WhoaWhoKnew

IA and I feel there was a lot of average mistaken for irresistibility going on at WBHHS. Andrea was actually the prettiest one there (that we saw), imo.

Season 9, episode 13. Bethenny invited the ladies to an Italian restaurant in the Bronx. Dorinda arrives already under the influence and is ready to get even more fucked up. A shit storm erupts when Sonja suggests Dorinda was also in on Tipsy Girl. Dorinda and Sonja go back and forth getting louder and louder as Goodfellas looking guys clutch their pearls. Dorinda, red faced and slobbering, stands up and shouts, "CLIP! CLIP! CLIP!!" while making clamping motions with her hands. It's a hilarious scene. It's probably on YT.

After reading everyone's comments I realized this show is essentially a very effective black comedy. Like these bitches have some severe problems, but it's...funny.

Oh dear, next week looks like it's going to be a nightmare. I can't wait.

Dorinda's had ONE incident in 13 years? Lmao I can think of 6 drunken blow ups since she's been on the show, one of which included her screaming, "I LIVE BY THE SWORD, I'LL DIE BY THE SWORD!" EDIT: It's 8 now, I forgot about her stabbing herself in Mexico and "IT'S JOVANNI!"

IDK, but I love it. It reminds me of newly popular Louise in Teen Witch.

This season has the weakest tag lines.

Right, Sonja, you were "business women" 😉

UGH! I NEED to know what Ramona was talking about when "and if I hadn't totaled it..." trailed off.

At that point, Sonja needed that shit thrown in her face, tbh.

I think she's just allergic to fish with fins and scales or something.

Dorinda is really going to act like she has no idea why LuAnn said what she did in Colombia, isn't she? She is a nasty, messy, trash person when she gets loaded and she has to know that. No one is that deluded.

Towels for curtains? Sonja, the addicts on Intervention have classier decor.

I hope we haven't actually live-heard the development of some type of lung disease in LuAnn. Her voice is terrifying.

That's usually the case. People are so harsh with themselves though.

Y'all are about to make me legit cry. Pets are so wonderful. They give all love and no judgment.

We get it, Ramona. You're 60+ and hawt.

Erika's TH look with the animal print top is TOO MUCH! Looking like Alexis Carrington's trailer trash sister.

The horse enthusiasts on this show are always weird.

Kyle seemed to be looking to start some shit with LVP at the pet place. And TBH in every argument Kyle gets in, I never understand her point of view or wtf her problem is.

Just watched yesterday's car repossession/theft case. I have never seen someone declare they are dating someone's husband with such unbridled pride. It really takes all kinds.

She changed her look, started with the anti aging stuff, did the 17 year (a milestone year no one else on earth recognizes) vow renewal, started getting completely loaded, and this season is when the bragging about her marriage to anyone (including complete a stranger) got cranked up to 5000. Something unpleasant was going on with them, I think.

Homegirl couldn't even be bothered and sit eat a fucking taco with them every now and then. She thought it was funny too. That scene is more shameful than anything else we've seen from her.

The defendant is one of the few people I've seen who are ALWAYS on the verge of full blown rage tears. Hopefully she doesn't take things any farther than blog posts.

Never change, Sonja.