Pepper Mostly

Is this your redecorating project you were talking about a while back? Good luck with it! I have a few painting projects that need doing, now that its getting brighter and warmer I think I can finally get motivated to begin! He thinks he's done enough. He'd better watch out or he'll gain it all back

I renewed my passport a few weeks ago and got my new one last weekend, I was shocked that it came so quickly. I didn't know what to expect. Houseguest got hers within two weeks!

You've been busy! I have a perma-pile of "stuff for Savers" in my living room. It never seems to be gone. Houseguest and I have been putting the brakes on thrifting these days, she just bought a new car and has to watch her pennies. And another pile of stuff that I've bought for my son, mostly clothes I find thrifting, which he never gets around to bringing home with him, sigh. I wish I had a cleaning lady. Wednesday is my housework day, so things are under control. But don't look too close.

Didn't she also write the books that inspired Shetland? I've never read any of her books but I might start!

She was so genuinely happy. I hope her success motivates her to keep going. There is nothing like successfully losing weight to encourage you.

Ooh, that looks good. I love that kind of cooking! Not fancy, good flavorful comfort food is my jam.

He says he had a "couple of concussions". I feel like he was a big guy, who played balls to the wall but not intelligently, did dumb shit and got injured because he wasn't paying attention or was careless.

Who has anecdotes? Read any good books? What are you watching when you're not watching trash TV? Cooked anything nice? Found a killer bargain? Spring cleaning?

I will never till my dying day understand these people who have to "take a break" from the program. How does eating healthy and doing some exercise interfere with being with his kids or working?

She's dead inside. Never a dog. Feeding it would erode the food budget. Never mind that, did you know that you have to walk a dog every day? That lumberjack breakfast could get cold! Chrystal probably has a pretty face. But who could tell?

Oh, he's "trying" to eat healthier. Except its so haaaard. His wrist is bigger than my thigh.

"She took the house, she took the kids". Poor guy, he's the real victim here. This guy was an athlete. You'd think he'd understand the value of discipline and routine. Hahahahahaha, I kill me.

I recall that there was some lively discussion last time this assclown was on, with this pathetic "I can't go to Houston because I'll lose custody of my kids" excuse. I cannot imagine any situation where attending to a medical issue would cause a problem. Can anyone shed any light on this?

Big old Trump flag hanging on his porch. Take that how you will.

He's so full of shit. He leans on the "my kids" excuse to avoid, well, anything.

Not enough.

Where's Lacey? An instant classic! Where's Schnee?

And now he's whinging about his kids. Sure buddy. You love them more than anything. Except tater tots, extra cheese pizza, HoHos, and lumberjack slam packs. Fuck off. That beard is the least of his problems.

She was sick of watching the entire household budget disappear down his gullet.

"He didn't need to play football to be the best he could be" Oooh, looks like that didn't work very well, Mom.

And THAT was just the amuse bouche!

His wife said she was going to leave him because he was a huge enormous sack of lard. So rather than look in the mirror and decide to make a change in his life, he called his mommy and said he was coming home. Um, OK.

She takes the pan out of the oven and plunks it right on the table. What the?

Her daughters are headed to 600 pound land too. She's "taking a break". DUN DUN DUN.

She walked eleven steps. What a hero.