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I think getting canned was the best thing to ever happen to this guy. Based on his performance in the sketches, he would have been a 2-year featured player at the most, and then continued down his path of comedy mediocrity. But getting fired brought the incel bros, Rogan fans, et al to him. And clearly he is his own #1 fan based on how much he laughed at his own terrible jokes. On an unrelated but much funnier (at least to me) note was the place names used in the news sketch as they were Maryland locations (Reisterstown Road, Hunt Valley, Harford County). Earlier this season, Towson (where I grew up) was used in a sketch so that caught my attention. The Maryland Easter Eggs were definitely the best part of this episode.

And no Marylander is going to call it a crab boil! It's a crab feast, and there better be newspaper or at least brown paper to make a mess on. I'm only a few minutes into the show, and I am predicting that melted butter is going to make an appearance. Ain't nobody in Maryland melting butter for steamed crabs. Go Os!!

When folks were talking about Phaedra's eye twitch at the roundtable, I wish she would have said "Umm, have you seen my fake eyelashes??? Of course I'm twitching!" I can't imagine that Kate is going to turn away from the traitor invite, especially if she is murdered by refusing. I didn't know anything about Kate when I watched the first season, but I've since watched her on Below Deck. I am highly amused by her, so I hope she stays in the castle with these ninnies.

For the love of God, stop including slurping audio! I do not need to hear the captain suck up his morning espresso, the slow ass chef suck down his tea, or those tacky ass guests hoover down their banana daiquiris. They seem to like including this as much as lingering shots of Cat the hungry stew shoving food down her maw. Clearly I am not the audience for ASMR...

I completely echo your Dawn sentiments!! Now, I'm someone who runs perpetually 5 minutes behind in life, but that's why I am not on a timed competition show! Oh, and I can't cook. I actually enjoy Sarah, and perhaps that is because I'd classify myself as a loud-mouthed broad. Seeing how this was her first time in England and with the potential to go to Paris, I'm excited to see her explore new locales. Finally, when they first panned to the judges at the Elimination table, I saw a pair of white eyeglasses, and was dreading that Graham Elliott was back. I was thrilled to see that he had not crossed the Atlantic, and I greatly enjoyed the judge with those specs.

That final sketch has cemented me firmly in the "Sarah Sherman is not for me" camp. She reminds of Kristin Wiig if she only ever played hyper, dialed to 11 characters. So much mugging to the camera!

I am not at all surprised that Crystal is a grown ass adult who celebrates a "birthday week."

You were definitely not the only one who had this hope! I was way too old when 2Gether came out, but I loved them. I am sure it's because Jerry was my high school theater star and as a backstage geek, I had a big old crush on him.

I really dislike Sarah Sherman. Her haircut makes me stabby, and her constant yelling and smirking increases my stabbing urges. Ok, I would never commit violence, but damn, she is not funny.

It looks like Candiace fell face first into a bucket of highlighter. Her make up is as unattractive as her personality.

Thank you Hotwives of Orlando for this very fitting GIF. I am not enjoying Tayisha and Kaitlyn at all, so much giggling and squealing. I guess I'm not a girl gang sorta gal. After tonight, I think Uncle Greg is taking home the final rose. And Catman will be devastated.

It's a slippery slope for Meghan to find a different idiom. Always, today's hairstyle makes it look like she took a tumble down a slippery slope.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a truly awful human being. I'm sure she wasn't wearing pants during her rants praising the Idiot in Chief b/c they would have been on fire during this segment. Maybe one day she'll find her soul, but I doubt she misses it. Kudos to Sunny for not allowing her to dance around the Jacob Blake question. And her facial expressions during Sarah's tap dancing gave me life. This Zoom format is a nightmare.

Lord, my lady crush on Rachel continues to grow. And we both tore ligaments by missing a stair! I just wish I could get my hair to look as good as hers.

Sunny's sparkly hair pins are not my favorite look. Today, she wore one that said GLAM, but for the first half of the show I thought it said BLAH. I found that amusing as it was on the side of her head next to Meghan.