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The use of the word "nom" drives me crazy. The douchebag guys are bad enough, but something about the middle-aged blond woman taking a bite, then looking around as she says "nom" makes me extra stabby. I was looking up recipes on line today. One included pictures, the last of which was entitled "noming". Not making that recipe. It's as bad as kids on my lawn! The Wendy's "dinner dinner" ad is beyond stupid. Her family better be paid in Wendy's food or something. Who invites someone for dinner and breaks out the Wendy's crap burgers?

Tamra could have given Lizzie a CUT fitness membership because she needs a story line. Oh the drama when she catches Eddy eyeing Lizzie's boobs during her workouts. zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . . sorry, I dozed off just thinking about it.

Yes, yes, yes! I have the wrong skin tone to look good in yellow, but my sister used to look fabulous. Every season we have designers who simply do not understand how to work with color. Some never really break out of their black and white or beige wheelhouse at all. I wear a lot of black, but that doesn't mean nothing should ever be made in a different color. I think you really nailed it with the eurocentric viewpoint of the judges. Fashion could expand so much and these designers could be more fashion-forward if they didn't limit themselves this way (and if the judges actually appreciated it). Both Sandhya's and Char's looks were poorly constructed Given more than a day, they may have been able to solve those problems. The judges complain when they see too many safe or simple designs or poor construction on more complex designs, but they don't give the designers enough time to complete challenging designs. I was glad that Heidi took a close look at Fade's garment and realized all of the effort that went into it. When Alexander stated he had to place the appliques strategically to prevent yet another peep show on PR, I new it would go from embellished to godawful. It was so strange to me that they bought lace without buying lining. When Zac was examining Char's outfit (quite closely; he really gets all up in there), we got yet another model ass exposure for this season. I remember when it was considered damn near unforgivable to send a model out with her butt exposed. This year we get some kind of flashing every episode. Is the material budget so tight they're dressing them in cocktail napkins?

I think it's the TV curse. People see themselves on TV and decide that, compared to actors, they look heavy. A lot of reality TV people have lost weight after they first see themselves. To me, he looked healthy. Now he looks a bit gaunt. As long as he's happy and healthy, it's not my concern. It just takes the glisten off the eye candy for me.

From this article linked above (http://www.allabouttrh.com/terry-dubrow-continues-defend-says-played/ ): I find myself adding "unless they call Coco a little bitch, because she is one. That you can say about my family. I do."

The Angie's List ad that drives me BSC is the one about the rescue dog. If you are too stupid to figure out what you need for a dog and you think you really need so much, don't get one. Do you know of any veterinarians? Can you find a pet store? Do some research on dog food? None of these are difficult to find. Chances are the agency you got the dog from can point you in the right direction. Thanks Angie! I'm too stupid to use google or yelp so I'm really glad you came through for me. (OK it also annoys because it implies that the rescue dog needs so much help/care. I work with rescues and hate anything that implies they have major problems. They are not damaged goods.)

I think Vicki is one of those people who only believes someone is gay if they fit every negative over-the-top stereotype. I'm sure she knows many gay men and lesbians, but she doesn't let it sink in that gay people come in all varieties. She has probably met hundreds of exceptions but there is still a standard that she considers valid. Then again, she is generally clueless so what do we expect? I wonder what her gay equivalent of "no scratchy the woody" is. Tamra doesn't have cankles. The angle that the photo is cropped at is simply not very flattering; that is, it does not show the point at which her calves fully widen so they look straight up and down. I was formerly a lower leg model. Depending on the length of the leg, there is a certain amount of leg that should be shown when emphasizing the ankle to show the transition from ankle to calf. It is actually harder to get a good definition shot on a shorter leg. Tamra is a stubby little thing.

I'm pretty sure Terry gets a monthly colonoscopy for the extra camera time and close ups.

It did seem like Shannon made a rookie mistake and got too drunk early in the season, especially at the party at her hose. She seemed to be slurring her words. Later she made comments that she couldn’t keep up with the other housewives. They are some serious drinkers. And she seemed to be drinking more along the lines of what she explained last night – have a drink along with a lot of water and sip them both throughout the night. In the latter part of the season, she was drinking but was not typically looking to do shots (except when the idiot girls insisted). Of course, Vicki and Tamra have never curbed their drinking. In their minds, drunk equals fun. It seems like Shannon reassessed her reactions after the “crazy” dinner. Of course, having Tamrat grab my face would have sent me right over the edge. Rabid ferrets should be segregated. David is a master of keeping his cool. The more he just quietly sits there, the more amped up Terry “Penis” Dubrow and Heather became. Yet another reason I would not go to Dr. Terry – he does not handle pressure well. There is something weird going on with Terry’s face, especially when he smiles (or smirks). It looks like the end of his nose is growing and really hangs down (possible from puling the face up too high). His nose more and more looks like a penis. Now all he needs is chin implant to give him a large crease and he can sport a genital face to go with his dickish personality. When Terry said “hollaback” I think he meant “callback”. Perhaps we can get him a thesaurus.

I liked Fade look, but the material for the train was way too thin. You could see through it. It needed to be lined or simply made from thicker material. On the main dress, since the material was layered, it was harder to tell how inappropriate the fabric was. It seemed like a lot of the designers had cheap looking fabric. I guess $250 doesn't go very far at Mood. It made her model's chest look damn near non-existent and her hips look really wide. It was a seriously unflattering dress.

What, huh, what did you say? I must have nodded off again. This show was so boring last night I'm still having trouble keeping my eyes open. Even with the shocking mother-in-law sexcapades reveal, this show is sucking the very life out of my being.

