Hannah94

spoiler, sorry.....will post in the couple's thread.

I have to confess, I don't blame Jesse at all, if I ever did. Who knows what kind of extreme next-level psychosis he experienced from her, off camera? I mean, she is bad enough when the camera is rolling; can you imagine how much worse she can get when it's a private moment? Good Lord, girl needs serious help. She is Jodi Arias-level unbalanced.

True. But those other couples also make the show snarky, which makes viewers tune in. Because let's face it, the morons on this show make us all feel better about our own lives. Watching a boring "real" couple is just like having dinner with my own family members, and frankly, their lives are way higher quality than mine. So I watch this shit to high five myself, like "thank God, another day I wasn't scammed by someone", etc.

I agree. I cannot imagine the extensive background checks these people go through to get on this show; that said, I believe TLC did know. They are in it for the shock and awe of viewers.

Am I the only one is bored with this couple? I tend to zone off when they are on screen.

You guys....I accidentally watched my first ever episode of Sister Wives during a bout of insomnia....oddly, I find these people very personable and likable. I am scared. Help, I think I need an intervention. 😱😰

We should make this a poll. I vote Angela all the way. Although, I will give credit to her for ONE single thing: after watching her on tv, I look in the mirror and I see a young super fit girl in her twenties, lol. Because she looks 30+ years older than me when in reality, it's less than 10.

As much as I dislike her desperation and thirst, she'd make good trashy tv and is way more entertaining (in a snark-worthy sense) than Chantel and company. It's mind-blowing what a mess Darcey is.

Sweet baby Jebus, Grangela seems to age several years between each episode. After seeing the pictures posted here by people around her age, I am floored at how ancient she looks and/or by how friggin young y'all look, being the same age as her! At you, @Mrs. Hanson: you cannot possibly be anywhere near her age, right??!! I think you might be fooling us and you are really in your thirties, lol. I have an aunt in her early 70s and she easily looks 20 years younger than Angela. It hurts my eyes to look at her, and my ears also hurt listening to her. She has not one likable trait.

I agree 100000000%. You look fantastic. I envy you!

I agree. There is something very odd about the losers in this show and bizarre skin conditions. Idk but if I just had a bad week of skin care, I would at least try to treat it and/or cover it with makeup, especially knowing I am being filmed for the entire country to see!

This moron took her fresh out of prison boyfriend to open a bank account.....with what money exactly?

I personally find it ironic - in more ways than one - that she uses the word "angel" to describe herself...most notably because she drenches herself in that scent daily.

My observations about this flaming dumpster of trash: Why does almost everyone this season look like they never bathe? They look smelly. Why do so many of them look like they have serious skin diseases? Lizzie and also Amber's friend at the beauty salon (Idk her name) most of all. Good Lord, girl with balloons. Woah, she is a fucking walking train wreck and I am here for it. 🎈🚆 I suspect Cheryl is either rapid-cycle bipolar or she is on some sort of dope that causes her to lash out for no apparent reason and then immediately within seconds, go into a glowing happy-in-love persona. Josh actually has a very pleasant personality, aside from the whole bank robber/car crasher thing. Andrea had a nice wig on. Other than that, that couple is a snooze fest. 😴 I think Amber is pulling the biggest con of them all, acting on camera as though she is shocked 😱 at how bizarre and unethical Vince is, when we all know she and her prison bitch are behind all his schemes just as much as he is. Lacey....oh the loathing I feel for this one. 🔪She doesn't know who her kid's dad is. She is "dating" two inmates. Her three children are merely noteworthy to her, if that. And if she is a model, I am the queen of Egypt. She is bloated, puffy, ugly, and possibly one of the dumbest and most annoying ever to appear on tv. What type of modeling agency would hire her? No. And the cellulite everywhere! Omg, I've never seen so much on one body in my life. Not body shaming, but this tramp put her nasty ass body on national tv, so she gets whatever she gets. 🐷

That dum dum is not moving to Syria. She is almost as thirsty as Darcy. She needs the drama and attention so badly, it's disturbing. I kinda feel bad for Omar if he is legit. He is a young good-looking guy that married a whore who converted on a dime to his religion, just to get his d. She is fake as fuck. He doesn't deserve a spoiled brat whore; he deserves someone who truly respects him and his religion in every way.

It's been suggested several times. I get more of a "metrosexual" feel from him. His appearance, movements, and behavior just give me that vibe. Could be that he's in the closet, so to speak, who knows with this crazy trashy show. "the guy with the weird head" = golden. LMAO.

Good Lord, this borders on sad/pathetic and absolutely hilarious! She really thinks she looks sexy and she looks like a complete moron. Again, I must say HER POOR KIDS!

And I will be sitting right by you, snarking and laughing....and trying not to piss my pants.

Thank you! $18 a month? Wth? I need my trashy tv shows: Love After Lockup, 90 Day Fiancé, My 600 Lb Life, and also Lifetime (for the trashy movies), Hallmark (come on, everybody needs to watch a fairy tale every now and then), and Investigation Discovery. On their website, it looks like they cover all my bases, am I right? It seems too good to be true (kinda like a geriatric American lady landing a hot young guy in the Middle East). What's the catch?

Can't say I blame him. I could barely stand to watch her segments. That woman was Darcy-level pathetic/desperate.

How exactly does this Philo work? I just googled them and it seems like they have all the channels I watch. But can I watch them on my Smart tv or only on phones/tablets? And does it have an on demand type of option like cable? Their website doesn't have a lot of information.

To you all, thank you! I was feeling really outdated and alone there for a minute, lol.

Please, someone tell me I am not the only person that caught this awesome reference!

This couple has been kinda boring, but I will admit that I have mad respect that they did not immediately jump into bed after getting off the plane, as most of the couples do on this shit show. Maybe I am old-fashioned, but I just cannot wrap my head around jumping in the sack with someone that you met online - mere hours after meeting them in person. Gross.

I don't think for one millisecond that either of them ever planned on Avery moving to Syria. That was production-driven drama, IMO. And I have to say, this time I do truly hope it is made-up drama. Oh shit, I just realized I have that exact same white belt that Tim is wearing. 😞