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SERIOUS about TM'ing the "pretty mess dungeon." Umm it isn't clever at all, Erika. You're just corny as hell & saying "some good di**" over and over isn't making you controversial or hot or any of that. You're a slob. My advice is save your $$ because no amount you invest in any business endeavor is going to amount to anything. It'll make you even more broke.

All the Jewish housewives sitting around Asher's (also Jewish???) Performance of "Oh Holy Night" singing about "Our Dear Savior's birth" and shedding tears?? Ummm okayyyy... I can't really compute. It feels like a mockery on some level. Could've chosen any other song like the Charlie Brown one or something. That was such a cringeworthy performance anyhow. Worse than an American Idol reject. In the words of Randy Jackson "that's a 'no' for me, dawg." Erika "singing" along. Oh dear. Such secondhand embarrassment. Then the others with glazed over eyes.

Is there a smalltalk section here ? I don't want to go off topic but DO want to ask about veneers. I cringe at the thought of them in an otherwise healthy (see: not meth addict) teeth. Are they as common now as botox? Seems like everyone on the howives shows and all Bravo shows gets them now. I thought whitening treatments were the norm if you are an adult and already had braces as a youth. Shep needed new teeth because as he mentioned sports injuries when he was younger presumably losing his teeth. I just don't understand putting yourself in a high maintenance situation with veneers as a healthy person. Giudices look crazy already.

Madison: "I have a client that had a house we can throw a party at..." Just stop it, Southern Charm. Just stop it. We know it's a Bravo house. I want so badly to like Venita. Please let me like you. Be yourself. Not a social media meme, INFLUENCER. Shep, grow the hell up. I wonder how many abortions he's responsible for. While they sit in judgment of who is top quality material. They perpetuate the cycle. It's so sad. These people are so stuck up. If not for TV they would not have any multicultural friends. Doubt they'd even have northerner friends.

Trop hop is probably just Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy with a little more citrus from grapefruit. Whatever. Not original and can't stand Austen one bit. Shep looks worse and worse. He ages 10 yrs each season. He's some diseased alkie. Then Kathryn mentioned she used a peel or something on her chin so that smeared lipstick look was just her makeup rubbing off and not covering her peeling she mentioned at the beginning of the party was happening. Leva looks like "friend of" this year. Madison has no place here any longer so should be gone. Who cares about exes? Same for Naomi. She's not with anyone in the cast and only peripheral friends with SOME so bye bye! Glad to see Craig doing well and dating. Chleb is literally the Polish word for "bread" (pronounced hleb) so I can't stop seeing and thinking that when I see his name 😉. Lord help anyone who gets tangled up with Kathryn. Also she was in a rage to leave bc she likely wanted to get back home for her fix of some sort. I do feel sorry for those who are slaves to addiction. I wonder if she will ever get help. Nothing has helped so far even getting kids taken away. I am SO SAD about butler Michael. He is adorable. 😕

Coming back to say the Sloppy Mess looked super bloated and unattractive during the facetime call with Rinna. I was wondering who the heck that is at first! No offense to the rest of us average people who look bloated and unattractive during facetime calls. This was just jarring. This season is giving Sloppy Mess enough rope to hang herself, it would seem. I guess she didn't need to be fired just yet. She can sink even lower.

I'm DEAD!!!!☠️ ZED!!!! ETA: Asher escorting Diana down the steps in this mumu looked like a grandson escorting a grandmother down the steps. It's a flash forward to what the future would be if he stuck with her. I don't know how Innis could stomach Asher. The whole thing is so over the top creepy. I get major same-sex interests vibes from Asher. He and Diana don't fit at all.

Not through the ep yet but can I say Kara looked so glam on the wedding day! The dress was so nice on her though not something I'd pick for me. I loved the hair! Having that short, straight hair, you'd think you can't do much with it but KUDOS to her hair stylist. I absolutely thought she looked great. "Going down the river in a kayak..." Guillermo and his analogy was so funny. I did see mother Bilal giving that talk to Shaida. Of course she will be on team Bilal!!! I see both sides of this coin. Bilal has ZERO passion for her. He's very cold. I see protecting your assets especially if they're that plentiful & you have 2 kids who rely on you. As the child, I'd be suspect of any new woman in my father's life -nevermind the 90 day visa aspect & "call me 'mom'." But...BUT wanting startup $$ upfront is not right. You can't demand $$ when you marry. It's assumed in their case & in the 90DF Visa that Bilal *is* responsible for Shaida when they marry. As for startup $$, she can make herself. Once she gets a Greencard, she may take private clientele at her home studio, at a public place like a park or at the clients' homes. When you make your own startup capital from those jobs and a client base, THEN get the rental studio and whatever "brand" she is talking about. Nobody owes you a startup capital...sorry. The prenup can be negotiated back and forth to reasonable conditions.

