Pepper Mostly

Wow, looks like Ella is still struggling to lose that ten pounds. OK peeps, I am OUT. Thanks for staying up with me. Love you all!

I can't help but feel that Emily plays up for the cameras. She is clearly a good wife and mother, and I love how much she's embraced Cameroonian culture. Kobe looks like a happy man and they are happy together. And you're right, its a rarity on this hell franchise. Good luck to them and their adorable kids. I have all the faith in the world in Annie. She's a survivor. And how many men are shits to their first wives/kids, then become exemplary, devoted husbands and fathers the second time around? Not saying it's right but it does happen, time and time again. Jesus, is that camel still biting that Slaton sister? Poor camel probably has rabies now.

Who'd have thought I'd like Emily so much now? She and Kobe seem so comfortable, they really enjoy being together. Its sweet to see. Oh Emily, chill. Its a party. Everyone is expecting to have fun, and they will. Enjoy yourself.

Its so beautiful! I can see the vibe you're going for, looks great! Emily has beautiful hair.

Did she say her baby loved screaming? Oh lordy. Yes, Kara, you are the only woman on earth who has given birth and also has a job. Get over yourself.

What the hell is the problem? Its his life! Back the hell off. He's 56, not 90!

At 31, Annie should not lack for eggs.

I am! How's your decorating project coming?

Well friends, we made it. Thanks for all the laughs! Is anyone going to Diaries? I may saunter over there if anyone's chatting.

Oh dear God why on earth are they dragging this out?

Cut to Sophie. She is thinking "how does cheese work?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Details, details.

They're going to bring in Natalie's manicurist and Rob's mail carrier next.

Well, Ari, one can see why you are never able to make friends. You are awful.

She sold her remaining shreds of journalistic integrity and professionalism to the devil in exchange for eternal youth.

Wait, now Florian's copping an attitude about Bini dancing with someone in a club/dance atmosphere? Jesus take the wheel.

Endocrine? External? Energizer? Educational?

Poor Ari. She's such a victim. She needed her mother to come and fight her battles for her. Poor dear.

Eggplant? Elephant? Excellency? Epidural?

Janice says other woman have tried to "extort" Bini. Unlike your daughter, who got knocked up and used that to tie the worthless Bini to her with bands of steel and guilt.

Who wouldn't cheat on Ari? She would drive any man around the bend. Jasmine says "amen" to Ari's impassioned plea to Bini to spend more time with his son. Jasmine, who farmed out her two children and tripped merrily off to the US. And is now having a replacement baby.

Every man is asked if he cheated. Only Julia (furrin HOOR!) is asked if she did.

Oh, Ari for me, no contest. Bini is just a garden variety dirtball. Ari is the Queen of the Victims and a Blameless Angel. Just ask her.

She can not. How can she insert herself into his life and meddle in everything he does otherwise?