Pepper Mostly

I hate Brandon SO MUCH. And his nosy parkering interfering pearl clutching parents. Everyone tsk tsking and wringing their hands and gasping in shock because Julia kissed a guy. Jesus. Like they're all a bunch of nuns and monks, innocent of the world. I'll retire to Bedlam. Brandon: I didn't cheat! Pepper Mostly: Like anyone would let your peen within six feet of her. Please. How Julia can kiss that rabbity, Betty lookalike face never ceases to amaze me.

Hola, peeps! How's everyone's Monday going? It was pouring all day and very gloomy here. I cannot believe I'm here for this but the siren song of my Primetimer peeps is strong.

Guys. Look what I found in the wild! I was scrolling one of those lists, you know, "Instagram vs. Reality", and look who it is! But is it Darcey or Stacey??

BILLY BLANKS

Well, peeps, that's a wrap! Thanks for all the laughs, I barely watched the show! Have a great Monday, love you all, MWAH!

She spent one afternoon with these feebs and say "screw these fools" and retired to her deck and a pitcher of martinis

In Armando's shoes I would not want to move here, especially with a young daughter. I'd stay right in Mexico, thank you very much.

Wow, I did TaeBo for a while. Had the videos and everything. I detected no change in mushiness but my side kicks were awesome.

The ads might be annoying but they are great. Good products and super fast ship!

Maybe she has a UTI because she DID.

Shekinah! You do not walk into a salon and say "two pedicures"! Greet the nice lady and ask if they can accommodate a walk in! What the hell is wrong with her? They moved to Mexico City.

My God, he's probably met them already. He's gay, and very sociable. He's been there two months and has already made a million friends.

All of them. All the drinks.

We still can't.

He lived in Mexico for a number of years before he took off for various places before settling in Turkey. He lived in Puerto Vallarta before, Mexico City is a whole different vibe and he really loves it so far.

And he must never, ever tell her that he feels sad or homesick, because it makes HER feel bad. She is the worst.

Damn near fell out of bed. Where does she get off? I hate her.

It was Tuna Tuesday!

Houseguest and I went to The Friendly Toast for brunch after our shop. I had a Bohemian Raspberry-elderflower liqueur, raspberry puree, lemonade and champagne. It was delicious.

And the Lysol douches of the 50's!

The trick is to write them more in sorrow than in anger, about how their usually sterling product somehow fell short the last time you purchased. Just sit back and watch those coupons roll in.

I keep yeast in the fridge. I buy it at Nuts.com in one pound bags.

Probably take a loofah, a pumice stone and a wire brush.

"Ladies! Are you tired of your ladygarden smelling like a fish pier in July? Buy our product so your appalling stench won't cause nausea in passers by"