Hannah94

I agree but I also cannot blame him for wanting out of there!

Am I the only one who can see the look of despair on Tom's face every time she rambles on about marriage, engagement, etc? I can literally see a thought cloud above his head that reads "Omfg, what have I signed up for? I signed a contract with TLC and now I have to follow through with this circus act."

Dang, that is impressive! If the jack wagons on this show had half the intelligence you had in just first grade, they'd be much more tolerable. I have read that the younger they start, the more successful they will be in learning a second language. I took four years of Spanish in HS and I can pretty much only ask where the bathroom or shoe store is....sad, I know, lol.

Yes! And wtf is this nonsense about adopting a grown adult, especially an adult OLDER than you? Is this really a thing? I am going to go "adopt" all my friends so I can claim them on my taxes!

Woah, what is the train wreck of eyeshadow/eyebrows on this girl? Dang. She looks like she could be somewhat attractive if she washed all that shit off. It looks like someone took a sharpie and drew on her brows, after drinking a ton of booze.

He's such a fake. He may have had a very short online relationship/experience years ago with someone abroad, possibly. But he found this glorious shit show and he wanted to become "famous", so he signed up. There is no Maria. No one, not even Danielle or Nicole, is that dumb. Their partners appeared on the show, at least. It's really frustrating to watch. I def like watching the total disasters on these shows (as I have mentioned multiple times, it makes me feel a slight bit better about my own life) but when it is 100% fabricated drama, it disappoints.

@RealReality, we all need to meet for tea/coffee/mojitos. Let's make this happen! Trashy reality tv really brings people together, sadly but truly!

So is this a new trashy reality tv show that could potentially make me feel better about my own life? If so, I am on board!

My guess is.....she recently met Tom online, and she is lying about knowing him for 4 years. Because all this talk about "we have been talking and flirting for 4 years" is exhausting bullshit. WE SAW YOU WITH JESSE, dimwit. I really wish Darcy wasn't so high maintenance (to us, the viewers, that is). She wears me out so much that it drains the energy out of me and I am slacking off with my exercise regime because I need a nap after watching her hysterics. Watching a grown ass woman, a mom to boot, cry over every little thing or not even anything at all, embarrasses the entire female population.

Oooh, Darcy should sign up!

100 gazillion percent!

Larissa was in 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After with her gas-lighting husband Coltee and his Normal Bates-level mom, Debbie. When they split, Larissa appeared on the Tell All with her new (fake) boyfriend, Eric. Edit to add: Most of us in the LAL thread are also "fans" of the glorious shit show 90 Day Fiancé and its spin-offs, hence the reference to Larissa and Eric.

I agree with every word, even the part about Jenmit, or whatever their couple name is, lol. She knew, Production had to know (thorough background checks, etc?) so I will see you in their thread soon!

Wouldn't a reality tv show do extensive background checks on all its participants? I cannot imagine how deep the legal team digs to get a full check on everyone. That said, I believe they knew he was married. They wouldn't subject themselves to any potential damage that could arise from someone with a sketchy past/present. They did this for shock factor, imo.

Lol, from reading all the comments on these threads, she is by far the most disliked one! We may have differences of opinion on other matters, but I am fairly certain we all agree she is the worst.

Why is she ALWAYS making that ridiculous face? It looks like she had a stroke or something and her face is frozen like that. She must be aware of how stupid she looks, no?

I think I might be in love with her.....

I see that in him too. Tiffany is just an idiot, holy crap. And does this chic own ANY shirts that have shoulders? I mean, her build is so odd, it is the worst possible look on her. I have yet to see her in a shirt that isn't cold shoulder. And she is like a broken record, with her "doubts" and threats of leaving. Shut up and go put on a kimono or something, Tiff. Other notes on this episode: Baby Pierre is so cute! Paul seemed almost normal in this episode. The Corey segment was so sad 😞 His mom seems so strong. I have no idea how she is holding it all together right now. And Liam may seem like a douchewad but imagine how many times he has been down a rocky road with his delusional mom's relationships. He's just over it now. I do think he should have stayed home, though, since he clearly resents being there. I doubt the sincerity of Laura and Aladdin's relationship, but I give mad props to Aladdin that he is respectful to Laura and Liam and has a very good personality, IMO. The Jenny/Sumit show is just scripted BS. But damn, girl has some serious Hollywood game. She is like the Tom Hanks of reality tv (that is a compliment, as he is one of the best actors I have ever seen in my life). Last note.....guys, I think I fell in love with Jenny's daughter in law's epic facial expressions today.

This is purely speculation on my part, not an actual spoiler, but I will hide it just in case people don't want to read my suspicions on this....

My guess.....Production gave them a drama line to follow and they failed.

IDK for sure but I imagine it is on a case by case basis. I knew a scumbag years ago, through a mutual friend, that went to boot camp and decided it wasn't for him so he bailed out. He claimed the walking hurt his feet and caused him so much anxiety that he couldn't go through with it. He was discharged (dishonorable, I believe) but that lazy piece of dog shit tried to file for veterans benefits later on.

Exactly. I have to wonder what kind of fun house mirror some of these tools (Nicole, Angela, etc) use.

I watched the second hour (I cannot understand this show or how it works with On Demand). I caught Darcey say "Tom and I's" instead of "Tom and my" three times. Has she been hanging out with Grangela (as in "Michael and I's relationship")? That shit irks me to the core. It is very simple grammar and English is your first language, you thirsty ass bitch. OMG now the waterworks while they are sight-seeing in Albania. Stacey looks uncomfortable and embarrassed. Dare I say, she got all the emotional maturity and common sense in this twin-ship?

The Darcey twins had really thin, stringy hair. Now look at them - they have matching wigs!

Why does Michael pursue Angela? I am not seeing the appeal. She is old, fat, ugly, rude, not funny, nothing good about her personality, and she looks like she reeks badly.