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He was on OG Below Deck and his crazy preference sheet was the reason Rachel walked off the boat. And he was just as lovely on that one and won everyone over with his enthusiasm and joy. Gary is vile. If you can't tell that a woman has her period while you're going down on her then that's on you. You don't get to humiliate her like that just because you're a moron.

As if that wizened old prune Lisa would step in and stop a woman being verbally attacked. Notice how much tougher she was with Raquel whereas she couldn't provide cover for Sandoval fast enough? And constantly trying to make Schwartz seem like a misguided puppy dog, too cute and dim to be held accountable for his actions. And Schwartz STILL trying to do the cutesy "oh, I thought I was a Casanova but I looked gross". The smarmy act doesn't work anymore, you turd. We see you. **And yes, I realize that calling Lisa a prune undercuts my point about misogyny. I stand by my hypocrisy**

She's honoring her true screen father, Ronn Moss, who spent years stapling road kill to his head and hoping nobody would notice.

That's typical Katie. We don't know Jo. She was on the show for 10 seconds and her instagram is private. Sure, she hooked up with that duplicitous taint Schwartz so she's probably an awful person. But as a result of the Katie comments she's now known as "Crazy Jo". Katie HAS been trolling her. She has been right about a lot this season but I haven't forgotten that she can be really vicious. In fact, all of these people are terrible. Ariana is the least objectionable but I'm damning her with faint praise. Raquel was too, before her long con was revealed. She's been driven to a mental health facility because of the hate she's gotten and I abhor it but damn. Her smug eye rolling and grinning when Schwartz said kissing her was a revelation makes it really hard to root for her.

What season are you up to? She's pretty awful all the way through but she's at peak bitch mode during season 1-3. When she leaves and then comes back she's chastened for a while, then gets her bitch bone back during Katies wedding season. Then she becomes a different type of crazy when she gets together with Beau. You're not going to get much of a "she learned and grew" moment with Stassi Schroeder.

That motorcycle shipped Stephanie and Eric. It had it coming.

*I accept no responsibility if you suffer a heart attack from laughing. This is why I can't quit this show. It's so frigging cheesy.

Well, he looks better :) I know that's not the point you're making but my god, he looked awful when he started. It's got to be the haircut because not much else has changed. At least he sort of looks like he belongs on a soap renowned for eye candy now.

I can't fault him for being anti-James, either. His daughter was engaged to a verbally abusive, vicious alcoholic who most likely cheated on her repeatedly. No father would be thrilled. I didn't see enough of him to form an opinion on his personality, though. He might just be one of those people that most don't get. My dad was like that. He'd say something as a joke but with no inflection or indication that he wasn't being serious and I can't tell you how many people he offended/ pissed off. I can easily imagine him making a joke about burying my finance in the desert like Father Leviss did and expecting people to realise he was being facetious. Probably a good thing I'm not on reality TV.

I'm wracking my brain to work out who you're referring to here. Because Sandoval's a moron and dumber than both Ariana and Raquel. Scheana graduated from college and Brock wrote "farther of 3" on his instagram bio (I refuse to believe that was a simple typo). Jax is dumber than everyone so that has to include Brittany. Katie isn't a moron. Stassi is smarter than Beau (I think). We don't know Allie well enough yet to make a judgement. Kristen is smarter than TOm and possibly Carter. Who's left?

Yep. That's all I can think of when I see him.

In a few months you're going to look like a genius. Nothing starts the path to redemption better than a baby. Just ask Stassi and Dirty John.

Ariana has a right to judge her. The people in the cast do as well, to an extent. But this hysteria over the whole thing? It's ultimately a situation of infidelity and in Raquel's case, duplicity with a good friend. People are acting like it's been revealed that they were running a child porn ring or something. The collective hysteria on Reddit is bonkers. We don't know these people, even if we sort of think we do because we've watched them for years. They don't owe us anything. Going after their businesses, abusive dm's (turn your freaking comments off, Raquel), death threats over cheating? All of these people are terrible. Tom has always been a dumb scumbag. Raquel played a long game as someone else so it's more surprising but at the end of the day...it's just cheating.

aka The Tim Allen Story.