My take on the Erika "GTFO" comment: After "hitting on" Garcelle's older son (gross display of writhing around and trashy filth out of its mouth) by Erika- she really thought she managed to make a sexy display of herself. When Jax came around shortly after, in her delusional/drunk/high/narcissistic state, she thought maybe Jax was told to go "check her out". Like a boys' recon mission. Erika was really in her head. She probably felt like the trash display she was and suddenly clicked like "no. I'm done with my performance for tonight." That's when she snapped to GTFO.

Mohammed & Bilal should be together. Hang at the mosques & build their empires & just live together forever. I predict they'd be the best & most successful couple to come out of 90df franchise. Yve can use the opportunity to pull her head out of her ass & get 👏her👏self👏to👏ge👏ther👏!

Kobe.... She's your QUEEEEEEN TO BEEEEE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Oyyy Crystallllll....stop!!! Just STOPPPPPP! She's got an inferiority complex worse than anyone on this show. She needs to work on herself. Counseling for maybe not being "taken seriously" or "validated" in her life? I don't know. Something wrong with her and it's extremely immature. You can't convince people you're a big girl and act that way. Erika is still disgusting, low class, trashy. A grade A pig. Get her off this show.

Sara= EWWWW. Sorry. That's a no from me. Caroline Brooks= Maybe my standout favorite in this season Ayan= Does NOT look or feel or sound wealthy, elegant, classy, etc. She seems an average chick you could find anywhere including Kenya, Ethiopia, etc . She doesn't even seem a knockoff of Iman.

Sutton looks really pretty this season. This is the 1st partial ep I've caught so far but agree wigh all that Sutton needs to "be cool." Diana= wow. Just, wow. Interesting? What's her career? Professional Bosnian party/celrbrity hostess?! I'm confused on her background & absolute wealth she's demonstrating. Kyle will always annoy..."sleddeeeeen, snoweeeeen." 🙄 Shocked Erika is back. I thought the masses wanted her gone? She's looking worse for the wear. As soon as she walked into Diana's I thought "oh She's here to SHOP, no mistake about it!" Haven't seen Crystal or Rinna's scenes yet but I have a feeling not missing anything.

Ugh!!!! Emily!!! Know what I feel like these parents are? Naive. Spoiling. Foolish. She should've probably been tossed out a long time ago with her son and minimally helped out. By that I mean maybe sporadic or a couple times weekly babysitting. Emily needs a living. Kobe needs to consider job options. The tick head and Thais? She has no problem with house. She has problem with John living with them!!! Tick head can't afford it on his own so she is stuck with drunk. Sorry. This situation with Bilal...I don't like their story. Strange and incompatible. Kids involved is worse. GEEEEEARMO acts like a petulant child. His chick whatever her name is.. she is going to definitely cheat. She also bait and switched him with false promises. Mohammed...yes go back home. This 50 yr old woman can't change for you. Jibjab....can't have a relationship and "job" at the same time. "Just don't know how to do both. " oh wow. Seems he is unfit for... the WORLD. This kid, man! Really?! Your whole existence is relationships & things you need to do to make $$ and then chores to just exist. Someone has done an excellent job of hiding this from Jibjab. He always looks like he's about to cry. I think he might be like baby Kobin and probably still breast feeeding in the evenings.

Yes...yes. The timelessness of Chanel with the modernity of multiple LGBTQ+ children. Not the kids' fault but something strikes me off here.

Caroline hasn't begun living her best life. She just lost her business and husband and had a nervous freakin mental breakdown if you ask me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I thought the same. I thought "hmm. Seems nostalgic with the trinkets from Rebecca's life set up around. Odd choice having her in a shiny, red gown. Dark, dim scenery otherwise and a bar and a vesper?" I liked the voices of loved ones coming through so the train meshed well with that and sort of the seats with dividers around having different family members in them lent itself to the moving along/goodbye's. I can only GUESS that they were trying to avoid the "white light with a white gown" trope that every show and movie uses. I'm kind of glad they didn't bend to that. I think the dress was possibly one that Rebecca owned in life that she really loved and felt pretty in so she had it in her passing on. OR she imagined herself like that when she'd been promised by her father to one day go on a train like that where people "wear tuxedos & drink vespers." I would have traded Dr. K (no offense because I quite liked him) for a Kyle (the deceased triplet) homage. Maybe Jack could've been there sitting with Kyle and said "I want you to meet Kyle. You were his mother in life for 9 months and a 2 minutes but you were in each other's hearts and souls for all this time."....or something. Did Rebecca know she was dying? Why not say "I'm waiting for Kate"? Why keep saying "waiting for someone"? I assume William would've known who she's referring to if she said "but..Kate's not here." I think she knew she's passing on because she seemed confused qt first why Beth was on the train as though it's supposed to only contain souls of those who've passed on.

Lovely episode. I liked the train cars. As has been studied, hearing is the last sense to flee when people pass on. The fact Rebecca could hear the voices of those tending her bedside was a great plot point this episode. Sterling was summoning Denzel in his farewell Rebecca scene, it seems to me. I liked the "thank you for the meals." Beth had the best farewell speech in my opinion. I don't know how Rebecca maintained the calm, kind demeanor she seemed to have. No wonder she was well liked by many & loved by her family. The most angry she has been was when Jack told her she's never going to become a professional singer.

