WhoaWhoKnew

Glad to learn that if I ever need to scrub out a crack pipe I'm prepared with a pantry full of Chore Boys.

Uh oh. Bethenny likes the underdog.

You are lovely people!

Ikr! My favorite half of the year is upon us!

She's got Olympic caliber suck stomach in, push chest out skills.

I agree with you and I have a feeling a lot of people would also if they pictured a dude like Aviva's creep dad saying the same lyrics instead of the charming, clean cut man we usually see performing this song.

That's where he needs to be, tbh. Sean is second only to Penny as the most maladjusted person to ever grace a TV show. And I'm including Judge Judy, Cops, Jerry Springer.

NO IT WASN'T HER FAULT! She was forced to keep them chained up at night because people were kicking her fence in just to accuse her dogs of escaping!!!! YOU ALL CAN GET IT!

Want a real DJ? Pay real money, not cookies or purex or whatever.

I sniffed Elmer's glue because it smells heavenly. My 2nd grade teacher saw me doing it and screamed at me that it was worse than doing drugs. I thought I was a degenerate junkie for...at least until 8th grade.

Love the family cooking plan! If I have kids I'll do that! I'll admit I'm really bummed cooking at home isn't en vogue for my generation. I've found myself preferring frozen crap over making the same thing from scratch. I used to love cooking dinner every evening when I was back in high school. I don't know what went wrong!

I thought the plaintiffs in the Compton fence case were the crazy ones. The hallterview really confirmed it for me when she accused the sisters of being jealous of her husband.

FOXY GUYS

As long as he's current with $$ and doing his own work, the school won't care.

Does Michel live in Stars Hollow? I've always wondered because no one (including Michel) really acts like he's a fellow resident.

I love learning Yiddish from her, too! Fakahkta (sp?) is my favorite.

Lmao! He will lobby congress for it, so no one ever has to suffer such an indignity again!

Haircut lawyer's hallterview was so odd. He wanted to be tried by a jury of his peers? Like this is real court? And this was some kind of a politically motivated cosmetological hate crime? WHAT

We all have our favorite/least favorite HWs, but can you name something you like about each of them? LuAnn: She picks herself up and dusts herself off better than anyone I've ever seen. Dorinda: She seems like she would be the first to help a friend in need (especially if they needed to get rid of a body). Tinsley: I think she is one of those people who is inherently kind. Carole: She seems like she would be a good person to just shoot the shit with and has the ability to converse in a variety of topics. Bethenny: She's got a quick wit. Sonja: She can laugh at herself. Ramona: She is introspective and aware of her personal faults.

Business is literally all Bethenny has in life that she can say is better than the other HWs, so she has to shove it in others' faces.

Correct. Carole sets herself up to look ridiculous with the career situation.

Sure, but she'll tell you that instead of bullshitting like Carole.

How funny was it watching Dorinda trying to come up with what Carole's current career is?

Yes! The texts have arrived! I love when they break out evidence like it's a capital murder trial.

I love Ramona's laugh. It's both disturbing and cute.