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Pepper Mostly

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Everything posted by Pepper Mostly

  1. Just tittily boobing. As God made them.
  2. Why are these women all fighting over these losers?
  3. @Keywestclubkid, are you OK? Can I get you anything? A stiff drink or a neck rub or some Xanax?
  4. A tale as old as hard time. Her subpar foundation garments are the LEAST of her problems.
  5. She couldn't go visit him in jail because she was struggling with her lashes.
  6. Is this his sister? She's so pretty.
  7. Wow, look at that spread! There might be almost one hot dog for every guest.
  8. Any of them could probably find a rewarding career in prison administration.
  9. "I love you dude". Sigh. So romantic.
  10. Why is Brooklyn trembling with anticipation to see her boo? It seems like she can't stand him.
  11. Oh, same! It's such a classic. "what is a yoot?"
  12. TURN YOUR PHONE OFF WHILE YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED!
  13. Oh my God, he has to go to job interviews! He has to get his life organized! Its more than flesh and blood can stand. Poor dear.
  14. Or butt plugs. Thank you! I'm here all week!
  15. Twist, he smuggled a muffin IN a butt plug!
  16. I hope the sex was good. They will commence to bickering now and never have sex again. Hope it was worth the wait, Alexis. Noted! I am clutching my pearls so hard right now. Don't be a tease! Spill! I knew you'd be back. LAL snark is the best snark! Or Bigfoot.
  17. Except no one knows what he's saying.
  18. All I ever hear from him is "mmmpphhfffggg". Does he say actual words or does he let his devil dick do the talking?
  19. Geez, hasn't he heard of paint night or karaoke?
  20. And he said this on national television. His parents must be so proud.
  21. Figuratively. She will absolutely not have sex with him. Ever.
  22. Do you live anywhere near a women's correctional facility? Maybe there's a side hustle in the offing.
  23. Courtney's mother is utterly flabbergasted that a seemingly decent guy wants to marry her brokedown addict convict daughter.
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