Bilal is wrong to keep poking at a woman who deems herself elegant and refined. Shaida(?) obviously has an opinion of herself that she is worthy of the best life has to offer. No problem with that. But you won't likely find her to be the butt of "booger" or "fart" jokes or any other low brow humor aimed at her. She is.not.having.it. Bilal feels the need to constantly aim those jokes at her even with the house "prank" test. He's either missing the mark or he's trying to beat her down into clay so he could mold her into a self-doubting figure of HIS OWN creation. That said, Shaida needs to keep hands to herself and develop other ways of blowing off her steam towards Bilal or just break up with his egotistical ass. He lords the power over her that she's here relying on him. He loves it. Miona lives under Jibri's parents' roof so she needs to make compromises. Compromise occurs with any coexisting relationship anywhere- especially when it's under the parents' roof. Period. Ariella...I have no idea what this person is. Binyam hanging and acrobating all over the subway is likely what he's seen on TV about what you do on the subway to show your "skills." 🙄 Do any of these people have any aspirations to get an education or learn a trade or anything?

Just because someone is "faaammbly" doesn't mean they have to be your BFF & you need to "ride or die" for them. Sometimes you can barely stomach them. But you don't need to preach how it's "all about faaammmbly" and "what mommy and daddy would think," etc. That argument tends to usually be self serving and one-sided. I have to overwhelmingly take Melissa and Joe's side on this. They just made the most sense. End of the day though, don't even bring up where you were seated because by now, you KNOW youre not "close." Delores had more right being upset she wasn't at the engagement party. I thought friends are the faaammmmbly you choose-- she was blown off big time. Funny how Jackie was trying to make nice with Jennifer and thought she's gaining some relevance and attention then Andy abruptly popped up and followed his bread and butter (Tree & JoeGo). LoL Classic! At least Andy admitted he would have been all up in Louie's business no matter what so Marge wasn't even the villain in this. I go between seeing Marge as a shi*-stirrer & sorta kinda harmless for the most part. I mean she wasn't the one digging on Louie and putting stuff out there. It was out there and he seems like a big enough boy to know who he started dating.

Joe G.: "Nobody can say 'boo' about Louie." Yup. Exactly. The finale episode said all I need to know. Louie walking off "I'm done!" With veins popping and all red on the face. Then Tree did the nervous laugh. That laugh of embarrassed and protective and "playing it off." It was disturbing. I hate seeing that stuff. Andy suggesting the prenup is SPOT ON. This will end UGLY. The daughters know mom is walking them all into a bloodbath but can't say a thing. This blind lust/ beginning stages of "love" is a problem and a lot of people make mistakes. I always respect these people who get out of relationships and go on to take their time SLOWLY getting to know someone or just stay single like "it's not worth it." Because looking for love immediately especially the way Tree wants to almost rewrite the past and correct some image of herself in a reapectful blissful relationship is a slippery slope. She is saying "the love of my life." I mean, you've both been through a whole life and families before this.. you can cut the act of "newlywed" romance. It's a bit much. You can't erase Joe Giudice. Louie never admitted to anything besides "I've made mistakes too in the past." It's ambiguous. JoeGo wanted the nitty gritty like "yes, I vandalized my ex's property." Say something apropos of what's being asked. Not a "I made mistakes." How many "thirsty ex's" can ONE MAN have?

THANK YOUUUU! Jeeze! Like pulling teeth trying to get anyone to notice Marcos! And he's so cool & nonchalant.

I know some have commented about Alexandra Breckenridge to be "bland." I agree and yet...there is something oddly satisfying about her look and her way. She is like kind of "average chick." And it makes me feel good about being kinda average chick. I liked how the boots with that dress made sense in the end. When I first saw it, I wondered. Don't know why Sophie was still friends with Kate though. They seemed like their friendship was almost nonexistent once again. It doesn't bother me they ended up together but I also wished he and Madison worked out. But Madison is super happy with her man so that's the clicking that needs to happen & it wasn't there with Kevin. Just THRILLED it's not Cassidy. I can't validate that character's existence even after all this time. So random. These celebrity brothers seem to pick up friends and strangers (especially Kevin) and take them on as besties. Like I would meet Charlie Sheen and become his confidante when we ran into each other at 7-11 and he told me his problems. Yeah, right!

We did see him previously juggle nonchalantly on the beach barbecue setup (assuming he was showing off for Ashley). He probably has a few things like that he could get by on. He reminds me of the geeky Brit in "Love Actually" who goes to America once he's told that American women basically drop their panties when they hear an accent like his. He goes to America to a random [I believe] Minnesota town & it turns out to be true. I don't know why but he just does. However, Ashley "knows [she] looks good" so she didn't particularly fall for it. I'll be the mom in the room & just say what I think...I feel bad for these peoples' parents. There. I said it 😔