@islandgal140 Now I think we need a rabid ferret reaction meter for Tamra, ranging from fur relaxed, eyes open to fur up, beady eyes, teeth bared, rapid twitching.

For once I agree with Tamra. Given the opportunity, Eddie wouldn't touch Lizzie with a 10 foot pole. He would touch her with his hands and quite possibly his penis. A 10 foot pole would just get in the way.

See what you did there? Now, in my mind, he is Terry "Penis" Dubrow. We can shorten that to TP Dubrow which could stand for Terry Penis or tiny penis, both of which may apply.

The ridiculous thing (okay, one of many) with Heather is her extreme hypocrisy. When she has apologized to someone in the past (rarely sincerely and usually in a sorry-not-sorry or let me tell you how it was your fault way) and they did not accept it graciously and consider the issue closed, she has been greatly (and over-dramatically) offended. So yes, Heather, in your own words from a former episode, I do want you to "open a vein" as a form of apology since you seem to expect nothing less from David Beador.

Just saw the episode. I thought Kelly looked nice at her wedding. Her nose does look like it will come down more, but it is straight and even. Her lips look better too. I appreciated that Dr. Nassif said he would rather go under than over on adding fat to the lips. If only all of the other doctors creating duck lipped freaks would think that way. Myesha was just annoying. She is an attractive woman but she is sooooooo needy and delusional. She is not going to be a fashion model. She has a serious case of look-at-me-itis. Turn it down, crazy lady. And thinking of crazy, my TIVO loves me. It cut off Monique's video. Her ears were her big problem? What about her monstrous lips and cheeks. I have several trans friends, both MTF and FTM. Some I met well after their transitions and some I have known from prior to their coming out. The transpersons on this show are just extreme famewhores like most of the cisgendered people. I swear they look for some special level of crazy exhibitionist when casting.

Overpriced and ugly, sounds like a Giudice "heirloom".

Tamra looked the worst I have ever seen her at the end of season party. With her hair pulled back over the top of her head, she really emphasized her over-sized immobile forehead. You could land a plane on that thing. Then there’s the raccoon eye makeup. I was surprised the caterers didn’t shoo her out of the yard to keep her away from the garbage cans and table scraps. Shoo, raccoon, shoo! Her face was so scary I never noticed what she was wearing.

It's for AAA. According to him, it includes a lot of fart humor. But i don't think there are any blueberries involved.

Prior to the "penis" heard around the world (or the table, as it were), Tamra gave the men her oh so classy penis gifts. I didn't care enough to figure out what they were. One of the men said "I think Tamra is calling us dicks" and they all laughed. So Terry's penis comment was preempted twice, once by David's apology and once by the we're all dicks convo. Yet he still stuck with his scripted remarks. Could we consider this post-mature ejaculation? He was way too late for premature ejaculation.

A friend's son just booked his first commercial shoot. I am afraid, very afraid . . . . .

Terry shouldn't look down on construction workers, After all, it's his behavior that would have this show more aptly named "Tool Time".

David Beador for the win! I don’t believe Terry was really mad to start – he was just creating dramaaaah!!! When David refused to react like a buffoon, Terry did get angry. After all, the construction oaf was supposed to fall to pieces under the onslaught of Terry’s disapproval. There were some great lines in this episode. Unfortunately for Terry, they weren’t the ones he planned. Terry “you were either drunk or stupid.” The winning line goes to David with a smirking “Probably both” followed by his saying he would have to look up the words and Christian’s comment on not paying attention. The best way to hurt a pompous ass like Terry is to simply not care about him. When Terry was suggesting that David catcalled women because he works in construction, I really wished they would have seen Terry on Botched so someone could comment on how he continues to stroke women’s foobs after he has completed the medical exam. He is a creepy famewhore and a mediocre surgeon. Tamballs should be happy Ryan is moving away. She doesn’t have to look at that beard. Does he not own a mirror? If the Beadors are really “downsizing”, I take this to mean they are moving away from the Dubrows. They are probably not as interested in downsizing as they are in not being near these condescending penises. This may have given them a feeling that they would rather their children grow up around people who are more grounded and less pretentious. While Shannon and David do own an over-sized McMansion, they don’t seem to look down on people who are not as well off. That is something many of these people should learn.

If this is the show after they cut in additional footage to make it more interesting how godawful was it to start? Damn this was a boring episode.

Unfortunately I heard that too. Here I am at work earning money like a woman with a job, y'know, like we do. What a crazy gal I am to think that working is something women do! Next thing you know I'll drive a car, own property and make my own decisions. Oh wait, I do all of these things. I must be an aberration. A clue for Nicole – your cutesy voice and your work voice are both incredibly irritating and not that different. A combination of crying baby and nails on a chalkboard is not sexy. Her co-workers may be good for some eye rolls. I assume Bobby is with her for his chance at famewhoredom. I also assume he's hard of hearing. Otherwise he would need earplugs to be around her. Thanks for the cannoli Kathy. I was waiting for one of these dolts to make a “racy” comment when Kathy said,”Rosie loves cannoli”. Maybe it was cut for the sake of our ears or maybe they care so little about these idiots that Kathy really did get the absolute minimum she was offered. Okay, the Wakilies exist – move on! I think Joe Go and Melissa keep claiming they are in the garbage business because they are stupid enough to want to imply they are mobbed up a la The Sopranos. Document shredding and garbage collection are very different. Smart choice when your sister and her husband are under federal indictment – try to make the family look sleazier.