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AND he's ten years younger than she is!

Neither would I, but he supposedly loves her! He can't support her doing what she loves?

Right? Its not like sexy women are thin on the ground in France.

She just gets that look on her like she ate a bad clam and whinges about how that bothers her. Then pouts.

Matt Sharp's college roommate's niece. She provided her own wardrobe and transportation.

Dude. A straight woman could also say "this is not enough for me, I want to experience something else". What the hell is wrong with him? Of course, this is a retread of the famous "Rob and Sophie" bone of contention. It was boring then and its boring now.

What kind of question is this? "How professional are you going to be"? Seriously, this empty headed bint is really rustling my jimmies. She's so suspicious! And Mahdi isn't winning any points with me either. Dude. Either embrace the differences and adapt, or go the fuck home. He doesn't want her to paint women. He doesn't want her to paint men. "Honey, why don't you paint a nice still life?". Sheesh.

Even a young well muscled lad like Mahdi?

Now I can't unsee it.

Oh, yippee. After an outing with boring,self absorbed Amani, we switch gears and focus on boring, self absorbed Stevi.

She's really become quite terrifying. Low fat. Store brand.

What does Sgt. Baker think?

She actually isn't really stepping up to the "do anything for a green card" plate. Why all the weeping and waffling? Just agree to everything and act enthusiastic! Or you'll be right back on the pole with a quickness.

They're wearing these evening dresses with no front and no back to a day time wine tasting? Do I have that right?

Amani is going to sulk and mope and say "its fine". So much for having that honest and open communication you keep nattering on about.

Amani could whine for the USA

Mr. Driver, Any's mother knows she's a STRIPPER in TIJUANA. I'm sure she's unshockable at this point.

"Hey baby, let me toast your baguettes"

Why are they still talking about this?

Oh dear sweet tap dancing babby Jeebus, Shekky takes magnesium for "brain health". Shekky. That ship has sailed. Your brain is composed solely of dust bunnies and old baguettes.

Ahem. Did you bring enough for the whole class, missy?

Fronch Dan is sitting in a wine bar, in his cashmere pullover, trying to sound like a tough guy. I am dying here.

So, Daughter Veronica does her "skin care routine" without tying her hair back? That is Step One!

Got my Maalox handy! I think Friend Jessica wants to throw Juan down and bang him like a gong. Fight me. She is waaaaay too invested.

Hola, snarkers! Have you gotten a job yet?