WhoaWhoKnew

This is true. I took one Art History class thinking it would be a bunch of "tell me the name of this piece and what year it was created." Got the text book that was as big as a goddamned dictionary and wanted to cry. No one told me I needed to know how the local politics, culture, societal norms, economics, and maybe even the fucking weather led to how and why it was done!

Wasn't it Bethenny who freaked out and started bawling? I do remember Heather being annoying and overbearing though.

LuAnn's 796 year old with emphysema laugh in her last TH is terrifying. She should get that checked out.

Dorinda sitting in the courtyard in Cartagena vs. Dorinda eating lunch with Bethenny in her new apartment is shocking. She cleans up better than anyone I've ever seen.

I hope she's really as "cool" as she lets on. Otherwise, this is just...unfortunate.

Is it not the same as asking someone how their meal is?

She's been swept up into the Barbie feet Instagram trend.

I get what you're saying and it's not wrong. It's just there are social and economic realities that go along with someone like LuAnn making a flippant comment like that which may be why someone would view it negatively even if it were completely innocent.

Her attitude is the problem.

I saw it upon rewatch. Her glass seemed to be empty before the sip. I feel like the cameras and Dorinda would have let us know had she drank the champagne.

Nema and Mona are weird af. Their whole Parent Trap story is creepy and they need to be studied by a university's psychology department.

I don't think that's really her. Not verified and her name is spelled Frankel. Too good to be true!

Puzzle Master, @Martinigirl, left another clue! She alluded to Carole posting (she did not say where) under the name Evelyn. Also, it should be noted she changed the spelling of Evelyn to Evelynn.

The one time Ramona doesn't have her noodle...

Uh, yeah? Every time I've been on a boat it was basically a re-enactment of The Perfect Storm!

Mama WhoaWhoKnew from the other room: Who peed in their pants?!

Exactly what I was thinking! She is not reselling, she's sending one of those wayward youth she employs (? Do they get paid?) down to wherever she got it for a refund.

Dorinda's feelings are not hurt. She's pissed that one more person called her out on her bad behavior.

I get the feeling that if she didn't have money all of her friends and connections would view her as a garbage lowlife.

I am in awe at how stoic and professional they are.

I agree! She's legendary!

I hope @Martinigirl shows up and posts tomorrow night like nothing weird happened here over the week.

Really! The way Kelly interacts with her reminds me of how Tamra was with Ryan. I forget what the technical term is for it, but it's when a parent behaves like the child is a peer or a partner. It's all very odd to me.

Sitting on the beach, Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki look like 3 aging triplets who are recovering from the youngest's (by 37 minutes) 9th bachelorette party.

I do like seeing them get hammered and act a fool if it happens organically. This seems like they set out to get drunk and sloppy for tv, whereas the NYC ladies always just seem to end up there in the course of the evening.