Pepper Mostly

Except no one knows what he's saying.

All I ever hear from him is "mmmpphhfffggg". Does he say actual words or does he let his devil dick do the talking?

Geez, hasn't he heard of paint night or karaoke?

And he said this on national television. His parents must be so proud.

Figuratively. She will absolutely not have sex with him. Ever.

Do you live anywhere near a women's correctional facility? Maybe there's a side hustle in the offing.

DEAD

Courtney's mother is utterly flabbergasted that a seemingly decent guy wants to marry her brokedown addict convict daughter.

Oh Ashley. Everything he says IS a lie. Listen to your instincts, they are solid. We aren't even seriously into the show yet, @Keywestclubkid, you'd better have some chamomile tea. There are surely lots of brows ahead!

It's like all the tough guys who primly talk about "intimate relations" with women. So dainty!

Hola, bunkies! Party in the yard! How's everyone's week been? Are your wigs firmly affixed and your brows on point? You better not be texting any other snarkers, I'm wicked jealous.

There was a band in the Boston area in the 80s called Judy's Tiny Head and I thought that was the funnest band name ever. If we're live chatting I am THERE. The camel does. He probably got rabies or plague or something as a result. Same, I only get exactly what I need at that moment. No sales or specials to tempt me! That was slated to happen in my old hometown. Never did, though, because the old hometown is full of conservative yahoos and nimbys. The property straddled the town line, so only something like 10 percent of it would actually be located in the old hometown, but they kiboshed it anyway. "What about the CHILDREN??" Sorry to miss the chat, friends! Had to catch up on Recipes for Love and Murder. Hope to see you Friday for fun with felons!

Colonel Mustard, in the billiard room, with a candlestick. Oh wait.

Maybe next week, but I cannot face Chantel AND Libby's sisters in one sitting. Have a great week, friends! Love you all!

These people are insane and not in a fun way.

Oh Janice has deployed a fresh application of box dye.

They're like the anorexic twins on "Intervention" God, for a minute there I thought that Georgi was wearing a jacket and no shirt.

Somebody PLEASE tell Matt Sharp! The two of them spend their lives yanking their tops up over their boobs.

The new season of Chelsea Detective started this week too! And have you seen Ludwig? Its fantastic!

I get mad sometimes. Do I have anger issues?

Well, my day has just been made, I found out that This Farming Life has a new season dropping on Britbox on the 21st! I love that show so much. AND a new season of Brokenwood Mysteries premiers this month too!

When is anyone going to call Ari on her shit?

Exactly, when they were dating he lived in Albania and she lived in the US. They saw each other, what, a few times a year? Now he's saddled with her ridiculous ass 24 hours a day. I mean, does either of them DO anything? Have a job? Hobbies? Friends? Hahaha, I kill me.

Rebecca says Zied is acting strange. Cut to Zied sitting on a chair, with a dumb look on his face. What's so different?

Florian is SO over it.