For me it was Pamela saying that he explained it away as "you should see me naked because I've seen you". That really struck me as the type of thing a scummy guy who thinks he's a good guy would say to assert power while pretending that he was actually doing her a favor. "Oh, I've jacked off to you and I'm going to bring it up when I barely know you and I'm the star of a garbage TV show. And I'll degrade you by flashing you but I'll do it in a way that I think is funny and therefore not predatory and who cares what you think because you're just a Playboy centerfold." I can't stand Tim Allen, though, which might be clouding my thoughts.

This reminds me of James Gandolfini admitting that he used to moon Lorraine Bracco to break the ice before a tough scene. It was all very 'oh, she thought it was hilarious' but in a situation like that does she have any choice but to find it hilarious? He was the star. Her role was important but clearly supporting. Who would HBO have sided with if she kicked up a stink and who would have lost their job if it came down to it? Women have been forced to have a sense of humour about this crap for centuries.

I'd ask him but he blocked me. For calling him a sex offender. That one might be on me.

I used to follow one of his accusers, Chrissy Bixler, on Twitter. Before he was charged she had a lot to say (I'm assuming she's stopped now because of the trial). But I remember she once wrote that Bijou was desperate to get him to marry her and he always refused until she agreed to let him sodomize her whilst she slept. The unknowing/unable to fight was a big thing for him and once she agreed to it they got engaged. I have no idea how she would know that and even to me, who believes the accusers, that seems farfetched. Chrissy is a trip. She is obviously traumatized about her experiences with both Danny and Scientology but some of the things she would accuse them of, like Scientology poisoning 4 of her dogs... Then again, we all know Scientology has those creepy hit squads that stalk people.

I fear your hope in Liam's intelligence might be misplaced. The man thought the mannequin was his wife. 10000 years ago Ridge got tricked by Morgan with a doctored voice mail from Taylor saying he was allowed to have sex with her. I thought that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen on a soap. Liam falling for the mannequin and going to sleep with Steffy as a result would replace it, except that the fall out from the Morgan lie was so hilarious and badly acted by Ronn Moss that I sort of remember it fondly. Liam's just a wussy dolt.

See, I prefer him as an asshole lunatic. Sane Thomas is boring as hell. But Hope shouldn't give him the time of day in either iteration. He kept her from her baby. Then again, on General Hospital Carly almost married the man who set up her sons rape. I guess this is better. I liked the swim cap thing Hope wore. Beyond that, the dress was a bit blah. The line's called Hope for the Future and the showstopper is a 1920s flapper dress? And it's been a while since I saw one but do they normally stand up there thanking everyone like it's The Oscars?

He's still got his Prayer Academy for Future Philosophy Majors income stream. I don't have the answers as to why 'slavery was a choice' didn't have as much traction. It should have. But I can promise you that like all the companies and donors that ran away during a certain event in early January 2021 and then came crawling back once the heat died down...Ye will get his major sponsors back. People have no long term memories for anything any more. He won't be broke. He still has a platform. The only way Kanye will feel the pain is if people stop paying attention to him.

I was a Jammy fan back in the day. Cousin loving 4 eva.

He's the same. He was dating a costar on Guiding Light and they were SO in your face about it (and this was pre social media as it is today). When they broke up he said he'd never be that open about his partners again and was really gun shy because of it. Many years later, he seems to have forgotten that lesson.

My cousins' last name is Tandy and his wife is named Amanda. We call her Mandy. And yes, she kept her maiden name to hyphenate because she's not a moron.

I've been torn with Britney during this saga. I've always felt that her mental issues were real and when coupled with her arrested development led to some really bad decisions. I think they're still a real factor but she's probably going to be reticent to take medication because of what she went through. And that first video is...odd. Waking the kids up to put lotion on their "coarse" faces seems like something someone would worry about during a manic phase. But at the same time, like you said, it was 5 years ago. If there were recordings of me arguing with my parents at that age I don't think I'd come out of it looking great. Would people be attacking the kids over this? Most of the stuff I've seen is going after K Fed for being a bitter free loader. I'd be disappointed it the kids were getting abused but people suck so who knows.