjoyed every second.